He who sniffed it whiffed it.

Is there a party in your mouth?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yes, but it's invitation only.

If a tree falls down in the middle of the woods on a little person, will any body hear the midget's bones crush?

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Only if the little person has made a doody in his undershorts.

¿Que hora es?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

El matador y el burro.

Chupa mi rabo?

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I has a flavor!

Only if you buy me a drink.

Who's that girl?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

My cousin. Careful, she's been around the clinic a few times, if ya know what I mean.

Seriously, what the fuck is "emo"?

Annoying.

Why am I ranked as a high cheese exporter when I've never made a reference to cheese expotation in any way?

Bleu cheese.

Can you whisper sweet nothings in my ear?

I would, but you're not that close to me, so you'll just have to make do with a private message.

Why you wanna see my spine, mommy?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Because you stepped on a crack and broke my back, fucker.

Would you like to super-size that for a dollar more?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

No. I told you I all I wanted was a side salad and a yogurt parfait. That other greasy shit gives me explosive diarreha.

Can someone please explain to me why Ken has no genetalia ?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Barbie is a castrating bitch.

If variety is the spice of life, what is the spice of death?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

He put it in a safety deposit box lest Barbie get her grubby paws on them.

Where have all the good men gone?

Mars.

What is that horrendous odor coming from between your legs?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

To answer both Spankling and Noonie, The Spice Girls.

Baby, when all your love is gone, who will save me from all I'm up against out in this world?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

The Dragon Bunnerrabb.

Verily, maiden, mayest thou perchance hobbeth mine knobbeth?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh sure, why not?

Oh sure, why not?

Why not? Because I said so.

Will you hold me close in the long winter nights?

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Sure, but I expect you to bathe regularly.

Does this dress make my butt look fat?

No, your butt makes the dress look fat.

Pardon me, do you have any gray poop on?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Ask that guy over there.

What would you do for a sperm filled Klondike bar?

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

I personally wouldnt want it.

Would you bark like a dog?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Only for a Scooby Snack!

What goes *bump* in the night?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Your mom.

How many questions cannot be answered "your mom?"

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Only one: "Don't you think it would be funny if I broke your neck if you said 'your mom' one more time?"

It's November 20th. Are your kids at the arcade?