One of these days, one of my comics is going to have to get on the first page of the top rated list.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Actual conversation by NeoVid 6-21-06

See, I'm multiracial, but no one ever guesses... or believes me when I tell them. You say you're multiracial. Which races? Half black and half white. Hey, you're right about people not believing you when you tell them!

Another actual conversation by NeoVid 6-21-06

Dave? It's been years... I go by Elaine now, and I want to be addressed as a woman. I see. Hang on a minute while my brain changes gears. *GRIND* snap *THUD* pop *SMASH* sizzle OK, cool.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

My first comic in over three months.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

One of my comics was number 1 once, but that was after four 'good' votes. Needless to say, i got well and truely 'okayed' by the Stumping committee :)

They're right though. It was a well and truly average comic.

Groin Up by RedfeatheR 6-24-06

What the hell is with the rim shot after a joke? Is "BAdum ppiiisshh" suppose to make the joke funny? ...it couldn't be ... My Dad would always say it after beating me

Karl Rove calls the Democrats cowards, because they're against the war? Well, last I checked none of the Senate Republicans were on active duty in Iraq.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

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Karl Rove calls the Democrats cowards, because they're against the war? Well, last I checked none of the Senate Republicans were on active duty in Iraq.

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Bush and the GOP are SO thoughful! (sorry inflatable_man) by lukket 6-24-06

It's appalling that we Republicans are being critized for not participating personally in the Iraqi mission. It's actually in the best interest of our troups... Oh? ... that we haven't sent Dick Cheney down there with a gun. Ah.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Cup of remolecularized caffeine extract in the morning by Injokester 6-25-06

So I'm banned from the bio-weapons lab. They're worried I'll unleash another plague on the earth, like the time I created Ebola. Or the time I created black people. Ha ha, that was funny.

Cup of coffee in the morning by Injokester 6-14-06

I watched the first season of 'ALF' this morning. Then I ate my cat.

Cup of coffee in the morning by Injokester 6-14-06

So I got banned from Target for having sex in a changing room. Had to pay for the mannequin too.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

1st and 3rd are good, Injokester. 2nd one is merely meh.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Cheers ^_^

Old McDonald by Injokester 6-27-06

Look Mildred, it's just not as simple as that. Sometimes you just can't see the world in black and white. What are you saying? You're ugly and I want to start seeing other cows. Brown ones.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Pinky and Mr. Pink by Hari_Nezumi 6-26-06

Assanine: I'll give her face a two, and her assanine. Ha ha ha! Oh man, these Redneck vocabulary words are great! OK, my turn. Butt rape: I'd like to butt rape that little girl over there.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-15-06

RAAR! WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! SPECIAL SURPRISE WITH EVERY ORDER!! What's the surprise? MANRAPE! What? I MEANT A CHILD SAFE TOY FROM THE BIN BEHIND YOU.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-16-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? I'll have two McRapey Jr. meals, one Big Rapey, and a chocolate Rapeshake, and hold the Rape. What?

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-16-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? I want a Big Rapey combo with Extra Rape and double size it! ONE BIG RAPEY WITH EXTRA RAPE, DOUBLE SIZED? The rape is my favorite part! We don't serve your kind here.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-19-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? Is the Bacon Ranch Chicken McRapey any good? WHY YES! IT'S THE ORAL EQUIVALENT OF A GIANT ROBOT SCHLONG IN YOUR ASS WITHOUT LUBE! Oh... uhh... I just realized I don't have any money on me... You're fired.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-23-06

Can I get an application? McRAPEY'S DOES NOT HIRE MINORITIES, ESPECIALLY NOT THE IRISH. I'm not Irish, I'm Welsh. I'M SO SORRY. I won't hold it against you. Can I have an application now? NO. I MEANT I WAS SORRY THAT YOU'RE WELSH.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-23-06

