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His Name Was Kane

re: kane2742/419396, Rabid_Weasle/419415 You must really like sleds.

by Trey_Suckabeefio, 1-19-08

CC 377: Grapplemania by Rapidwings 1-19-08

ZMannzilla, make me the winner of your comic competition or I will beat you to a pulp! Oh...Pleeeeeeease?

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Yeah. What she said.

CC377: Wrestling, Internet Memes, and SC by kane2742 1-19-08

Re: Rabid_Weasle/419415/ Did you know that Rabid_Weasle and I are tag-team wrestlers? O RLY? Yeah. And outside of the ring, we're lovers. O RLY? After we win matches, he celebrates by pleasuring me. ORALLY?

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

Don't you hate it when nerds ruin the myths of your heroes? by crabby 1-19-08

I heard Andre The Giant used to drink 4 bottles of wine for breakfast every morning and that ever night he would put down 113 beers in one sitting. 113 beers in one sitting? No way! Let's say he drank 19 bottles of beer, assuming 4% strength and 330ml. That's 40 liters of alcohol. I've seen my uncle's put down 19 beers in a day. My uncle's aren't god's like Andre The Giant either. You couldn’t get close to drinking 40 litres of any fluid before your brain or kidneys shut down because it dilutes the levels of elecrolyteswhich makes things such as muscle contraction work. Well, I'm sure he pissed some of the fluid out over time. Fuck you. If you take Andre's peak weight and the amount of alcohol he would have consumed in 119 beers, that would make his blood alcohol level .8. that would kill him.

kane2742  Where'd you get that background and the owl?

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Yeah. What she said.

@Rapidwings: The owl is part of the background forrest2 in the rural set. To make the speech balloon seem like it's coming from the owl, I used height1 in the props character set. For future reference, if you want to find a character or background that someone used, try the layout template. Just add the number that's at the end of the strip's address to the end of this address (which you can bookmark with or without a number): http://www.stripcreator.com/make.php?templateID=

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

DON MAKE COMICS ABOUCH ME LIKE JOO KNOW ME!

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Poop.

But I do know you. In the Biblical sense.

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"Laughter is the language of the soul." - Pablo Neruda, as quoted by Lisa Simpson

OK, time to judge this sucka... This one was especially tough, there were some GREAT entries. However, only one person gets the gold, so let's reveal 'em... CC378 officially belongs to.........

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TREY_SUCKABEEFIO!

CC377: Hanna Barbarism by Trey_Suckabeefio 1-10-08

Last week your partner suffered a humiliating defeat, and tonight you're looking to settle the score. Do you have anything to say? I sure do, Mike. Somebody thought he could just take out The Ranger's tag team partner. Well, that somebody should have been warned... THE RANGER IS NOT GONNA LIKE THIS, YOGI! Powerful words. Any response? Just this: YOU COME HERE LOOKING FOR A PIC-A-NIC BASKET?! WHEN YOU AND I STEP INTO THAT RING...

I actually hated this one the first time I read it, because for some reason I didn't get it. Then I was looking at the thread a few days ago, and the second panel hit me like a ton of bricks, causing me to giggle uncontrollably every time I passed by it. Congrats, Trey, you are the next Stripcreator Idol - Hit us with some CC378 action!

Honorable mentions go out to these fine comics:

Fight Night (CC 377) by theburninator 1-10-08

Bone Crusher, how do you feel about your upcoming match with Jacknife? How do you think I feel? That guy's fucking huge! I'm so scared, I'm about to shit my pants! Fuck this, they don't pay me enough! I'm outta here! Um.

Butch always cracks me up, I have no idea why.

cc377: Wrastlin by mandingo 1-10-08

do you smell what The Rock is cooking! I SAID, DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!!!!! it's duck lambe with an apricot glaze, silly. couldn't you tell? it's super yum yum!

"It's super yum-yum" was what did it for me.

CC377: What's In a Name? by kane2742 1-18-08

Since your name's Kane, you must like wrestling, right? No, why? There's a wrestler named Kane, so I figured you must like him. So what does your name say about you... ...Dick?

Winner of the CC377 Mini-Meme Melle Championship. YA RLY.

CC 377: Grapplemania by Rapidwings 1-19-08

ZMannzilla, make me the winner of your comic competition or I will beat you to a pulp! Oh...Pleeeeeeease?

I just like seeing my name in speech balloons.

Once again, congrats Trey, take it away!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

thanks, i will stick this honorable mention in my pocket next to my popcorn flavored jelly bellies and that human ear i found out in the field

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what if nigger meant kite

Wow, thanks. I'll have a new challenge very shortly, and rest assured - it may well blow something fierce. Maybe a werewolf.

on how to copy and paste: Thank you Kane2742! Duh, I am a little *durp* sometimes!

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Obnoxiously Noxious. That's what a QUOX is!

CC377 You Wanna Wrestle? by QUOX 1-10-08

And here she comes now, WWF superstar, Lethal Edna... How do you feel about tonight's match, Lethal Edna? These whipersnappers aren't getting MILK AND COOKIES Kent, they're getting EAR TUGS AND NOOGIES... The spirit of a fighter right there folks...

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Obnoxiously Noxious. That's what a QUOX is!

a swing and a miss. i'm too late.

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Obnoxiously Noxious. That's what a QUOX is!