quote:

---

I'd like to see user art based on that O_o

---

Ask and ye shall receive... eventually.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Actually, DexX, I'd like to see an updated version of my forumusers character. My current character is quite out of date at this point. Maybe sorta like gabe except a with a Blind Guardian black t-shirt on or something. :)

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Most people are still crying out for their first and you want a second? Yeesh! ;)

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

We would have to keep the original as well, because he has become invaluable for certain character types.

I would request a forumuser character, but I don't have any pictures of myself online.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

quote:

---

I would request a forumuser character, but I don't have any pictures of myself online.

---

I have come to associate you with your forum avatar, which would make for a great comic strip character.

Most people are still crying out for their first and you want a second? Yeesh! ;)

---

Besides, don't you want to remember when you had long, beautiful hair?

---
Mediocrity at its most average.

quote:

---

quote:

---

I would request a forumuser character, but I don't have any pictures of myself online.

---

I have come to associate you with your forum avatar, which would make for a great comic strip character.

---

It's the creepy old lady from the original House on Haunted Hill with Vincent Price, directed by the great William Castle.

Her first appearance is a classic scare scene.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

What I'd like to see on the site is something like kaddar's brunette with really frizzed out hair (not like a fro, like she stuck her finger in a light socket). When I get stressed out, I often play with my hair and everyone can tell because it basically looks like I stuck my finger in a light socket only without the burned face and fingers. Maybe a blonde one too in case there's a blonde who does the same.

---
Mediocrity at its most average.

quote:

---

quote:

---

quote:

---

I would request a forumuser character, but I don't have any pictures of myself online.

---

I have come to associate you with your forum avatar, which would make for a great comic strip character.

---

It's the creepy old lady from the original House on Haunted Hill with Vincent Price, directed by the great William Castle.

Her first appearance is a classic scare scene.

---

Strange, I thought that was Gene Wilder.

---
possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I`ve been browsing that site looking for images that I think would be compatible with the stripcreator format. (individual characters, full body shots, no backgrounds, etc.)
I thought I`d suggest a few that I thought would work well here and see if anyone else likes them. I tried to keep in mind the wish lists I`ve seen in the past while compiling this.

