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That commercial's been around for at least a couple years now here in the states. I am a practicing insomniac and remember seeing it on late night TV when I was still going to college.

The Daily Show did a great parody of the name too, from a consumer advocate standpoint saying things like, "Are nads harmful?", "What happens if I accidently swallow Nads?", and the like. Good stuff.

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I just saw something that made me laugh so I thought I'd share. My wife and I just got back from a quick jaunt to the ice cream place down the block before she left for work.

We were standing in line behind a girl around 12 to 14 years old. Here's how she placed her order:

"I'd like a single Butterfinger in a dish. And I need another single Butterfinger in a dish. And one more single Butterfinger in a dish."

I guess it didn't make me laugh so much as make me want to go smack the girl on the head.

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I would have been amused. Did the waitress get it?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Of course not. Only stupidity deserves a smack. Bad puns deserve a beer. Or death. One of the two.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I would have been amused. Did the waitress get it?

Not to be confused with the time six of us were in a Texas restaurant, each ordering a Lone Star to drink, and by the time it came around to me, I ordered a Clone Star. But at least that only involved biology, rather than advanced math.

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The only problem with subtle humor aimed at most people is that it just kind of slips right past them. Even when it's not based on awful puns.

I was at my aunt and uncles at the end of last year. For some reason they have a pet guinea pig. My sister was with us and couldn't resist picking it up to play with it since she had one when she was a kid.

I looked over at her and said, "You'd better watch out. Those things are killers. They'll take out a person's jugular before you could blink."

My sister gave me the 'you're an idiot' look, but my aunt's mouth dropped open and she said "Oh no, he'd never do that. He's as gentle as could be."

She was completely serious.

If she'd said something like "Oh no, we just had his fangs removed and he's been pretty docile ever since, except for the time he ate that cat", then I'd have known she was ok.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Overheard at Kaufman's last Mensa get together.

[Click to view comic: 'Conundrum']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Jesus, Gabe, it doesn't take a Mensan to know it's the corn that goes in the ass.

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It was creamed corn. Does that make any difference?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

After you finished with it, I'm hardly surprised.

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A couple of years ago I was working with a lady who's last name was Cocaine. She was a new employee, so one day, in a meeting she wasn't a part of, people were asking the supervisor how to pronounce her name.

"Cocaine, just like the drug," the supervisor said.

"Seems like a nice lady," someone else said.

"She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie," I added. And everyone got it immediately. I loved those people.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Maybe if I'd used Cocaine instead of Wonderful Tonight in the Comic Cup I wouldn't've been undone.

You used Wonderful Tonight in Comic Cups I and V? Do you have some kind of fixation with that song? (Teach you not to use a comma.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You are such a sore loser! It was by a very slim margin that I won. And it was all in good fun. Like I said, I've already done one almost exactly like it:

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Well, it finally happened. At currently monitor resolution and viewed full screen, I Am a Colossal Geek finally wrapped to the second line.

I'm sure many of you have already witnessed this miracle, but for me it's a new thing.

It's like my kid has finally grown up and gone to college.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Wish someone had told me that before I attempted suicide. Now I'm paraplegic.

I guess this goes under this thread:

today is October 1, 2001 (or 1 october for our non american friends).

that's 100101 (or 011001), and it looks all binary.

Whoa.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Oooh. This is amazing. Erm...what are we talking about?-THIS IS THE ORIGINAL DEISELS BROTHER SPEAKING

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

I hate deisel so much it's not even funny. So from now on I will be ignoring him as much as possible.

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I guess this goes under this thread:
today is October 1, 2001 (or 1 october for our non american friends).

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Not to sound uppity or anything, but I'm eating Scooby-Doo shaped macaroni and cheese for dinner. And if we hadn't been out of ketchup, I'd be living large.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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Well, it finally happened. At currently monitor resolution and viewed full screen, I Am a Colossal Geek finally wrapped to the second line.

I'm sure many of you have already witnessed this miracle, but for me it's a new thing.

It's like my kid has finally grown up and gone to college.

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Wish someone had told me that before I attempted suicide. Now I'm paraplegic.

That explains last weeks review of "Enigma"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Well, it finally happened. At currently monitor resolution and viewed full screen, I Am a Colossal Geek finally wrapped to the second line.

I'm sure many of you have already witnessed this miracle, but for me it's a new thing.

It's like my kid has finally grown up and gone to college.

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You must have eyes like a hawk. 1024X768 makes things as small as I can handle and even my 21" monitor at home wrapped the text a while ago.

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