Funny because it's true. And sad.

Immigrant Physics: What Really Happened by fuzzyman 5-14-06

One day at the ranch... So I says to my wife, "Well that romaine lettuce ain't gonna make salad by itself!" She says to me, "You make it. It's a day without immigrants." Ha, ha! Then I beat her, of course. Fucking mail-order brides.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Immigrant Physics: What Really Happened by fuzzyman 5-14-06

One day at the ranch... So I says to my wife, "Well that romaine lettuce ain't gonna make salad by itself!" She says to me, "You make it. It's a day without immigrants." Ha, ha! Then I beat her, of course. Fucking mail-order brides.

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You've been here almost five years.

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I think Crabby , Dcom and Artemis suck immigrant cock for money.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CC321 : Its lotsa fun for fi dolla! by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 5-14-06

Hi, Welcome to MacDonalds. Now fuck off. What the? Youre on strike even though the restraurant is open? Damn straight. Now get out before i fry your McNuggets in our deep fat friar. Howabout you suck my cock and give me free meal before i go back to my job with the INS. Erm , can we negotiate to say, Fi Dolla? Nice to know that inflation doesnt affect immigrant wages.

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CC 321: Hable Esplodo by biped 5-14-06

He's still standing there. Damn illegal immigrants. They can't wait to get here, and then when they DO get here, all they do is stand around in your dad-blamed front yard. ACTIVATE THE SENSOR MINES!!! That's right! BLOW UP!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Immigrant Physics: What Really Happened by fuzzyman 5-14-06

One day at the ranch... So I says to my wife, "Well that romaine lettuce ain't gonna make salad by itself!" She says to me, "You make it. It's a day without immigrants." Ha, ha! Then I beat her, of course. Fucking mail-order brides.

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You've been here almost five years.

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lewl.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Yes, I showed up shortly after 9/11.

Coincidence? I think not.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

We all needed some humor after that. Especially red robot ass raping humor.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I think Crabby , Dcom and Artemis suck immigrant cock for money.

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Immigrants don't have money.

Solution: Send 'em to 'Frisco by RedfeatheR 5-14-06

Hey big boy? You know I always had a thing for sssstrachback wetties. But I have a terrible "Gay-dar" and I have 7 other guys wanting to assrape a brownie. So what is it honey? Gay or strait? ¿qué? Bingo boyssss! No soy gay!

Pick Your Poison by crabby 5-14-06

Dude, you see that immigrant back there, lets go jump him to let him know he's not wanted here. That guy is an EMT and he's my dad. Lets go jump that motherfucker and let him know that he's not welcome here. Come on, he's Mexican, can't you go find a sand nigger to jump or something?

Newfangled Border Patrol by fuzzyman 5-14-06

At the border... WELCOME TO AMERICA. TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW! *wink*

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racism isn't funny

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No, it isn't.

- by dcomposed 9-16-05

What do you call 100 niggers at the bottom of a lake? New Orleans.

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That is classic hurricane humour. nothing racial about it.

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Then what about this one,

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Why don't white people have black people as slaves anymore? Black people don't work now.

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Cowboy Immigration by HCRoyall 5-14-06

One day at the ranch... ...so then I said, "Day without immigrants? Day without me paying their illegal asses!" Fuck.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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What do you call 100 niggers at the bottom of a lake? New Orleans.

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- by dcomposed 4-19-05

Why don't white people have black people as slaves anymore? Black people don't work now.

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- by dcomposed 9-16-05

What do you call 100 niggers at the bottom of a lake? New Orleans.

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That is classic hurricane humour. nothing racial about it.

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Then what about this one,

- by dcomposed 4-19-05

Why don't white people have black people as slaves anymore? Black people don't work now.

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I am expressing my joy at the black guys not having to be slaves any more.

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A Default Comic Without Immigrants by HCRoyall 5-15-06

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yes, I showed up shortly after 9/11.

Coincidence? I think not.

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I showed up five years ago today.

Even less of a conicidence.

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Gee, I got so excited when I saw there were 42 entries in this contest. Then, I discovered that 33 of them were about how dcomposed is (or is not) a racist! Anyhoo, judging is tomorrow...

Yes, I showed up shortly after 9/11.

Coincidence? I think not.

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I showed up five years ago today.

Even less of a conicidence.

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Exactly one month and ten days before me? That's no coincidence, that's fate!

CC 321: At least he's recycling by lukket 5-15-06

I had enough! Something needs to be done about that flooding. My secretary has made a speech, and I'm going on live tv in an hour. Um, Mr. President, you hopefully realise that it's too late to send the National Guard to New Orleans? Oh no. I've given the orders and the speech is ready. What do we do. I just got an idea. Why don't we just send them to the border to curb the influx of illlegal immigrants. You can use the same speech.

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Okay, it's time for the judging. Thanks to everyone who participated. Here are the top three comics in descending order:

3rd Place (Would have won, but I had to deduct too many points for spelling errors):

2nd Place (A very close second):

CC 321: Border Colonoscopy by kaufman 5-10-06

Ay caramba! A Minuteman. Excuse me, are you an alien? And Morty the Minuteman never had any more problems with aliens, legal or illegal. Er, si, senor. Well, what are you waiting for, boy? Anal-probe me!

1st Place (Nothing like a well-placed TOBOR cornhole joke):

Newfangled Border Patrol by fuzzyman 5-14-06

At the border... WELCOME TO AMERICA. TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU NOW! *wink*

And, a special honorable mention goes to HCRoyal as he wins the "What part of illegal do you not understand?" Award:

A Default Comic Without Immigrants by HCRoyall 5-15-06

Well, that's a surprise. After a five-month comic-making hiatus, no less. I guess I was saving it all up.

New contest up sometime tonight.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

well, i fully enjoyed that competition!
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That is the most disturbing thing I have ever layed my eyes on.

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