pope: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=2709876&memlevel=C&a=c&q=pope&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
bishop: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=2709866&memlevel=C&a=c&q=bishop&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
cardinal: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=817759&memlevel=A&a=c&q=cardinal&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
Moses: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3897156&memlevel=A&a=c&q=Moses&k_mode=all&s=85&e=126&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=3&k_exc=&pubid=
rabbi sitting: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3984186&memlevel=A&a=c&q=rabbi&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
rabbi (cartoonish): http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=4025415&memlevel=A&a=c&q=rabbi&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
werewolf: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3797413&memlevel=A&a=c&q=werewolf&k_mode=all&s=43&e=60&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=2&k_exc=&pubid=
Frankenstein`s monster: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=813001&memlevel=A&a=c&q=Frankenstein&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
punk: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3868834&memlevel=A&a=c&q=punk&k_mode=all&s=43&e=84&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=2&k_exc=&pubid=
goofy punk: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3799245&memlevel=A&a=c&q=punk&k_mode=all&s=43&e=84&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=2&k_exc=&pubid=
punk drummer: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=2963250&memlevel=C&a=c&q=punk&k_mode=all&s=85&e=126&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=3&k_exc=&pubid=
singer chick: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=812794&memlevel=A&a=c&q=punk&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
biker: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3799258&memlevel=A&a=c&q=biker&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
biker chick: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3838965&memlevel=A&a=c&q=biker&k_mode=all&s=43&e=84&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=2&k_exc=&pubid=
caveman with spear: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3848517&memlevel=A&a=c&q=caveman&k_mode=all&s=169&e=210&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=5&k_exc=&pubid=
caveman with club: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3975828&memlevel=A&a=c&q=caveman&k_mode=all&s=211&e=252&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=6&k_exc=&pubid=
samurai: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=810243&memlevel=A&a=c&q=samurai&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
Mexican guy: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3867962&memlevel=A&a=c&q=Mexican&k_mode=all&s=85&e=126&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=3&k_exc=&pubid=
Mexican guy playing Spanish guitar: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=985563&memlevel=C&a=c&q=Mexican&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
Roman soldier: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3958622&memlevel=A&a=c&q=soldier&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
Roman soldier (more cartoonish): http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3949395&memlevel=A&a=c&q=soldier&k_mode=all&s=127&e=168&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=4&k_exc=&pubid=
executioner: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3778300&memlevel=A&a=c&q=soldier&k_mode=all&s=253&e=294&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=7&k_exc=&pubid=
Asian man in business suit: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3936133&memlevel=A&a=c&q=Asian&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
fat woman in bikini: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3799979&memlevel=A&a=c&q=fat%20woman&k_mode=all&s=1&e=37&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
fat bald guy in a wife beater: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=2910619&memlevel=C&a=c&q=fat%20man&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
old man with cane: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3073511&memlevel=C&a=c&q=old%20man&k_mode=all&s=127&e=168&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=4&k_exc=&pubid=
gentleman: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=802692&memlevel=A&a=c&q=gentleman&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
middle-aged office worker: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=2813292&memlevel=C&a=c&q=office%20worker&k_mode=all&s=85&e=126&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=3&k_exc=&pubid=
woman with telephone: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=958466&memlevel=B&a=c&q=woman%20telephone&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
angry boss with cigar: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3945148&memlevel=A&a=c&q=office%20worker&k_mode=all&s=253&e=294&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=7&k_exc=&pubid=
even more Freudian version of boss with cigar: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=850521&memlevel=A&a=c&q=boss&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
Hindu woman: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=984608&memlevel=C&a=c&q=indian&k_mode=all&s=211&e=252&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=6&k_exc=&pubid=
maid (young): http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3899665&memlevel=A&a=c&q=maid&k_mode=all&s=379&e=415&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=10&k_exc=&pubid=
maid (old): http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3786026&memlevel=A&a=c&q=maid&k_mode=all&s=85&e=126&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=3&k_exc=&pubid=
Latino businessman: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3936105&memlevel=A&a=c&q=Latino&k_mode=all&s=1&e=18&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
surgeon: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3842376&memlevel=A&a=c&q=surgeon&k_mode=all&s=211&e=252&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=6&k_exc=&pubid=
sexy nurse: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=2808305&memlevel=C&a=c&q=nurse&k_mode=all&s=547&e=588&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=14&k_exc=&pubid=
funny nurse with needle: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3945392&memlevel=A&a=c&q=nurse&k_mode=all&s=295&e=336&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=8&k_exc=&pubid=
angry judge behind bench: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3837631&memlevel=A&a=c&q=judge&k_mode=all&s=295&e=336&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=8&k_exc=&pubid=
goofy judge with wig: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3837621&memlevel=A&a=c&q=judge&k_mode=all&s=211&e=252&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=6&k_exc=&pubid=
Muslim woman in burka: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3010440&memlevel=C&a=c&q=burka&k_mode=all&s=1&e=16&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
geisha: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3815409&memlevel=A&a=c&q=geisha&k_mode=all&s=85&e=125&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=3&k_exc=&pubid=
prisoner: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3763128&memlevel=A&a=c&q=prisoner&k_mode=all&s=127&e=168&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=4&k_exc=&pubid=
Cupid: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3941403&memlevel=A&a=c&q=Cupid&k_mode=all&s=43&e=84&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=2&k_exc=&pubid=
bride: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3736111&memlevel=A&a=c&q=bride&k_mode=all&s=211&e=252&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=6&k_exc=&pubid=
bride (more cartoonish): http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=1264569&memlevel=C&a=c&q=bride&k_mode=all&s=211&e=252&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=6&k_exc=&pubid=
sumo wrestler: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=986400&memlevel=C&a=c&q=sumo&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
Indian Chief: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3868204&memlevel=A&a=c&q=native%20chief&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
Indian Chief sitting: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3868288&memlevel=A&a=c&q=native%20chief&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
Indian brave 1: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=985474&memlevel=B&a=c&q=indian&k_mode=all&s=169&e=210&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=5&k_exc=&pubid=
Indian brave 2: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=985554&memlevel=C&a=c&q=indian&k_mode=all&s=85&e=126&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=3&k_exc=&pubid=
Indian brave 3: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=985502&memlevel=B&a=c&q=indian&k_mode=all&s=211&e=252&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=6&k_exc=&pubid=
little Indian girl: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=809184&memlevel=A&a=c&q=native%20American&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
leprechaun: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3782282&memlevel=A&a=c&q=leprechaun&k_mode=&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
gay super villain: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=4011324&memlevel=A&a=c&q=super%20hero&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
Victorian lady: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=1009150&memlevel=A&a=c&q=victorian&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
blind man: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=2991077&memlevel=C&a=c&q=handicapped&k_mode=all&s=85&e=126&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=3&k_exc=&pubid=
girl with crutches: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3783416&memlevel=A&a=c&q=handicapped&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=
man celebrating Kwanzaa: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3939203&memlevel=A&a=c&q=kwanzaa&k_mode=all&s=211&e=252&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=6&k_exc=&pubid=
woman celebrating Kwanzaa: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3939184&memlevel=A&a=c&q=kwanzaa&k_mode=all&s=211&e=252&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=6&k_exc=&pubid=
Aztec: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3882453&memlevel=A&a=c&q=Inca&k_mode=all&s=43&e=84&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=2&k_exc=&pubid=
personified Earth: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3060337&memlevel=C&a=c&q=gay&k_mode=all&s=43&e=84&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=2&k_exc=&pubid=
My Little Pony being ridden by that little alien guy from The Flintstones: http://www.clipart.com/en/close-up?o=3938961&memlevel=A&a=c&q=alien&k_mode=all&s=1&e=42&show=&c=&cid=&findincat=&g=&cc=&page=&k_exc=&pubid=

