I think I'm just bad with apologies. : )

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I wouldn't be part of any club that would have me as a member.

Except this one.

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I has a flavor!

THe five stars club is a fad, you're in, you're out, you're in again.
I'd like to be nonconformist as far as these star clubs go, but I rather like having the stars.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

One of my favorite Bill Hicks quotes.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I saw that under the sun the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, nor bread to the wise, nor riches to the intelligent, nor favor to the skillful; but time and chance happen to them all.

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What others say about boorite!

One of my favorite Bill Hicks quotes.

Hahaha. Next you'll be saying "Four score and seven years ago..." was one of Bill Hicks' greatest quotes.

I hope you weren't serious. Rodney Dangerfield did that before Hicks, and I'm pretty sure it was done before him.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Bartlett's boorite's bitch.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

One of my favorite Bill Hicks quotes.

Hahaha. Next you'll be saying "Four score and seven years ago..." was one of Bill Hicks' greatest quotes.

I hope you weren't serious. Rodney Dangerfield did that before Hicks, and I'm pretty sure it was done before him.

My apologies. I meant to say 'One of my favorite Bill Hicks ROUTINES', D/X you anal jockey. Thank you for endeavoring to point out every mistake made in the forums. Without you, there'd just be mistakes everywhere. Heh heh.

;)

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Sweet! I'm in da club. Now I wonder how long before I'm kicked out due to some sort of scandal involving cocaine babies.

Not that I know anything about cocaine babies.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

One of my favorite Bill Hicks quotes.

Hahaha. Next you'll be saying "Four score and seven years ago..." was one of Bill Hicks' greatest quotes.

I hope you weren't serious. Rodney Dangerfield did that before Hicks, and I'm pretty sure it was done before him.

My apologies. I meant to say 'One of my favorite Bill Hicks ROUTINES', D/X you anal jockey. Thank you for endeavoring to point out every mistake made in the forums. Without you, there'd just be mistakes everywhere. Heh heh.

;)

Sorry. Someone on here once stated that Dennis Leary's routine was stolen from someone else. I was thinking it was Hicks, but I am not sure now. In any case, it's not an attack, just pointing out that material is "borrowed" all the time.

Some of the greatest men are those who ride the shoulders of giants. - Chris Rock.

Or not.

In any case, it's an old joke, in fact, I'm almost certain I've heard one of the Marx brothers say it before. 'tis a classic, but I doubt anyone can claim it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Leary's routine WAS stolen from Hicks. He did a Hicks routine word-for-word in England back in the dizzay.

Riding on the backs of giants doesn't mean gutting them, trying on their skin, and walking around in it. That quote may not have been a Hicks original, but it was a great routine of his.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

One of my favorite Bill Hicks quotes.

"I sent the club a wire stating, "Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."--Groucho Marx

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

One of my favorite Bill Hicks quotes.

"I sent the club a wire stating, "Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."--Groucho Marx

"Ach, Persephone! I'd rather plucketh out mine eyes than be one of a gathering that would accept me!"-Dick Clark

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Legalize Love!

So do we get a club tee-shirt to wear or something? How about a badge?

"We don't need no steenking badges!"

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

Hmmm. Well, I WAS a Five-Star member last night. But now I'm a Four-Star.

I'd better get to work writing some more funny comic strips.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

This thread reminds me of Dr. Suess's sneetches. Is it better to be a star-bellied sneetch or one of the sneetches without stars on thars?

I initially had five stars. Then it dropped to three, because some anonymous person thinks I'm a ponce. Then it rose to four, because my comics grew on someone who didn't initially find them funny.

For the moment, it looks like I would have five stars if not for the person who made the ponce comment. The dictionary tells me that a ponce is a homosexual. Considering that only some of my strips are about homosexuals and that none of my strips are autobiographical anyway, I'm not sure how this person arrived at this conclusion. It might have had something to do with my then recent introduction of the Flaming Homo, a lampoon of the Fantastic Four's Human Torch. The irony here is that this character is actually straight, and the joke was that he struck out with a girl because, despite being a superhero, he had chosen a name for himself that made him appear to be a homosexual.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

It's all politics anyway, my rating went down although my number of votes didn't go up, I hadn't made a comic in months, so someone must have went and changed their original good rating of me to bad (or okay) based on something I said on the forums or perhaps even something unrelated to stripcreator.

You can make as many hilarious comics as you want, if someone rates you anything other than good, no amount of votes will get you back to five stars.

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Dad was flammable

dude this entire site is politics. cc's are politics (sometimes) pv's are politics (more often than not) comic rating is politics user rating is politics etc etc. that's just the way the world works. take for instance kajun's comment on MY user voting (bet I can guess what he rated me).

I roll with the punches though. some people like me some people don't. I won't lose any sleep over it.

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Exactly, I've never deliberately read one of MaxPayne's comics, yet I've rated him bad, for all I know he could be some kind of comic making genius.

Shit, eh?

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Dad was flammable

I agree.

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You can make as many hilarious comics as you want, if someone rates you anything other than good, no amount of votes will get you back to five stars.

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The system definately seems to want to round down all the time.

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Poop.

it's self-defeating, kind of like the us economy

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

No, you can have bad ratings and still have five stars. Once I went and switched my rating of Kaufman to bad just to see what it would do, and it did nothing. He still had 5 stars. So I switched it back.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.