Crabby's strip does suck dick.

Yeah, I think it's the crabster.

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crabs

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Crabby

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I vote for crabby, mainly because I simply cannot abide a man with an igloo of that colour.

I thought LadyJ's was the best of the bunch, incidentally. :)

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Crabby, you have created the Weakest Strip! Goodbye!

Thank you for the fast vote, cowpokes! The rule for the next round will be posted shortly. In the meantime, get back to poking those cows!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Round 5

Hi there! Asiangirl3 here to kick off Round 5! I have nothing better to do since my evil sisters took over the limelight. I’m pretty talented, though… and unlike crabby, I’m a frequent fellator.

Anyway, on to the contest! Here is your rule, courtesy of the crabster!
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[*]When I am ousted from this competition, I feel you should require the remaining participants to write a strip based on SPACE FARMING ACCIDENTS!
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There you have it. Entries are due Monday at midnight ET.

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[*]When I am ousted from this competition, I feel you should require the remaining participants to write a strip based on SPACE FARMING ACCIDENTS!
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I'm very surprised I made it as far as I did. I was expecting to be voted out last round. I knew for sure I would be ousted this round because I was stripping with the cream of the crop and my comic was ass.

I quite liked LadyJ's comic but I had to vote for her since she got the ball rolling on my elimination. No hard feelings.

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Good fucking grief.

Is this that "Doozy" you were on about?

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The Weakest Strip - Rnd 6 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-12-02

My god man. You look terrible. Whats happened to you. *hic* Well captain , i was jusht minding my own business , operating the graviton rotater , when i heard a loud noise. Please , continue. Well , i turned around , and some cowboy hit me with his saddle , muttering something about Rotor Turbines. You mean our rotor turbines arent generating gravitons by themselves? Yes , but he poured manure into the machinery. Now theyre generating gravitons of horse shit.

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The Weakest Pull by kaufman 1-12-02

Our asteroid terraforming efforts have resulted in huge genetically engineered anaerobic plants. Time to fertilize, Sam. Bring that tractor over here! Does this team have Alzheimer's or what? That's the third guy this week who forgot our puny escape velocity. Shiiiiiiiiitttt!

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Comic Cup 7.5 - Terraform her! Terraform her! by andydougan 1-12-02

Olympus Mons, AD 2442: Overpopulation on Earth has forced agriculture to expand onto Mars Ah, you must be the supply team. Welcome to Mars! The terrain around here's very mountainous. We'll have to level it out before irrigating it. Better get some of the TNT out. TNT? *Tell me* you didn't leave the TNT behind. How could you possibly miss it? There was fifty gigatons of the stuff! Sorry. We had a bit of a mishap with it. Wonderful. Now I'll have to wait here another month while you go back to Earth and get it. Earth?

Well, it seems Andy will still be in next round. Good stuff. :)

Now I just have to think of one of my own... :P

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Space Farming. by kramer_vs_kramer 1-13-02

What happened to you, Farmer Giles? You look like you've just gone ten rounds with Muhammed Ali-en. I've just spent the morning trying to milk the thargon space cow. It wouldn't keep still, and all I got at the end of it was this quart of strangely thick milk. That cow over there? Yep, ol' Bessie. Dude, that's the male cow. That would explain why, when I gave some of the milk to my daughter to drink, she spat it straight out.

Cup 7: In space, no one can hear your farm machinery. by DexX 1-13-02

I'm a space farmer! You farm space? Yup. What do you do with all the space once you've harvested it? That's the weird thing! After the harvest, I checked the silos, and they were all... empty! Fancy that.

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Wow, DexX. That was awesome.

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Early Futuristic TV Sitcoms by ladyjdotnet 1-14-02

Cue Laugh Track It's time you started looking for a space job, son. Either that, or help out on the space farm with yer maw and me. Right after the space football game... oh yeah, and then there's that I Love Space Lucy marathon... and then... Cue Laugh Track What's wrong with working at space Woolworth's? I don't want to have a space husband. I'm a space career woman! Now, dear. I didn't slave away on this space farm with your father and lose my fingers in a space thresher accident so you could spend your life working. Cue Applause What are we going to do with these space kids of ours? I don't think they'll ever learn. I don't know, dear. But I do know what will cheer you up... Moon pies!

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Time to Vote!

You have 24 hours for your puny voice to be heard. Remember, you are voting for the worst strip. Only votes from the participants in this round will be counted.

Who’s crops are a few space-turnips short of a bushel? Who’s about to be chopped to bits in the space-thresher? Who has made The Weakest Strip?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Kaufman

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Kevin Keegans Perm

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kramer_vs_kramer

Tough choice...

Can I just go on record saying I don't much like this cup format? I just think it's really negative, saying "I liked this one least". I prefer voting for the best strip, a positive action, saying "this is really good". *shrug*

Oh, and thanks for the kind words, LadyJ. :)

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It's also a bear to manage. Well, it was a nice idea at the time...

Hmmm... pretty bad day to have a nick that starts with "k."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

On the plus side, using this format means the rules give more leeway. Normally the final rules are so restrictive as to make humour impossible. And I like the way all the contestants are kept involved in the game throughout. But I agree with DexX that voting for the worst comic is overly negative. I'm not sure how it would work, but perhaps we could retain this format in the next cup, except we vote for the best comic?
Ah well. We won't count our bridges until they're hatched.

Oh, and continuing the k-icide, I vote for kramer.

What's the fucking point in that?

The whole idea is that this all turns bitchy, like the program, trust me, for those who aren't in the contest, it's highly entertaining.

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