Must be some kind of peek-a-boo feature for that ISP.

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Pure god, DexX!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Freedom2Surf.net has sucked them into a black hole. I can see the files using FTP, but I can't see them any other way. I saw them for a few hours after I first posted them, but not any more.

So much for that.

Okay, I saw them. It's a tract I've read before, including other parodies of. Although I didn't say anything in the rules about not using Chick's own artwork, it is illegal to use his artwork, and I don't want to encourage illegal activity with this contest. As a matter of record, Chick gets really pissed when people use his artwork, and he takes legal action when people use it on their own sites. So as not to embroil this site in any legal problems with Chick, I will not accept any entries that use Chick's artwork. But in all fairness, I will say that it was funny.

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Did you read those letters in that site you posted. Those people at chick don't give a damn. They may send a threatening letter, but they won't do squat about it.

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CC 85: Jesus Loves You by BigEvilDan 12-10-01

So let me get this straight. Jesus loves me. That's right. Jesus loves everybody, and will send you to heaven if you believe. And homosexuality is a sin. A horrible sin. Gays will spend an eternity in hell. So how come Jesus gets to love other guys, but nobody else does? He died for your sins, okay? Cut him a little slack!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Dan has made a good point

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I'll take them down.

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Go get um, Spank.

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Kitty_Kat, you are starting to exceed Nate and joshw's reputation for making insipid posts.

This is not a good thing.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Not really. There's more than one kind of love, and Jesus has the "non-sinful", love-you-like-a-brother kind.

That doesn't mean I can't play some word games for the purpose of humour, though. ;)

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

shut your hole fuzzy.

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CC85: Jack Chick's fantasy world is wilder than most gamers' by evil_d 12-11-01

You look sad, Susie. What's the matter? Uncle Jack, we were playing make-believe, and Billy said that my character had to get captured and tortured by elves! Susie, I'm surprised at you. You know that role playing is evil and wrong. If you keep doing it, Our Savior Jesus will hand you over to Satan, whose demons will torture you for eternity! With Jesus' help, you can have the strength to resist ever casting another spell. Gather up your rule books and your Britney Spears CDs, and burn them before it's too late! You're being silly, Uncle Jack. I'm too old to believe in magic. I'm talking about playing make-believe.

The source material is Dark Dungeons, currently located here.

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CC85: Jack Chick's fantasy world is wilder than most gamers' by evil_d 12-11-01

You look sad, Susie. What's the matter? Uncle Jack, we were playing make-believe, and Billy said that my character had to get captured and tortured by elves! Susie, I'm surprised at you. You know that role playing is evil and wrong. If you keep doing it, Our Savior Jesus will hand you over to Satan, whose demons will torture you for eternity! With Jesus' help, you can have the strength to resist ever casting another spell. Gather up your rule books and your Britney Spears CDs, and burn them before it's too late! You're being silly, Uncle Jack. I'm too old to believe in magic. I'm talking about playing make-believe.

The source material is Dark Dungeons, currently located here.

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Yeah, Dark Dungeons is my favourite, too.

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Doesn't really have anything to do with Chick, but inspiration struck.

CC 85: Jesus Loves You, Part 2 by BigEvilDan 12-12-01

Okay, clear up something else for me. Jesus said "Whatever you do to the least of my children, you do unto me" or something, right? Something along those lines, yes. So doesn't that mean he's getting laid 24/7? Well, he does live in Heaven...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

With thanks to Spankling for the scannage.

OK, so it's not a real SC comic.

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Many funny strips were entered in this contest, and I shall mention a few runner-ups before getting to the winner. I mention them in chronological order.

I liked how, in "One of the Bible's Lesser-Known Lessons," wirthling made use of a Bible verse to support burglary. I looked it up in the Bible, confirming that he didn't make it up. This made his strip all the more impressive. I also like where Jesus says "Word," at the end, because it plays on both street slang and what Jesus is called in the Gospel of John.

