You'll be back! YOU'LL COME RUNNING BACK! *Shakes fist vigorously*

Shake harder, boy!

'twould appear that someone who already voted for me changed their mind, so I'm back at 4 stars. Let's paaaaaarty!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Welcome back kitty, put on your s&m suit... I mean your multi-colored toe socks. ;)

You're out again, Kitty.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I am again on four stars. Somone changed there rating on me. wo0.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

DAMMIT.

I just want to be accepted for once!

*runs away crying*

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

It seems you're back to 4 stars again.
WTF?!

This club sucks. The members randomly come in and go out like the wind.

Or my ex girlfriend.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm always 4 stars. And 38 people rated me....huh.

WHAT THE FUCK? THREE? I'M TOO GOOD FOR THAT!

Is that better?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Come on you guys! Do it for the stars!

No. I want five now.

Watch it or I'll take it back.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I've still only got three stars! Damn, dirty apes!

Give me stars, or give me crabs!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The stars are made of people!

PEEEOPPLLEEE!!!!

is the place for the bondage film shoot?

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BEER BEER IS GOOD FOR THE HEART, THE MORE YOU DRINK THE MORE YOU ZZZZZZZZZZ...

It is if you have four stars, and can make sentences that make sense. =D

This one goes out to one of my "he's not funny" donor voters...

Clarification by AccentuateNegative 1-18-04

Ahem...I was looking at my user comments, and someone said I am a "One trick pony." Perhaps this person doesn't know I'm also Choadwarrior. And between these two accounts, I have over 500 comics covering almost every topic. But since this account is an ongoing series about one area of my life, I can see how one might think I'm limited. Of course, "One trick pony" is true in one regard, though... I'm monogamous and hung like a horse.

Along those same lines, it's easy to say something rude when you don't have to show your face (or your name in this case). Someone thought they were cleaver when they wrote "Not funny at all, but somehow people like her". This is somewhat positive, but this: "Produces stupid comics...Please stop." is not. I honestly doubt whoever you are, your comics are any better.

Why can't we be positive with the messages we send? It started as quirky comments and fair ratings, now people are just using it to pick fights without anyone knowing who they are. That's crap, guys, seriously.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I noticed that even though I'm one of the SC Geezers(TM) I've been rated by less than 10 people.

I guess my defining trait of being forgettable doesn't work.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

One of my comments says "Waffle Iron".

Star-bellied Sneeches.

Star-bellied Dorb Weaver Spider

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I agree with Chicka. One of my comments says "TELEPHONE_COMICS? You suck!" And I probably got a bad rating, just cause I like TELEPHONE_COMICS, which is unfair.

My latest comment says 'Comedy (optional)'. I had a good long cry over that one. :(

But generally, I try to rate everyone good, except for the occasional troll.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.