[Click to view comic: 'WWSex']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Thing to Say After Sex']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'Worlds Wrost Thing to Say During Sex (Cub Conundrum)']

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to Say after Sex (also Spittle and Shine part b)']

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

[Click to view comic: 'WW#S: Worst Things to Say Before AND After Sex']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Things to Say After Sex 4']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst things to say after sex']

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

[Click to view comic: 'Even more post-sex funnies']

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AFROMANS MOVE

[Click to view comic: 'WW#S: Ho Ho Wha?']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I'm sorry, I don't know how the host feels, but right now boinky takes the cake on this one. Jesus!

And AtheistDiary, you sick bastard! You fucking rock!

[Click to view comic: 'World's worst things to say AFTER sex']
[Click to view comic: 'World's worst things to say AFTER sex 2']
[Click to view comic: 'World's worst things to say AFTER sex 3']
[Click to view comic: 'World's worst things to say AFTER secks 4']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'WwSeX']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Thing to Say Trying to Get Sex']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

"Get Offa me Kobe Bryant"

Mikey , you Magnificent Bastard!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I'll be judging later tonight, so peddle your smut while you can.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Due to events outside my control (pie shortage), I'm going to have to put off judging this thing till tomorrow. Feel free to keep posting entries till then.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst things to say AFTER sex 5']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'WW6: More Worst Things to Say After Sex']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Thing to Say After Sex']

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Poop.

Judging time.

I narrowed it down to 14, then I narrowed it down to 6, then I narrowed it down to three. Those three are:

I'm sorry! I thought "For the love of God stop" was your name!

Sorry, grandma.

dat not furfirring

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[Click to view comic: 'World's worst things to say AFTER sex 2']

Asian speak still cracks me up after all this time.

Congratualations, MikeyGspot. Have fun with the next contest.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Sweet! ObiJo, I'll have that full bottle of knife ready for you later, as well as a bonus jar of knee.

Next World's Worst up later to-day.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

A worthy winner.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Indeed! Saying it out loud just cracks me up.

Try it! (Disclaimer: If you are currently at work, feel free to wait until you leave to avoid odd stares and/or pink slips.)

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I has a flavor!

Will that be dollars or pounds?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.