I guess my FPD killer broke the rules...sigh.

Okay, do over!

CC 329 2.0: Feline Predigestion Disorder by boloboffin 8-08-06

There, Mr. Meduso! I've chewed your kibble into a fine meal. I hope that satisfies your finicky tastes... Still too lumpy. And were you smacking on minty gum before you predigested my food? Eu. Bolo, dude, you are down with a serious case of FPD. Aw, shit, you're right. Cats! There's no pleasing the ingrates. They can be so sweet, and then turn sour in a flash...wait a minute... Sweet and Sour Meduso...now this is more like it. Dude, don't chew my food.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Now THAT'S funny!

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I guess my FPD killer broke the rules...sigh.

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I thought FPD stood for Filet, Poach, and Devour.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Judging by the volume and duration of my laughter, mattmalone takes the D award for his various acts of vandalism, and NeoVid takes the P award for FPDid. Now I have very special good news for all those people who are fed up with how many times biped wins comic contests. Yes, you heard it from me first, biped will not win the next comics contest. That's because he will be judging it. Biped has won the F award, and this contest, for "Grant Larson, Future Salesman 1".

CC 329: Grant Larson, Future Salesman 1 by biped 8-08-06

Good afternoon, madam! Would you like to purchase a Finster Poodle Disintegrator? A who what...huh? A Finster Poodle Disintegrator. It's the finest quality... Well, why in heaven's name would anyone want to disintegrate poodles? Uh, madam...SOME people happen to be ALLERGIC to poodles! But, apparently...YOU... DON'T...GIVE A FUCK!!! Oh piss off, dickhead.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

i wanted random comic guy to win, he's the BEST!!!

Groovy! - *Female Privates Disinfectant by edoggydog 8-10-06

...and that's why I only use FPD* after traveling cross-country on a stinky, dirty Greyhound bus while not wearing any underwear! Groovy! Anyhoo... I just got out of prison after being locked up for fifteen years... What were you in for? I hacked up my husband into one hundred and fifty-two little pieces! Oh, so you're SINGLE... Cool!

Groovy! - *Female Privates Disinfectant (redux) by edoggydog 8-10-06

...and that's why I hacked up my husband into one hundred and fifty-three little pieces! Groovy! So, after spending fifteen years in prison, and traveling cross-country in a dirty, stinky Greyhound bus with no underwear on, I'm really horny! Do you wanna have sex with me in the women's lounge? Sure. Wait here while I go get something out of my car... What? A condom? No. A can of FPD*...

I guess I'm a day late and a dollar short with these entries. Whoopsie!

Biped won! YAY! Now, we get to wait a week before he decides to let us know what the subject of CC: 330!!

I enjoy biped.

I'm thinking, I'm thinking!

I enjoy crabby.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I have a contest idea. Just give me the win, instead.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I might have if you hadn't used the word "instead." I hate the word "instead."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm thinking, I'm thinking!

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if it takes you this long to think, no wonder you were named after feet

*highfives that teacher that never thought you'd amount to anything*

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what if nigger meant kite

I'm thinking, I'm thinking!

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if it takes you this long to think, no wonder you were named after feet

*highfives that teacher that never thought you'd amount to anything*

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FEETS do your duty and decide what the next @%#$ contest will be! OKAYYYYYYY??? Without these CC's, my life is NOTHING!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.