im actually really proud of this comic.

apocolypse in the eyes of a minister by xxausrottenxx 8-27-03

20 years from now man i leave you guys alone for 5 fuckin minutes, jesus, just look at the place!!! hey man, look on the bright side, in the midst of this whole 'end of the earth' thing at least people will have me to turn to tell me about it, im so tense ive been in this same fuckin position for years, id smoke if not for that stick of dynamite i swallowed at that church picnic 5 years ago ya, those things'll kill you ya well at least i can still whack off look at my silly hat

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In case you haven't been keeping score, so far it's:

me -- 1

everyone else -- 0

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

In a world before my hyper-organised comic titles...

In a world when I said words like pillock...

In a world gone mad...there was my first comic!

Irregular Candy (Zero): Noah Sense In Being Rude by Shadow_Artist 2-24-02

Somewhere on flooded Earth... So let me get this straight...you called Noah a pillock? Yeah...a bloody stupid, Godly-butt-kissing, silly-ship-building pillock to be precise! Did you stop to consider that come the Biblical flood we may need an ark? I'm begining to rust...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

I'm only new on SC but i thought i'd post mine anyway.

My First Comic: Incest by ftc 3-06-04

Were your parents brother and sister too?

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Poo perhaps?

^ I have one almost similiar to that, except i made it a few days ago.

Sea Section by shank 6-07-04

I dont know, maybe its just the polluted water talking, but how about it, eh? I believe my parents once had this same conversation.

^ Yours is funnier.

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Poo perhaps?

i liked yours.

why don't you fellate each other and get it over with? (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Day in the Life... by TheBlairZip 8-18-01

Good God, Man! What the hell are you doing? Dude, there's a sale at Macy's!!! LATER... I wish I had an oil can.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

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In case you haven't been keeping score, so far it's:

me -- 1

everyone else -- 0

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Isn't there enough fellatio here at SC already? ;)

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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sodomizing someone with an enormous ego -- priceless

For everything else, there's Anal Lube.

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Here's what YOU looked like when you saw that pic:

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Here's what YOU looked like when you saw that pic:

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you first

Pilot by qwertyuio 4-03-04

Oh Billy, I'm finally gonna get your pants off. Gee..uh..well... Don't be shy. I'm sure you'll be great. Ohh...yeah...so...uh.. Come on son, let's shoot this today! Do I still get paid if he flakes? Uncle Joe?

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

You never forget your first...

Ode To Technology by umfumdisi 1-13-03

10:15 On A Saturday Night SIGH. (click) what is the problem? (query) 10:17 On A Saturday Night no one pays attention to me anymore. (click) don't worry, T, it's just a phase. (enter) 10:20 On A Saturday Night yeah, sure...that's what i told the record player. (click) told the WHAT??? (abort)

I think it's pretty representative of most of my work here in that there's a musical reference and the title is better than the punchline. :)

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Squirrel and Cowboy Visit Antarctica To Close The Ozone Hole by UnknownEric 10-23-02

Got your glue stick, Stinky? We're closin' the Ozone Hole. Actually, I left my glue stick in the car. Stinky, we left the car in New friggin' Zealand. You didn't remember the glue stick until now? What can I say? I'm a one-dimensional stolen cartoon character in a bizarre meta-comic. Parker Lewis wouldn't forget. Can you get off the Parker Lewis kick, Nutboy?

Thankfully, I have gotten off the Parker Lewis kick. ;)

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I has a flavor!

Mysteries of life by mmyers 2-04-03

Happy Birthday to you... When I first stumbled on to him doing this, i thought "This is amazing!" Happy birthday to you... After awhile, it started to get a little annoying. I thought that if I ignored him, he would stop, but he didn't. Happy birthday to you... Now I find myself wondering how hard you have to throw a frisbee before it cuts something's head off.

Doesn't everyone have a comic called "Mysteries of Life"? Anyway, I'm OK with this comic. It's a little too Red Meat-esque for me, but it was the comics immediately after it that really stink up the joint.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Damn near all of my early strips were religion based. I moved on to other topics, but I still like my first one:

How hung is god? by choadwarrior 4-30-03

Jesus, is it true God created us in His own image? Yes, my child And He also made us ashamed of our nakedness? Yes, my child So He has a tiny wang too?

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I really like that comic.

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I Began with "Boobies", and never looked back..

Beginnings #1 by TheGovernor 11-04-02

Ok there she is, just remember what you practiced...."I really like you, I think you're great, would you like to go out with me?" Boobies!

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I will be proud that I helped to inspire your wonderful new signature.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I wish my first comic was that funny....

Hell, I wish my first 200 were that funny.

As soon as I get some money, I'm donating and destroying the comics I started with. A few DID amuse me, so I might just edit them to where they don't fit into that dreadful epic.

My start was very very embarassing and traumatic. I'll post five of em to show exactly HOW embarassing my start was.

Nuunie Meets Lucifer's Nephew by NooniePuuBunny 10-01-03

We start our episode today just as T is telling Nuunie a hidden fact about his real origin... Nuunie, I have something that I have been hiding from you for the past 3 years you've been my friend! Hiding something, eh, T? My name really isnt T Bates...I'm not related to the serial killer Norman Bates and I'm not even human! Really? Then who and what are you? I'm really...Lucifer's Nephew, Ray! And I was sent from hell to corrupt you! ... somehow...this doesnt surprise me...

Darned If I Do...Darned If I Don't by NooniePuuBunny 10-01-03

Sooo...if you were sent from hell to corrupt me, why havent you already? The only reason I got the job was cause I'm the CEO of Hell's nephew...Gimmie a break! ... I'd rather surf the net anyway...its more fun than poking charred people with a stick drenched in lemon juice and coated with salt. Lemmie guess...Your sin is more procrastination than anything...right? I love this place. In Hell all we get is a 28.8k connection!

The Demonic Benefits Package by NooniePuuBunny 10-02-03

Well, since you've found out what I am, I might as well offer you a job in my uncle's business Ehh...I'm really not that interested. If you become an employee, you get a full benefits package, complete with health insurance, free internet, and a cookie. ... A cookie? Really?! So tell me more about this job position....

"Nuunie Wooed by Cookie" or "Frankenstein meets Deliverance" by NooniePuuBunny 10-02-03

And so...the deamon and the deamon-wannabe start their long trek to the entrance of Hell! You have to fill the application in person. I'll have to take you to the entrance to hell. Great! Lets go! Meanwhile...The Frankenstein Monster is visiting the scenic Smoky Mountains in Western North Carolina Ahh! The beauty of the Appilachian Mountains! Warm climate, beautiful flowers... *sigh* Git offa mah laynd! You know you're steriotyping your entire reigion and culture, don't you? Or do you even care?

Are we there yet? by NooniePuuBunny 10-02-03

And so...The two continued their trek... Are we there yet? no. And so...The two continued their trek... Are we there yet? no. And so...Nuunie changed her clothing style 3 panels ago by beating up a hippie and taking his clothes. Are we there yet? Damnit I said no....Woah...when did you change your clothes and animation style?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Those are pretty good, actually.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.