^_^ by guilford 10-18-06

Youre only supposed to use hammers and nails on wood!

Orange Soda : Islam by finn34 9-19-06

It's not like I said Islam is bad just because they tend to blow up buildings.... No. What you said was, "Camel Fuckers are made of bombs and money"

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Oooooooooooom! Oooooooooom! by Cre8tive13 10-20-06

Ommmmmmm! Ommmmmmm! Ommmmmmm! HELLOOO!? Whatcha' doin' in there, mate? Sorry, I was meditating. can I help you? Yes, mate...I was looking for a 'andout....Can you spare change for a man down on his luck? Yoga and meditation helped put me back on track when I was down...Maybe you should try it ? I would try it mate, but I'm 'omless.

Robert Palmer in the Robot Lab by UnknownEric 11-03-06

I'll just clean over here and... ROBOT MODEL 1532 ACTIVATED! Oops, sorry. I didn't mean to turn you on.

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I has a flavor!

Sensitivity

I'm not in the mood to hear any fat jokes today. I don't want to listen to a fat joke either, so shut up.

by NeoVid, 11-12-06

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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Lab Monkeys

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

It Had To Be Done by boloboffin 10-08-06

Head On! Apply Directly To The Forehead! Head On! Apply Directly To The Forehead! Head On! Apply Directly To The Forehead!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Weeee!

I like to put on a good pout now and then by Spankling 12-05-06

Have you been able to get a rise out of Spanky lately? I think he's depressed. Spanky? I thought I just saw him going down to the playroom. Hi Spanky. How 'bout I fist you and sharpen my claws on your inerds? Hu? Oh... If you must... whatever. *sigh* How is he? Worst case of early holidays blues ever.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

retro comics, yo!

dinosaur comic? by xxausrottenxx 1-20-04

i say, have you gotten looser since last week? uh, i dont know youve been cheating on me! i swear i havent been! and you promise ill be baptized after this you'll be good to go dude

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The Spread Of Judaism #4 by Fingal 1-12-06

Hello, would you like to become Jewish? No thanks, I'm a fucking Athiest. Well thats a relief Why? Because it's harder to do surgery when their older.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Oceans breathes salty by Cre8tive13 12-11-06

BASTARD? Hey...I HEARD that!! You really just called ME a bastard? Well, fuck you both, you bottom feeders! I'm sure those fucking crabs called me a bastard!! Huh. Meanwhile..... Hmmm...Looking at it closer, maybe this isn't a bass turd. It could be halibut, pickeral or even a catfish turd! Well, whoever's turd it is...it fucking stinks! What was that red fish going on about anyway?

It's Jewish Bob by biped 12-12-06

Children, since today is "Rabbi Goldstein Fucked A Horse" Day, I've invited Jewish Bob to speak to us. Rabbi Goldstein fucked a horse, doo-daaa...doo-daaa...ha ha, but seriously, children... Oh, by the way, Jewish Bob, I hope you don't mind if I suddenly turn into a dinosaur during your address. Not at all, Mrs. Flonase. So, one day, a long time ago, Rabbi Goldstein was walking through the countryside... RAAAAAAAR!!! ...and he bestowed his blessings upon the horse for being such a wonderful fuck. Any questions? Yes, you there in the polka dots.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC341: When You Looove Someooooooone... by UnknownEric 12-13-06

Hey sexy, I'm Lou Gramm and... I've been waitiiiiing for a girl like youuuuu... ...to come into my liiiiiife... God, I miss pussy.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Untitled by wirthling 9-13-01

Have I mentioned that I believe every word of the Bible is true? !!!

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what if nigger meant kite

Elven Cookies by BigFrank105 12-15-04

Hey! It's Santa! Where are all of your elves? *Burp*

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

It Had To Be Done by boloboffin 10-08-06

Head On! Apply Directly To The Forehead! Head On! Apply Directly To The Forehead! Head On! Apply Directly To The Forehead!

Come on, this comic's a lot worse than the 2.5 it has right now...