I liked how, in "Dougan Tracts make witnessing easy," andydougan parodied a common theme in Chick tracts, that a morally bankrupt person can go to heaven merely by accepting the gospel.

I liked how, in "Love the Jewish People," Bogart parodies Chick's overenthusiastic, Old Testament-based, allegiance to Israel. Chick takes the Bible literally and firmly believes that palestine belongs to the Jews because God gave it to them in the Bible.

I liked how kaufman made tracts for various religions in "Chicklets."

"Get down and boogie with Chick" by DexX was amusing.

I was very impressed with Spankling's attempt to use Chick's own artwork. It was one of the funnier ones, though not quite the funniest. So my disqualification of it didn't affect its chances of winning.

The last strip, "When School's out ... for Jesus!" by Rev. Jim Bob Spittle, was also very amusing, especially since I am a humanist, and I like seeing Chick-style jabs at humanists.

Although there were many funny entries, the winning entry stood above the rest. "A Simple Strip Site" by Big Evil Dan was an excellent parody of a Chick tract.

CC 85: A Simple Strip Site by BigEvilDan 12-08-01

What's up, Stan? That's a nice evil-looking goatee you're growing. Thanks Gabe. You should stop by my place later. I just got the Internet installed. The Internet? Isn't that a sinful place of pornographers and witches and role playing geeks? Not at all. I did a search for Jesus and it came up with some really interesting sites. Matthew 26:41: Watch and pray so that you will not fall into temptation. stripcreator.com (logged in as: ILoveJesus) Wow, this is neat, AND holy.

CC 85: A Simple Strip Site by BigEvilDan 12-08-01

January... "This is such a shitty way to spend Easter" It's got Jesus, so it must be good. ...June... "RAAR, TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!" That's sinful, yet funny. ...December "So I says, 'Them loaves and fishes ain't gonna multiply themselves'." "TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE JESUS!!!" Ha, ha! What the fuck was the Bible talking about? Jesus was way cooler than it let on.

CC 85: A Simple Strip Site by BigEvilDan 12-08-01

Gabe, I'm getting worried about you. I think this stripcreator site is bringing you further from Jesus. Nonsense. It has a Jesus character, and it brings me closer to the Lord. Exodus 3:5: "Do not come any closer," God said. But Jesus doesn't swear and have oral sex. He's pure! Nonsense! You're just jealous. Come on. You added to your ILoveJesus handle with "because he's got a fine ass!" in your sig. Jealous.

CC 85: A Simple Strip Site by BigEvilDan 12-08-01

1 Samuel 21: "Look at the man! He is insane!" Come on Gabe. Come with me and get away from the computer for a bit. I suppose. I just finished a 30-part serial comic about time-traveling robots. Well Gabe, now that you're away from the influence of that infernal machine... OH MY GOD!!! There's a giant ball of fire in the sky! We're all going to die! Uh Gabe, that's the sun. How long has it been since you were outside? Gabe? Uh, are you having a heart attack? Urk...ack....

CC 85: A Simple Strip Site by BigEvilDan 12-08-01

Numbers 22:29: Balaam answered the donkey, "You have made a fool of me!" Is this Heaven? Did that giant ball of fire really kill me? Uh, yeah. Whatever. Anyway, God is waiting for you. Wow, it really is God. And I get to spend all eternity with... ...Satan. Sorry Gabe, but you aren't on the list. Damn! That stripcreator site lured me into a life of sin! What a fool I've been, writing those blasphemous comics... No, the comics were funny. You just used the site continuously for a year, and never sent Brad a cent. Damn freeloaders.

[Click to view comic: ' CC 85: A Simple Strip Site- Save Yourself!']

So the next contest is Big Evil Dan's to run. Since it would be much harder to pick a second-place winner, I'll pick one only if Big Evil Dan hasn't started a new contest by Saturday.

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