you're sprained ankle to me

48-62-48

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what if nigger meant kite

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/64015EJMI_w.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

momma was a tripleA cup

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what if nigger meant kite

...to turn a human being into this:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/card00075_fr.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

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[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/64015EJMI_w.jpg[/IMG]

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...to turn a human being into this:

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what if nigger meant kite

excuse me young gentlemen,
may i please interupt you amazing picture postings of such great high intelectual wit and ask you both a question?

have you ever got you penis stuck in a lift?

i was having a wank in a lift and suddenly the door oppened, everyone got in, and everything was fine, but then the door shut and it all got messy and stretched,

ive always been used to having a small penis, but now its really long. like by 4 floors too long!.

anyway, i suspected you both had huge wangers, so any advice?

WHAT IF NIGGER MENT WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!

Once I got my penis stuck in the sheet feed of a copy machine.

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What others say about boorite!

got any pictures?!!!!!!!

aaaaaggggghh haahahahahahahhahaha

GET IT!!!!!!!!!!

damn i kill myself sometimes

I almost wish I hadn't visualized that.

Almost.

Hey ivy the plant,

my names matt, wanna fuck?
i have a beutifal bonestructure,and an average sized cock.
i'll buy you flowers and dinner, and i'll go down on you as long as your semi clean.

what you say?

i can also spin plates!!!!
and i'm in a band.
and i dont have any diseases
that i know of yet, they could be laying dormant, but ive dont feel any itchyness

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Hey ivy the plant,

my names matt, wanna fuck?
i have a beutifal bonestructure,and an average sized cock.
i'll buy you flowers and dinner, and i'll go down on you as long as your semi clean.

what you say?

i can also spin plates!!!!
and i'm in a band.
and i dont have any diseases
that i know of yet, they could be laying dormant, but ive dont feel any itchyness

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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quote:

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Hey ivy the plant,

my names matt, wanna fuck?
i have a beutifal bonestructure,and an average sized cock.
i'll buy you flowers and dinner, and i'll go down on you as long as your semi clean.

what you say?

i can also spin plates!!!!
and i'm in a band.
and i dont have any diseases
that i know of yet, they could be laying dormant, but ive dont feel any itchyness

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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You'll have to ask boorite. He owns my naughty bits.

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O! The hilarity!

Be careful, Ivy. He's probably hiding in your bushes with a laptop and a fifth, posting RIGHT NOW as he watches you with high powered goggles. Brrrr.... creepy.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

mattmallone has earned my respect through hard work and dedication

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8===D

here's me in a pink skirt

my friends call me matty beeeeeeeeeeeee

i like wanking

and breasts

[url=http://www.garageband.com/user/lifeblood/podcast/mattyb][/url]

i regret posting an image that large

I'm impressed. You have the hips for that particular cut of skirt.

I would probably regret posting that picture period. What a tool...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

don't you hate it when you have a good shit, but it gets ruined because you wipe your bum to much, and bleeds!

Are you wiping your ass with sandpaper?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old