Crap, I hit 'enter' before I finished the title. Screw it, good comedy doesn't need no stinking title. On the other hand this is not good comedy.

And I Still by israphael 12-05-01

Spankling, I'm having trouble meeting production targets this holiday season. I need something to 'motivate' my workers. I have the solution to your problem right here. Meet the Robo-Flogger Mark II. Excellent! I have one question though. Why does it look like a penquin? It runs on Linux. Linux!! What would people think if they found out that I don't use my own operating system! Well, do you want something that works or something you have to reboot every hour?

andydougan - done
Big Evil Dan - done
ladyjdotnet - done
crabby - done
Bogart - done
Kajun Firefly - done
fuzzyman - done
JrnymnNate - skipped!
Kevin Keegans Perm - done
DexX - done
kaufman - done
Kitty_Kat - done
israphael - done
Spankling - BOOYAH! GOT YOU NOW LEATHER BOY!
Mr_Kidney
evil_d

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

DANGIT!

My sys was down the whole begining of the week. I had to sneak into my sisters room just to check my mail at www.thatweb.com . Sorry guys.

awaits the plank

Just Trying to Help by Spankling 12-05-01

*zzzct* Obey or Pay! Make with the Happy *zzzct* Happy or Life Will Get Crappy! *zzzct* Oh dear me… There seems to be a bad connection. Hand me that soldering iron, will you Chester! Okay... Her back panel is open... My there sure are a lot of wires. Are you sure you know what you're doing? Mr. Spankling may get mad if he catches you messing with that. Oh dear me…

andydougan - done
Big Evil Dan - done
ladyjdotnet - done
crabby - done
Bogart - done
Kajun Firefly - done
fuzzyman - done
JrnymnNate - skipped!
Kevin Keegans Perm - done
DexX - done
kaufman - done
Kitty_Kat - done
israphael - done
Spankling - done
Mr_Kidney - You're on Kidney Pi
evil_d

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

well, here's my contribution:

I'll set it up, someone else can hit it home! by Mr_Kidney 12-05-01

so, the Robo-Flogger mark II blew up, we have nothing to motivate the workers, Christmas will be ruined! oh for fuck sake, we're going to have to find a replacement robot, one who wont break down easy, one who wont take shit from no-one! look, if you want me to go get Tobor just say so! no need, I have the answer right here......

andydougan - done
Big Evil Dan - done
ladyjdotnet - done
crabby - done
Bogart - done
Kajun Firefly - done
fuzzyman - done
JrnymnNate - skipped!
Kevin Keegans Perm - done
DexX - done
kaufman - done
Kitty_Kat - done
israphael - done
Spankling - done
Mr_Kidney - done
evil_d - TAKE IT AWAY

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My leg hurts.

To prepare for writing this comic, I read over the previous comics in the series. I discovered that there's actually some sort of plot to them, or something. Who knew?

Serial Comic V - Here comes Santa Clausssszkt by evil_d 12-05-01

Ho ho hzzzsssskkt! Merry Chrisssszktmas! A robotic Santa Claus? But the elves organizing against Santa is what got us into this mess! Do you really think a Robo-Santa can save us now? Ho ho ho... yes, Santa -- I mean, Robo-Santa is the solution! Er... bzzzst, crackle, ho.

Not much of an ending. We should probably have another go at it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I'm game.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Hey, I [u]like[/u] that ending.

Kind of a neat full-circle thing happening...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

good thing i layed out... i woulda screwed it all up probably.

So shall we go again or not? All those in favour flay eye. *flays his eye*

I'd flay my eye but I'm awfully nearsighted, so you'll have to proxy-flay for me.

That means "yes." We haven't beat up on Bill nearly enough.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'll contribute again, but I'm going away for the weekend, so put me at the end of the list.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Well, I'm off to bed now. I'll have a new installment up in the morn. Hopefully you can all contain your suspense until then.

In

This sort of ignores the twist in evil_d's comic, but I'm sure he won't mind.

Serial Comic V - The Gates of Janus by andydougan 12-07-01

Ah, you must be the new robot Santa. Well, get to work. Time is money! Ho ho hzzzssskkt! KER-TRANS-FORM! Decepticons! That's right, four-eyes! We're taking Christmas back for Santa! ...And hand over that bottle.

andydougan - DONE
Big Evil Dan - NEXT (if he's still in)
ladyjdotnet
crabby
Bogart
Kajun Firefly
fuzzyman
JrnymnNate
Kevin Keegans Perm
DexX
kaufman
Kitty_Kat
israphael
Spankling
Mr_Kidney
evil_d

Serial Comic V: You Get What You Pay For by BigEvilDan 12-07-01

So, you're working for Claus. I can't let you reclaim this workshop. I don't think you have a choice in this, Gates. Did you really think I'd be defenseless? Autobots, move out! GENERAL TRANSFORMATION FAULT. FATAL ERROR 4705-42. PRESS CTRL+ALT+DEL TO REBOOT.

andydougan - DONE
Big Evil Dan - DONE
ladyjdotnet - NEXT
crabby
Bogart
Kajun Firefly
fuzzyman
JrnymnNate
Kevin Keegans Perm
DexX
kaufman
Kitty_Kat
israphael
Spankling
Mr_Kidney
evil_d

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

andydougan - DONE
Big Evil Dan - DONE
ladyjdotnet - DONE
crabby - NEXT
Bogart
Kajun Firefly
fuzzyman
JrnymnNate
Kevin Keegans Perm
DexX
kaufman
Kitty_Kat
israphael
Spankling
Mr_Kidney
evil_d

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

3 cheers, ladyj.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

LadyJ you made me laugh.

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Hmm...is that the end, then? It'd be difficult to continue.

I guess so, it's a good ending!

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Dad was flammable

Id say its pretty final , unless you want to introduce "Linux Man" to the comic , and have him save christmas with his uber-linux powers.

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w00t

Curtain.

I guess its the end

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

Is Kurashima a regular's alter-ego?

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Dad was flammable

I didn't mean to monopolize the ending. It can still be salvaged if crabby wants to try... but yeah... I guess that's as good an ending as any :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent