Makk Leaving Forever, Day Two by Zaster 12-14-03

Singing telegram for Makk Benn! How will you make it on your own? This world is awfully big, and boy this time you're all alone. Well it's you Makk and you should know it. With each glance and every little movement you show it. Maybe I shouldn't have announced my departure.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

God hates us all!!!

:( <----sad

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Poop.

DAY THREE OF ME LEAVING FOREVER

Perhaps now in addition to being sad, you should start to feel dizzy from lack of food (a result of not eating due to extreme levels of sadness).

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Naaah. Maybe if we were all retarded sheep he wouldn't 'leave'. Or maybe if we all stood side-to-side, bent forward, spreading our cheeks and offering out collective orifices to him as a token of submission, then maybe he wouldn't leave.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

what the heck are you talking about?

What the heck are we talking about?!

Why, sweet sweet goodbye sex with teh God-like mAAk!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Last night I ate half a bottle of pills trying to kill myself.

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Poop.

Jesus. Must you do everything halfway?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I did that too, but instead of pills I used a knife. And instead of myself I used a hooker.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You gave a hooker half a bottle of knife?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Don't be silly.

I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Don't be silly.

I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I just spit water all over my keyboard, you bastards.

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Sex Piano.

Makk,if you are truly leaving forever you´re being awfully quiet about it.

I think an event calls for a four paragraph post,
in my opinion.

True or not, even the mere thought of makk leaving made me tear all my makk posters (i got from tiger beat) off my wall, cancel my subscription to "Wahts BeNN Happening: The newsletter for the MaKK obsessed", shave my head and mire myself in a deep, ontological quest to decipher the symbols of our image-saturated culture.

That, and tears. So many tears for so many kleenex.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Once in a great while, someone great and fantastic leaves somewhere forever.

This is one of those onces.

Yes, I, MaKK, born to the earth MaKK P. MaKKINGTON, am leaving stripcreator forever.

"Why?" you ask? Because you are all dumbassess. I am clearly superior to all of you. Also people who used to tolerate me are now gone, and I feel alone and afraid. So I am fleeing, but not before pointing out that all of your are dumb, weird, and beneath me in every way.

Perhaps one day you will realize the error of your ways, how you wronged me by simply existing, and maybe will correct those problems. Then I will be laughing, because it will be too late. I will have left forever.

So, ta ta, FOREVER.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

G'bye MaKK. I hardly knew ye.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

MAAK'S LEEVING TO GIT ON DEE COCK TRAIN!

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Poop.

be excellent to yourself.....dude

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xx( o Y o. )xx

And so he left us to pursue a career as a self-esteem coach.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

He left to pursue a career in filibustering councils of chimpanzees.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I think it's now DAY FOUR of me leaving forever..or something.

I think today you should um..I don't know..make up sandwiches that should be named after me, in my honor..or something..

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

How long will it be before you're just popping up in other threads making sarcastic comments about how you're better because you don't post in the forums anymore?

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Dad was flammable

Day five.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Today I came to grips with it all. Of course right before that came the obligatory cathartic outpouring of deep, embarassing inner turmoils to my best female friend in the bathroom of a dance club, wherewith we followed with several lines of coke and a nice long hug.

Then someone farted, and it broke the mood.

mAkk, wherever you are, you're da greatest!

*Waves about hankie that is salty with tear-stains.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

When will you be changing your sig to an obscure statement about how you're not around anymore? Because, you know we just love the melodrama!

whoa whoa, that was too many big words

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xx( o Y o. )xx