WWSex by dcomposed 2-14-04

I pressed alt-F4, why is she still here?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Worst Thing to Say After Sex by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 2-14-04

You do this for a living? Damn you must be poor.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Worlds Wrost Thing to Say During Sex (Cub Conundrum) by crabby 2-14-04

OOOOOOOOOOOO................Rafael!!!!! My name is Ryne.

Worst thing to Say after Sex (also Spittle and Shine part b) by little_kitty 2-14-04

So when you said "crippled where it counts" you WEREN'T talking about emotionally...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

WW#S: Worst Things to Say Before AND After Sex by AtheistDiary 2-14-04

Wow, you call that an erection? Thank god I took acting lessons. SURPRISE! YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Worst Things to Say After Sex 4 by niteowl 2-15-04

...and here us humans just assumed you aliens were so advanced at everything. Did you know your remote control doesn't work? You woke me up from my ancient slumber for THAT?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Worst things to say after sex by laughinginyourface 2-15-04

Next time, turn on the lights before we have sex. I like the ocean. All the crabs... Sorry, I'm out of Fives.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Even more post-sex funnies by EvilZak 2-15-04

Roger and Ebert give your performance two thumbs down! Yours tasted better than every member of the choir combined! Sorry, grandma.

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AFROMANS MOVE

WW#S: Ho Ho Wha? by AtheistDiary 2-15-04

Now that we're done, we can play Connect the Dots with the warts on my pussy!

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

I'm sorry, I don't know how the host feels, but right now boinky takes the cake on this one. Jesus!

And AtheistDiary, you sick bastard! You fucking rock!

World's worst things to say AFTER sex by MikeyG 2-16-04

Is it in yet? What the fuck was THAT? That was not unlike running your pinky around the inside rim of a Big Gulp.

World's worst things to say AFTER sex 2 by MikeyG 2-16-04

dat not furfirring Get offa me, Kobe Bryant! Can I go home now, Mr. Jackson?

World's worst things to say AFTER sex 3 by MikeyG 2-16-04

That was about a C, C+. NEXT! Your titties are chafed. Hey, take a step back, man, I've got to air this fucker out.

World's worst things to say AFTER secks 4 by MikeyG 2-16-04

HA! I'm really MaKK_BeNN in disguise! Your sister gives waaaay better head. Was that your penis or mine?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

WwSeX by lukket 2-16-04

Worst after (and before) Die! Don't thank me. Thank your mom for the $100 she gave me to do it! I'm sorry, but the buttplug seems to be stuck!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Worst Thing to Say Trying to Get Sex by israphael 2-17-04

Hey baby. Want to come back to my place? I have a penis the size of a walnut. No you idiot! Your brain is the size of a walnut. Your penis is as big as a telephone pole. Maybe that's why that chick from MENSA was hitting on me.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

"Get Offa me Kobe Bryant"

Mikey , you Magnificent Bastard!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I'll be judging later tonight, so peddle your smut while you can.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Due to events outside my control (pie shortage), I'm going to have to put off judging this thing till tomorrow. Feel free to keep posting entries till then.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

World's Worst things to say AFTER sex 5 by MikeyG 2-17-04

I can't believe you bought it when I told you I'm 18! I can't believe you bought it when I told you I'm 18! Wow, it sure is a long walk to that train station, huh?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

WW6: More Worst Things to Say After Sex by fpd 2-17-04

You helped me realize something important tonight. I'm really a lesbian. Thanks for helping me realize that becoming a nun won't be the sacrifice I thought it would be. Wow, straight sex is so much better than taking it up the butt in a bathhouse! To think what I've been missing all these years!

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Worst Thing to Say After Sex by Rabid_Weasle 2-17-04

You taste like cabbage.

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Poop.

Judging time.

I narrowed it down to 14, then I narrowed it down to 6, then I narrowed it down to three. Those three are:

I'm sorry! I thought "For the love of God stop" was your name!

Sorry, grandma.

dat not furfirring

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World's worst things to say AFTER sex 2 by MikeyG 2-16-04

dat not furfirring Get offa me, Kobe Bryant! Can I go home now, Mr. Jackson?

Asian speak still cracks me up after all this time.

Congratualations, MikeyGspot. Have fun with the next contest.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Sweet! ObiJo, I'll have that full bottle of knife ready for you later, as well as a bonus jar of knee.

Next World's Worst up later to-day.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

A worthy winner.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Indeed! Saying it out loud just cracks me up.

Try it! (Disclaimer: If you are currently at work, feel free to wait until you leave to avoid odd stares and/or pink slips.)

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I has a flavor!

Will that be dollars or pounds?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.