Right-o my good chap.

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Poop.

Its Wellington McNocock!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Looks like some one doesn't want Kajun to go on holiday

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I was just about to board a flight to St. Louis to sexx0r the shit out of Chicka.

Once again my plan is foiled!

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Dad was flammable

Hurray for working in a government building!

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KajunFirefly

 I had the strangest dream last night of being crammed in the backseat of someone's car next to Chicka, Kajun, and Jes Lawson on the farthest side.  I remember thinking that Chicka was much, much prettier in real life than she was in pictures.  I remember later on having a conversation with Jes while Chicka buggered off somewhere and Kajun lay prone and drunk under the bar.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That must have been a dream, I'd drink your Yankee ass into the grave!

Also, I'd like to see Fox News and CNN produce Hollywood movies. Their "eye witness" reports on the Glasgow airport story would put any script writer to shame.

Entertaining, but ultimately embarrassing.

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I'm embarrassed at the incompetence of our terrorists.

I'm embarrassed about my city councillors. Sorry for the re-post.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6469451.stm

Incidentally being British is great. It's almost as good as being of English, Welsh, German, Spanish and West Indian descent like me. I'm descended from so many nationalities that have been evil in the past there's NO ONE who can't NOT hate me. Just like the British.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6262266.stm

http://www.johnsmeaton.com/

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My personal favourite John Smeaton interview is the one on this page entitled "John having a stroll with an ITN Interviewer".

Particularly his closing statement. Churchill, eat yer bollocks off!

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We'll set aboot ye!

Fucking classic.

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I'm actually surprised a mob of Glaswegians didn't attack the suspects, break bottles on their faces and stab them. You guys must be going soft.

El_Phen

I saw a TV show about robots that featured the guys who developed that falcon. After an hour, I still wasn't sure why it was classified as a robot.

I like how there's a fund to buy John Smeaton 1000 pints. It's all very well takin' down the terrorists like a hard-ass motherfuck (which is how I believe Jackie Bird described it), but is it too much to ask that you do it without promoting negative stereotypes about our people?

Yes.

Mmmyes, ripping good laugh.

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Poop.

so i was just wondering if you crazy brits had a 'lost the new world day' holiday commerating the day you got your scone-eating asses kicked off the north american continent?

just curious, ya know. in case you thought you were better than us or something....

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmerican

No, but Big Gordie reckons we should have a "Britain Day", which would be analogous to your Independence Day. So that we could celebrate our British values and what not. What he doesn't seem to have noticed is that most countries' national day of celebration marks the day they got rid of those "British values" and kicked some limey cunt.

They swapped Die Hard 2 for Cliffhanger.

The terrorists have already won

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Let's roll, ya dobber by andydougan 7-04-07

John Smeaton, the bravest man alive So these terrorists are comin at us wi fuckin petrol boambs. An ah'm like, ah'm no havin this, an ah fuckin set aboot thum, know? Ah booted that cunt's cunt so hard ma fuckin Achilles tendon snapped. Now thae cunts know no ae fuckin mess! Yas! I've never been north of the Chilterns, so I have no idea what you just said. But this'll have to do. I have a baccarat game in half an hour. At least we know that we are a strong people who will not be cowed by such craven acts. Next: we were going to show Die Hard 2, but that's got airports blowing up so it might make our viewers cry. Here's Fried Green Tomatoes instead.

i like drinking tea