CC86 - Phreaking by andydougan 12-17-01

Hello, Acme Plastic Surgery Unltd. How can I help? Hi, this is Joan Rivers. My friend and I would like to complain about your service. What's the problem? Well, when you told Michael and me that you could give us "the looks of a film star"... WE DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE REFERRING TO THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON! Will you soon be finished with the phone, Joan? I need to call the vet. Bubbles's rectum's gone and split again.

CC86: I'm sorry, you have laid the wrong number. by TheElPaso 12-14-01

Oh yes, yes! YES! Give it to me baby! Oh yeah, bring it on! Wait just a damn minute, you're too red to be the pink donkey!

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

C.C. LXXXVI: Barely legal by habnem 12-17-01

Are you my mommy? No. Well, who are you then? I can't tell you that. Are you well-beloved StripCreator habnem? Goddamnit! Go away before you disqualify my strip!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

MENBAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, time to pick a winner. Here are a list of comic that, for some reason or another, caught my attention:

In the Eyes of the Beholder - by kaufman
Is your planet anywhere near Uranus - by Jabizo

Decepti-phones - by Kevin Keegans Perm

Have you no compassion? - by Jabizo

I'm sorry, you have laid the wrong number - by TheElPaso

Barely legal - by menbah

But the winner is....

A poor reception by andydougan 12-13-01

Bring bring! Bring bring! Bring bring! Bring bring! Bring bring! Bring da! Bring da motha! Bring da mothafuckin' ruckus! No, sorry, I just don't see you making it as a gangsta rapper.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

A Worthy Winner!

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w00t

That was brilliant well done menbah.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

well done menbah???

Didn't Andy win it?

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Dad was flammable

Looks like I have trouble reading, knew I shouldn't of missed school lol. Well done Andy!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.