He got the sister pregnant, his wife divorced him, and the kid grew up to be a hooker.

a flatulent hooker.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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I'd like to see an alternate ending to that joke where the man had a condom in his wallet.

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So then he boned her and the dad cut his balls off with a weed knife. LOL

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What others say about boorite!

The hooker became an absent-minded anorexic. She would binge on food but would forget to purge. She got so fat, she could not leave her bed. So, she continued to work and men often paid her handsomely to have sex with her armpit. It's okay, she had it nicely trimmed and the bed sores were on the other side of her body....

(I puked in my mouth a bit writing that)

I prefer to think the guy still leaves the house after the sister goes upstairs, but he shits in her purse first.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

in an O'Henry turn of events, the husband sold his golfclub one day to buy his wife lipstick not knowing the wife had bought him a golfbag by selling her mouth one night

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what if nigger meant kite

His wife's a whore-- what's that to do with a candy bar?

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What others say about boorite!

In an O. Henry turn of events, he fucks the dad on the front porch.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

His wife's a whore-- what's that to do with a candy bar?

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take a Mars down to 3rd and Rosemont and all your questions will be answered

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what if nigger meant kite

His wife's a whore-- what's that to do with a candy bar?

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take a Mars down to 3rd and Rosemont and all your questions will be answered

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Are there ponies?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

His wife's a whore-- what's that to do with a candy bar?

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take a Mars down to 3rd and Rosemont and all your questions will be answered

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Are there ponies?

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if you bring the King Size there is

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what if nigger meant kite

I always "bring the king size," bitch.

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What others say about boorite!

Yeah--the king size HEAD, Big Head.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

at least I don't have a king size ASS like YOUR huge ass, Mr. Big Ass

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What others say about boorite!

A king size ASS is more useful than a king size HEAD, Big Head.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

that's a king size point, why don't you blow it out your king-size ASS?

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What others say about boorite!

There is only one king I recognize.

The King Is Hiding In Your Car

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Poop.

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There is only one king I recognize.

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countryman!

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what if nigger meant kite