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Please replace the handset, and try again.

TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ivy your handwriting is pretty hot.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Blasphemy! Noone is cuter than L. Ron Hubbard.
You are in serious need of reprogramming, young lady.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Says the man with a gmail account.

rufus.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ivy was half-naked when she told me she loved me.

That means we're married in Texas law. Or she's my mother.

Either way, I love Ivy.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

THE BABY!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Just like his old man. Bald.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

And a bad ass!

I feel a "Who has the cutest baby on Stripcreator" contest coming on.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I tried this once, but you all made fun of my (now ex) boyfriend for looking too young.

He was disqualified when we cut him open and counted the rings.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

17

True dat. Plus, I totally came up with the idea for Scientology and that son-of-a-bitch stole it from me. 100% True.

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I has a flavor!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Jes masturbated right before he took that still.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I masturbated right after seeing that still.

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Poop.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.