...huge, purple, throbbing...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...dinosaur...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...scrotum...

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YEE-HAW!!!!!

...whilst whistling "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and wearing...

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I has a flavor!

...Princess Leia's metal bikini...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

... which Fuzzyman was last seen wearing at the ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...Semi-annual Nigerian Scam Convention, graciously hosted by...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...strange as it may seem, some Nigerian fuck, who....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

wehn he loves a woman trnsafres her 20 million bucks ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

...so she'll be eating venison for her next two lifetimes, which isn't that bad, although deer meat tastes like...

...that strange substance left under the couch by your best friend...

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3am says I WILL make it better.

...after he forgot to close the lid on...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

...the toilet, causing your girlfriend to fall in, but as she fell she accidentally hit the flusher and so was washed all the way to...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...Newark, New Jersey, which is clearly where all of the toilets in the northeastern United States release their pungent slurry, much to the ire of the people further south at the IKEA in Elizabeth, NJ, where Israphael was shopping for a...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... fishing ferret, named Aprodite, of some renown, for a trip to...

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

... the tipped over shopping cart behind Winkie's, home of that delightful little homeless person from "Mullholland Falls", David Lynch's most recent film which doesn't quite stack up to some of his earlier triumphs such as "Blue Velvet", "Eraserhead" or even the flawed but beautiful...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

..."Bram Stoker's 'Bitch, Where's My Money?'," which sadly never saw proper release and was only viewable in...

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I has a flavor!

...a Viewmasterâ„¢, but since it was totally inappropriate for children...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

... they had to wire the Viewmastersâ„¢ with 40,000 volts of electricity and include instructions on how not to be electrocuted so complicated that only adults could understand them, but of course the French...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...monkey-eating surrender cheeses as they are...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...ripped violiently from the firey grip of...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...The Atlanta Falcons, which probably won't charge you more for Chips Ahoy cookies if you...

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...send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to the North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) along with a letter requesting...

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

...tickets to Wide World of Sweaty Gladiators, where the sweaty gladiators will...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

..be on strike this weekend to protest U.S. involvement in...