retard

I'm well aware you're of that persuasion, yes. ^_^

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Needs more sodomy.

You know, has anyone looked up "retard" in the dictionary? Mine says nothing about this word being a noun. Anyone have a newer dictionary that does?

It's slang. See here.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

heh heh. Socially inept.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Jeez, stop being a such a nerd.

You know that that word doesn't have any technical deffinition either? it origionated in the fifties around campuses and might be derived from the classic puppet "Mortimer Snerd".

How's that for a history lesson?

Dork.

(Now, look THAT one up, and you'll get a pleasant surprise.)

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I just saw something about that on TV.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I only just got round to looking at Z_E's other posts on the message boards... Could we kill him? Or at least stop him from talking? Maybe Brad could delete his account or something

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

Hey hey hey. Don't go tellin Brad what to do. He may be Canadian, but he can decide what to do with his own site. Besides, if we ignore his dumb ass, he will prolly go away or assimilate.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

I was hoping for explode or die in some other way but those will have to do.
Oh, Zero, please don't ever have kids

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

Don't worry. I think he likes men.

I do.

I KNEW boinky liked men! The way he kept looking at me... *shudders*

If he likes men, why was he looking at you?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Okay, I admit it. I paid him to.

I would of done it for free.

I am heterosexual.

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Charlie dont surf

That's not what you told me in bed last night.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

That's what he told ME in bed last night.

Wait, Z_E, you've been cheating on me? You asshole!

And you too Boinky! You said I was the only one for you.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Damn, the old saying is true. All the best men are gay. :(

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

I'm just surpised that this site only has one openly gay regular, since there isn't one thread that doesn't end up having some kind of reference to man-sex.

Actually, I guess it's not that surprising.

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Dad was flammable

Buffy, are we the best men?

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

So is THAT why my best man kept ogling me during my wedding...