THE KEY TO MANNING THE REGISTER IS TO ASSRAPE EVERY CUSTOMER WITH YOUR GIANT ROBOT DONG. I'm not a robot. REALLY? I have a collapsable umbrella in my car if that would help. I like the way you think.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-26-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? I'm with the Health Department. I've come to investigate some rather disturbing reports that have been coming about this establishment. I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THOSE REPORTS ARE BASELESS AND UNFOUNDED. FOLLOW ME AND I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU. And that's why you shouldn't pay any attention to the banging coming from the freezer.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-27-06

Welcome to McRapey's! Can I take your or.. Oh! Uh.. hi Grandma. Hello, Junior! I'll just have the Rapey Salad please. Here you go Grandma. Ha... have a nice day... Why thank you, Junior! It was hard, but once I got over my fears and inserted the umbrella, things really went smoothly. I think I smell a promotion for you.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Psychic Jim by The_young_scot 2-02-06

So I see you've finally stopped watching porn and decided to do something worthwhile? Yeah, I think I broke my penis anyway. After awhile it was swelling in ways God didn't intend it to Like sideways and stuff

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Bunnyman by Injokester 6-22-06

My girlfriend left me because I said the wrong name during sex. I called her 'Mary-Kate and Ashley'.

Bunnyman by Injokester 6-30-06

The cops picked me up again. They found out I've been offering mustache rides to kids.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

One of mine is actually on the first page again!

The very lowest on the first page, of course.

I'll fix that.

Meaning I'll get it to be the very bottom comic of the last page, probably.

Size counts by NeoVid 11-07-02

My date last night went totally wrong. What happened? I dunno. I was this close to getting her into bed, but she had this weird reaction when I took out my box of fun size condoms... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Yeah, that's the reaction. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

RCL no. 1188 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-06-06

Ow! Ow! Ow! Hey, mac... You're doing it wrong. How (ow! ) the FUCK (ow! ) would you (ow! ) know? Because, I'm a CARPENTER beetle! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh... Ow! Ow! Ow... Dipshit!

RCL no. 1206 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-19-06

When Katrina hit New Orleans, and tragedy struck... Ay! Ay! Ay! AY! ...Captain North America was immediately on the spot, helping those who were in dire need! Ay! Ay! Ay! AY! (However, Corporal Kilowatt just shorted out in the flood waters, and was of no use to anyone...) Ay! Ay! Ay! AY!

RCL no. 1203 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-17-06

Excuse me? What do you mean the monkey did better than me on the math quiz? Ook ook ookity-OOK! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA [*burp*] FUCK YOU, CHIM-CHIM!!

Doggy Job Interview by biped 7-22-06

Hello, I'm "Pup" Swerdlow. I'm here about the job interview. You didn't tell me over the phone that you were a dog. Look, if you discriminate against me because of my species, I'll have the SPCA on this place so fast it'll-- FETCH THE NICE BONE, DOGGY! FETCH! FETCH! WOOF!!! WOO--fuck.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1220 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-02-06

I can pilot my ship at the speed of light, and not spill my coffee! Beat that! I can lick my own nuts! SHIT! Ha, ha!

Butch by HCRoyall 8-07-06

IAmNotAFed24: a/s/l? You're not even trying anymore, are you?

Butch by HCRoyall 8-07-06

Sucky sucky? Love long time? And you'll stay down there until you learn not to be so cliche!

Butch and Jim by HCRoyall 8-07-06

Butch? Yes? Why is there a 10-year-old asian whore in our basement? I like eating Chinese, but only if it's fresh. Please tell me that was a cannibalism reference.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 8-07-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! MAY I... Oh. It's you. I came to beg for my job back. Well, we can't have you manning the register after that last fiasco, and the fryer has filed at least ten different sexual harassment complaints about you... Please! I'll do anything! What's that big pole you have, Mr. Robot? Oh nothing. Just turn around and look at the ball pit for a second...

I hit the random button

I gave it the benefit of the doubt when it said it came in peace, but then horrible tentacles shot out of it's beard and raped every orifice on my body...

by HCRoyall, 8-07-06