id cut off my arm to be on that list.

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It's grime time.

Nomination #1:
www.stripcreator.com/comics/MikeyG/237290
Nomination #2:
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Oriana

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What brad thinks of Oriana: sweet my money bell went off

Oriana, thanks a bunch. I read mine, laughed, and then read yours and laughed maniacally. Oh dear, your comic is delightfully evil.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Come on, people. See past my ego and check out the talent:

[Click to view comic: 'Comments on MikeyG 17']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'This one's dumb']
[Click to view comic: 'Dish-Bot']
[Click to view comic: 'ASL banana request']
[Click to view comic: 'Astro-Monkey']
[Click to view comic: 'Mover']

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Here's some of mine that I sorta like:

www.stripcreator.com/comics/biped/232888
www.stripcreator.com/comics/biped/229792
www.stripcreator.com/comics/biped/228440
www.stripcreator.com/comics/biped/233283

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I second that. I absolutely love that comic.

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Poop.

quote:

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Here's some of mine that I sorta like:

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quote:

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Sotra like? Dude face it, you love them and you want to marry them.

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Since the top rated page has been revamped, it's high time to bump this mofo and shamelessly plug 3 favorite comics of mine.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/niteowl/207320
www.stripcreator.com/comics/niteowl/186011
www.stripcreator.com/comics/niteowl/58392

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Thanksgiving=Yum, people. Spankling's genius was #1 for about five days or so, now I believe it is #2 next to "You've Got Cancer."

Then of course, thereis this one...

[Click to view comic: 'Nazi Weddings']

Vote away, people, you know you love it.

I've trimmed the list and added a new one. Make with the voting.

[Click to view comic: 'Focus']
[Click to view comic: 'This one's dumb']
[Click to view comic: 'Mover']

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Mine all suck. Don't even think of voting mine into the Toprated.php list!

/reverse psychology

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I has a flavor!

www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/13620
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/12998
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/21534
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/28210
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/28441
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/29680
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/31637
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/33352

And this isn't even through my first year here. Either I'm funnier than I realized, or I'm not selective enough.

I think it's the second possibility there.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

You'll likely find a good comic here. If not, just bang reload/refresh, and that will probably work.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

It's been roughly 37 hours since my last post in the thread, and none of my comics are on the Top Rated list even though it has been updated twice. I am thoroughly disappointed so now I'll have to take drastic measures, since the occassional shameless plug and niceness just isn't getting the job done.

I will post a different comic in this thread every day until one shows up on the list. Excluding the 3 comics I posted earlier, the comic below, and any comics I make in the future, there are another 897 posts to come from me in this thread unless action is taken.

Remember...you asked for this war, motherfuckers...only you can stop it.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/niteowl/198819

:)

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Also, I'd like to reiterate a point I made in my previous post :

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Other people's comics:

www.stripcreator.com/comics/skagg/17913/
www.stripcreator.com/comics/itsclark/40202/
www.stripcreator.com/comics/boritom/157741/
www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/55964/

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Here are a few of mine:

www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/114449
www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/114748
www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/114919
www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/115407
www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/120873
www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/124779
www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/132258
www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/143723
www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/149377
www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/152002
www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/152002
www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/152029

I definitely have no classics on par with 'You've got cancer', but here are a few for your consideration anyhoo.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/Inflatable_Man/212885
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Inflatable_Man/176550
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Inflatable_Man/165840
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Inflatable_Man/261231 (a repost of an earlier strip that won me a CC)
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Inflatable_Man/155437
www.stripcreator.com/comics/Inflatable_Man/155383

That's really all I can think of.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/boinky33/152077/

www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/46058
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/49080
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/54389
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/63041
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/63947
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/66567
www.stripcreator.com/comics/NeoVid/67059

If I keep posting like this, no single comic of mine will get on the list. Oh well, having none rated for that reason is about the same as being unrated any other way.

Dammit.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/32013
www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/55964
www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/64798
www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/67771
www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/83587
www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/71881
www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/80875
www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/126037
www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/126272
www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/130560
www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/168363
www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/199638
www.stripcreator.com/comics/BigEvilDan/213749

A selection of contest winners, because there's no way I'm going through all my comics.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

This one is my all-time favourite from the toprated page www.stripcreator.com/comics/Namgubed/74431

And this one of mine was actually on there for a while too, despite the fact that nobody here knows me and Amber and it's not that good anyway =) www.stripcreator.com/comics/thochaos/189638

Hopefully I can find one I like so I can post it here, but so far you people have shamed me.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/smamurai

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.