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Mediocrity at its most average.

Untitled by crabby 9-13-01

Bro it's a land shark! I'm gonna touch it. I can't believe that worked.

This is my explanation of all the shark attacks in Florida.

Untitled by crabby 9-13-01

Bro it's a land shark! I'm gonna touch it. I can't believe that worked.

This is my explanation of all the shark attacks in Florida.

Untitled by wirthling 9-13-01

Have I mentioned that I believe every word of the Bible is true? !!!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sorry about that double post on the shark comic.
I haven't done multiple entries to a CC in awhile but I can't help myself with this one.

Untitled by crabby 9-13-01

RAAAAAAR!!!!!! What's the problem my child? TOBOR TIRED OF BEING TYPECAST!!!!!! Then stop cornholing. NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

This Didn't Happen Until Late 2003 by Spankling 9-13-01

Hello Kaufman. Hello Spankling. May I... touch your pussy? Just back away.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Am I the only one who likes wordy comics? Oh well, here is my humble entry, in which I attempt to explore the subtexts implicit in the seemingly simple act of punching a clown in the balls. The reader is invited to note the use of symbolism within the context of a quasi-comic framework, and perhaps deconstruct the tangential (and deceptively crude) references to deeply ingrained societal expectations regarding ethnicity and culture.

Untitled by itsclark 9-13-01

Wassa matta little girl? You know like-a clowns? !!! Why you puncha me in the balls?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

quote:

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The reader is invited to note the use of symbolism within the context of a quasi-comic framework, and perhaps deconstruct the tangential (and deceptively crude) references to deeply ingrained societal expectations regarding ethnicity and culture.

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Untitled by Drexle 9-13-01

Let me down? Nah!

Untitled by Drexle 9-13-01

Don't even think about it!

Untitled by Drexle 9-13-01

Greetings! I'm the most advanced piece of machinery ever! Can you microwave my pizza? ...No.

Now many comics will join this early effort of mine at the beginning of the ASCII alphabet!

Untitled by andydougan 3-08-01

Want to play the biscuit game? Sure.

I guess we'll call that an entry, since it fits the rules. Hopefully, given time, I'll come up with something more amusing.

Untitled by Drexle 9-13-01

RAAAARRR!!! WHEN TOBOR PEES, IT BURNS LIKE MOLTEN STEEL!!!! Tobor, that rubber wasn't electrical insulation.

Untitled by kaufman 9-13-01

I'm from Wales. Hey, me too! Simultaneously ... What town? What town? Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hee hee. Maura's expression in the second panel looks like it was drawn solely for this occasion.

Untitled by evil_d 9-13-01

Ya mama so forgetful.... ...what were you gonna say, mom?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I know I've already submitted a few, but wirthling's entry inspired me.

Untitled by BigEvilDan 9-13-01

Yes? Hi! I'm here to talk about Jesus -- SLAM! I'll never sell all of these.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

My response to wirthling and Big Evil Dan:

Untitled by kaufman 9-13-01

Hello, I'm from Americans for Agnosticism. I'd like to talk about ... hmmmm, never mind.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

WHOA!
That's a LONG freakin' image.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ow... it hurts! LOL

Okay, here's my entry:

Untitled by flickguy 9-13-01

This  is   no  longer FUNNY! Maybe not, but it sure is fun!

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This is not my empire.

Dear god... That was the single funniest strip I've seen in the past few days.

Damn, and I just can't think of a strip idea...

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Untitled by Drexle 9-14-01

To make random comics on here, you need a good breakfast... Like paint chips!

DexX, try the breakfast of champions.

The less said about this one, the better...

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here is where i should either try to explain myself, say something nice to the other entrants, or generally say something interesting...
i am hungry for pie
damn... failed again.

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer