You taste dumb. Dont post dumb shit fucking idiot. You can only get away with that is you are biped.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I sodomize a kitten daily.

or possums.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

How about you come here and say that...lol

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I dumb :D

I was pretty sure that was your motive. Although I fear drawing attention to this is playing into their hands.

The least talented people in any circus have to draw attention to themselves by doing something stupid, and as a group.

They're called clowns.

Almost immediatley after posting this thread, I realised it was a bad idea and was gonna ask for it to be deleted, but then, things happened and I did not. I am sorry.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I feel that I should finally make a comment on this.

Contrary to what appears to be popular belief, I'm not some money stealing boob flashing heart breaking bitch.

Yes, I flashed a better part of the male population of SC. Big fucking deal. Its not like I'm continuing to do it on a daily basis.

Yes, there was something between dcom and I, and it had ended very badly, due to my idiocy. I've been trying to work through it with him, but who knows what can go on with INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS.

Yes, jes_lawson lent me money to get over to the UK, and then it didn't even end up happening. But its not like I took his money and laughed about it. Within the next few weeks he will be paid back in full, and he only did it because he's a good friend.

I appreciate the effort that jes went to to try to clear up the confusion with these issues. But what I don't appreciate is people assuming things about me because of things that have happened in the past. I also didn't 'run away' from SC because of this issue. I've moved, don't have computer access, and basically don't have the time or energy to spend 20 fucking hours on here, making comics about shit that happened in the past and ultimately hurting someone else's feelings. Yes, that's right. Even though those comics were made in 'all good fun', they fucking hurt. I'm not asking you to delete them because then I'd be some whiny bitch instead of some money stealing boob flashing heart breaking bitch, but I just thought I'd at least state that I didn't really appreciate them.

That's my piece. To those of you who DIDN'T get on Jes' case about the whole issue, you have my blessings.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Thanks. Again, sorry for wasting folks time.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You guys are assholes.

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Poop.

I can't believe you wasted all of my time that I otherwise would've spent making online comics and reading half-thought out rants from near strangers!

Oh...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I never saw Kitty's tittys. Just for the record. Never asked her to see 'em, actually. Boobies are boobies.

I joked with Lil' Kitty about going over to the UK to screw Jes' brains out, but I was never serious about it.

Frankly, I really like the girl, and I get sick of people badmouthing her. She's never done a mean thing to anyone that I know of.

Also, she's a hottie.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I know. Part of my charm.

I think it's about time I put my two cents in, considering this thread is pretty much about me and my comics.

Firefly: As if you're not an elitist, attention-drawing cunt.

Lawson: I'm sorry. I feel and felt that you got taken advantage of. Not necessarily maliciously, as I have expressed to the few people with the balls enough to actually talk about it in IRC. I feel and felt that stupid decisions were made on the part of three different people in two different scenarios. They both seem to center on the fuckups of one particular person. There's a bitterness in me against people who take advantage of good people, or people who renege on promises of the heart. I think, thought, and will continue to think you are a good person. I've said it to you before, and I mean it. I'm sorry I upset you with my comics. I know you helped her out, and you say it was a truly altruistic act, which I believe. I was angry on your behalf and for that I apologize. I am sorry I caused you any more upset than you may already have had.

little_kitty: I know those comics hurt, and they were rather pointed for a reason. I hope you fix whatever it is you need to fix. You flashed your boobs in IRC, which is awesome to me, if a little odd. So did Ivy and Chicka, I believe. Don't pretend like you didn't want the attention. I hope you figure out what you need to figure out and do what you need to do. From talking to you in the different arenas we have spoken, it has always truly seemed like you are at war with yourself, and it seems to spread. I don't want to be sorry for those comics, because they blur the line between humor and just plain meanness, which I like. I like it when lines blur. Unfortunately, I am feeling pretty guilty about it, especially since jes got upset about it. So, I'm sorry. I still think you need to fucking work some shit out in your head, and get it on straight, but that's that. I'm thinking of deleting the comics, but I think that might be whitewashing it a bit.

dcomposed: STFU

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Wow, you miss a lot by not going into IRC.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Nobody told me there were boobs on IRC! Why was I not informed of this?!

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AFROMANS MOVE

I have a picture of choad showing his wanna see?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Now choad's boobies, I've seen.

They are magnificent.

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Firefly: As if you're not an elitist, attention-drawing cunt.

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I wanna see little_kitty's titties =(

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I see your point. I certainly didn't form a coven. There was no intent on whipping anyone into some sort of frenzy. I can't help it if I'm so goddamn charismatic that people want to follow in my footsteps.

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I can't help it if I'm so goddamn charismatic that people want to follow in my footsteps.

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That was mostly a joke. Mostly.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

So how much do I owe you for the psychiatrist session, Dr. G?

Think whatever you want to think, do whatever you want to do, I don't really care.

I'm not going to try to defend myself here, because I don't really see a need. I talk to the people from here that I want to talk to, and that's enough for me.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I don't know what kitty did or didn't do, and I don't really care either. But to all those giving kitty shit... lighten the fuck up. Who are you to criticize someone you barely know? Give her a break and stop ganging up on the poor girl with your abusive strips and second-rate internet psychology. Shit. Don't make me go all Borat on your ass again...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Okay, I read about what happened with Jes lending kitty money to fly to the UK and then she didn't. To me, it seems as if Mikey is more angry about that than Jes is. Jes seems cool with giving her a chance to pay him back. If she doesn't I take back my defence of her and will jump on the hate bandwagon, because that would just be fucked up. But if she says she'll pay him back within a couple weeks, then I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. I think people should give her a fucking chance. Maybe there's more to this story than I know, but that's how I'm taking it at face value.

As for whatever happened with dcom...? So the fuck what? That's no one's business but her's and dcom's. First off, who here can say they've never hurt someone else in a relationship? Well...? Second, dcom is a twat who doesn't really care if he hurts or offends others in the first place. Sorry, but it's true. Check out some of his strips about boinky's cousin. He's not the most sympathetic cat in the world, so whatever happened I'm sure he can get over it.

As for flashing...? Oh christ. What is this, the Superbowl? It's a goddamn mammery gland.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Uh, well I was obviously pissed where Jes wasn't. I sincerely apologized to Jes, and I still feel bad in regards to Jes. Anyone else want to weigh in a redundant, albeit belated opinion?

Hey kitty, all you need to do is get your shit straight. Thassall, sugar.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Kitty was thrown a curveball and was not informed of certain stipulations regarding her trip to the UK. It was not her fault that shit went down how it did. Jes lending her money was a generous offer and whiel I may not know kitty extremely well, I do know she'll do everything in her power to repay him. Y'see, there are people out there who aren't just dickheads, and both Jes and Kitty can be put into the category of "not dickheads".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.