choadwarrior
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cpausti takes his first title with Best Personal Favorite.
Contestants, send me your Best Political Strip by Wednesday night. I've come up with some new categories for this year's contest, so don't get bored. This will freshen up in a couple rounds.
Everyone else, please vote for Best Love/Relationship/Dating Strip:
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| Why don't you just find a new boyfriend? I'm never going to be of any use to you. | |
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| Don't be so hard on yourself. | |
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| Haven't you heard the Chinese proverb - "even a piece of shit can fertilise the ground" | |
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| And that's why I can't continue with this relationship. | |
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| I had sex last night and got herpes. | |
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| When God rejected you and sent you plummeting from Heaven!? | |
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| Does my ass look big in this? | |
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| Naw, darlin', you look great. | |
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| I look fat in this, dun't I? | |
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| Hardly, sweetness, you're sexy! | |
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| How can I even fit into this? God, I'm a heifer... | |
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| Fuck it. Yes, you're a fat cow. Are you happy now? | |
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| