I just sent a pic of my package to some chick.

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obscenity filter is off

Here's a pic of my package. Aint' it pretty? It's keep it wrapped for added protection..

It's official. My dad likes boorite and approves of him.

Is this in relation to him posting a picture of a tennis player eating a banana?

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Poop.

i just sold my first shirts to the UK.
i was so happy to go international i liberally sprinkled them with anthrax...

cheers!

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Kill Whitey.

I have some sweet-ass Nazi coins my grandfather brought back from Germany after the war.

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I has a flavor!

It's my birthday.

It's my birthday.

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May Maria Sharapova deep throat your banana.

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What others say about boorite!

It's my birthday.

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May Maria Sharapova deep throat your banana.

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but may your banana be in heaven a half hour before Martina Navratilova knows its dead

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what if nigger meant kite

My mom's husband caught this wandering around their house. An hour after it was killed, it was still thrashing about. That's about the time Jim told mom to go touch it.

You should touch everything.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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My mom's husband caught this wandering around their house. An hour after it was killed, it was still thrashing about. That's about the time Jim told mom to go touch it.

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Yeah, I hate rednecks too.

I never claimed to like the bastard.

Well he's dead now.

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I'd just like to announce that I am now taking back all positive comments I have made about bigfrank over the years. I would also like to announce that I have deleted him off of both my AIM buddy list and also deleted him out of my heart.

[IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/blachtree/frank.jpg[/IMG]

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wat up nigs?

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I'd just like to announce that I am now taking back all positive comments I have made about bigfrank over the years. I would also like to announce that I have deleted him off of both my AIM buddy list and also deleted him out of my heart.

[IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/blachtree/frank.jpg[/IMG]

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wat up nigs?

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chillin, chillin, wat up wit u nigs?

chillin'

Every day, for at least an hour, just sit back and ruminate upon how great I am. It will give you renewed hope for humanity.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I just found out biped and I are the same person. Some weird Fight Club type shit going down.

Can we ruminate on how great you are?

Yes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I just found out a guy I dated in high school is a heterosexual crossdresser. It's a lot like finding out that a guy you dated in high school is gay and you were the last person he dated before he started playing for the other team.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

A guy I dated in college turned out to be gay.

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What others say about boorite!

Biped my God
When I in awesome wonder
Consider all the Comics you have made
I see the scars
I hear the rolling farting
Thy Pow'r throughout Stripcre-a-tor displayed

Then sings my soul, my Biped God, to thee
How great thou art! How great thou art!
Then sings my soul, my Biped God, to thee
How great thou art, how Great thou art!

When through the ro-bot factories I wander
And see the Dolph Lundgrens a-spewin' there
Or journey to the center of the asshole
Of Vin Diesel, a pleasure oh so rare

Then sings my soul, my Biped God, to thee
How great thou art! How great thou art!
Then sings my soul, my Biped God, to thee
How great thou art, how Great thou art!

And when I think, Biped, your wit not sparing
Built Robot Joe, I scarce can take it in
That rebuilt Joe, Mom's three course dinner bearing,
Wound up in hell, for our great chuckle-in'

Then sings my soul, my Biped God, to thee
How great thou art! How great thou art!
Then sings my soul, my Biped God, to thee
How great thou art, how Great thou art!

When I shall order one mil-lion of all things
And be denied, what shall I order 'stead?
Of course, a toy tricycle they shall then bring
One with a clown, so says the great Biped.

Then sings my soul, my Biped God, to thee
How great thou art! How great thou art!
Then sings my soul, my Biped God, to thee
How great thou art, how Great thou art!

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Shoulda.

I got a $1 raise yesterday... I am now making $1.20 over minimum wage.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.