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

This comic, on the other hand, is excellent:

In which our hero receives discipline at work by kramer_vs_kramer 1-06-06

Howard, I need to speak with you about your conduct. Yes, Mr Brooks? It's your style of dress, I don't think it's appropriate for working as an undertaker. An undertaker? I thought I was a children's entertainer. Did you not notice all the crying? I just thought I was really shit.

The Private Meeting by Spankling 12-25-06

under age drinking? Tara, this is a grave infraction of the... Stow it, Donald. We both know you've wanted to ride my melons ever since I won this crown. Well, now's your chance. You know, Tara, I've always been a great believer in second chances. Sorry. One facial is all you're giving me. Unless I screw up again...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Never posted the last few of these...

Game Quotes 18 by NeoVid 6-11-06

It's quiet as the grave in this graveyard! My real ugly is on the inside. Emotional manipulation? You can never trust people who do that kind of thing, except me. With how much death energy this place has, the ghosts must have seen it and said, "Wow! This place is DEAD!" Cruel and unusual? It's not unusual. So now the guy who transformed himself into fire is hallucinating? The hallucination must be, "So cold... so very cold..."

Game quotes 19 by NeoVid 11-27-06

After you drive up, a guy with a huge beard, chain mail and a sledgehammer says, "It's good you're here! I am your new teacher, the mighty Thor!" Now, aren't you glad you paid for this mentor? I think I'll be paying for this mentor all right. I know it costs 2 points to get an average human as a servant, but I only had one point left for mine. I can imagine when our characters meet him. "Why did you even hire this guy?" "Me... was only... one point..." My first character in this game called himself Momus and no one got it. My next was called Sargon and people got the reference wrong. So this one just calls himself Threat! You're using a real word as a name? Everyone will think you're a freak.

Game Quotes 20 by NeoVid 12-29-06

I know how to use my brain. I also know how to use your brain. Drunk, no good at fighting, and armed with a rocket launcher! A recipe for success! Careful. That's load bearing rice paper. I'm not worried about working with the werewolf pack. The only thing that's likely to get you killed by werewolves is purposely associating... with... huh. The bastard just hacked my foot off! Now I'm hopping mad! Sorry I had to come to the game straight from work, and didn't have the chance to change out of my uniform. But I brought a box of donuts!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

And one more of mine that I had forgotten until I reread...

DIC: Medic!

The church repeated its statement_that_life_begins at conception. When asked if people should hold funerals for the 80% of fertilized eggs that never mature, Vatican officials replied, "Huh?"

by NeoVid, 6-16-05

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

RCL no. 1371 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-30-06

Well, doc? I've got great news! So, there's nothing wrong with me? Actually, you've got sickle-cell anemia... WHAT? YOU MEAN I'M GOING TO BE DEAD SOON?? Yeah! One less nigger in the world! Yeeee-HAW!!

The audience at the Broadway rendition of TV's The Office by crabby 12-31-06

She farted.

Other people's that need publicity.

Feast Your Eyes by TheElPaso 2-10-02

I can't figure out what Thanksgiving is all about. I think it's about eating lots of food. But I've also been told that it's all about thanking the Indians. So I decided I'd combine the two ideas and eat lots of Indians.

CC 99: Have a Happy Hallmark Day by BigEvilDan 2-10-02

I'm on to your little plan. Hallmark Day isn't a religous holiday. You just invented it to sell greeting cards! Sir, I swear-- You dare question me, mortal?! Hallmark Day is the most sacred day in my creation!! Holy fuck, is that God?! I'm sorry I ever doubted you! No apology necessary. Just make sure to purchase a card on the way out. Getting that speaker installed in the roof is the best money I ever spent.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Not many comics, but very high quality. Check out http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Skin.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I'd like to submit this entire set for rating:

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/attitudechicka/sets/myownfavs/

Ignore the first one, it's really only funny to me and I don't have the heart to delete it.

If you all meet me, I'll imitate a chicken for you so you know what the fuck I'm talking about in that comic.

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Mediocrity at its most average.