There are so many good vampire pictures that I couldn`t round it down to one or two, so here`s all of them: http://www.clipart.com/en/search/split?sub1=&orows=7&ocols=6&realign=&a=c&q=vampire&k_mode=all&k_exc=&q_color=1&q_gif=1&q_jpeg=1&q_eps=1&q_wmf=1&q_psd=1&q_png=1&cid=&date=&pubid=&rows=7&srch=Searching...
Same with animals. Pretty much any critter you can think of is on here: http://www.clipart.com/en/search/split?sub1=&orows=7&ocols=6&realign=&a=c&q=animals&k_mode=all&k_exc=&q_color=1&q_gif=1&q_jpeg=1&q_eps=1&q_wmf=1&q_psd=1&q_png=1&cid=&date=&pubid=&rows=7&srch=Searching...

Most people are still crying out for their first and you want a second? Yeesh! ;)

---

Besides, don't you want to remember when you had long, beautiful hair?

---

No, not really. No more than the people from New Orleans want to remember when they had homes or the people in Africa want to remember a time when AIDS wasn't prevalent. Sure, I'd like to have it back, but I don't really care to have a nagging reminder that I don't, especially since there's really nothing I can do about it.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

oo, i do

and of the vampires, i like this one the best

---
what if nigger meant kite

If we got that vampire I could make so many Ross Perot strips.

Meh, fuck paying for clipart.

It's about time I got back into doing art for the site. Just make requests and I'll do them. Original stuff is always a lot less brain draining than forum user characters. I can only do one of the latter occasionally, but I could rattle off the former all day.

It's really up to Brad - how much new art does he really want to add? Every new character and background adds a bit more to the server load and bandwidth...

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

The amount of fun we shouldn't have been having on wittycomics was really down to the serious looking characters and putting them in purile immature situations.

That's my only suggestion. Characters with a bit of class are funnier to cornhole.

---
Dad was flammable

quote:

---

Meh, fuck paying for clipart.

It's about time I got back into doing art for the site. Just make requests and I'll do them. Original stuff is always a lot less brain draining than forum user characters. I can only do one of the latter occasionally, but I could rattle off the former all day.

It's really up to Brad - how much new art does he really want to add? Every new character and background adds a bit more to the server load and bandwidth...

---

I'm not too worried about bandwidth these days, the server SC is on is doing all right. I'm willing to add lots of art as long as it's good stuff (your art obviously qualifies.)

---
www.bradsucks.net

You can judge for yourself whether or not my stuff is good. Just go to my homepage and take a look at my comics. The current ones are old that I drew a few years back before I took a break, and you can still see the rise in quality over time with those.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm doing squid's MSPaint fishhand right now. You can check out the original in General Discussion.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I give you... fishhand!

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Oh, Brad, formal request: if you would be so kind, please plonk young master Fish Hand into the submitted category.

Ta muchly.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I dunno... there's something about Mister Fishhand that I like. Well done! You get two imaginary dollars!

Woo! I'm gonna hire a really cheap imaginary hooker!

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Very cool character, and he is now online. Thanks DexX!

---
www.bradsucks.net

Woo! Thanks Brad.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I wouldn't mind a forum character, but I'm not sure if I've earned one yet and I'm also not sure if I'm weird looking enough/versatile looking to merit it. Maybe with my Lemmy-ish mustache it would be cool.

What I have always wanted is an Elmo-ish character. A postman might be nice as well. A boxer or more sports figures might be cool as well.

---
Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.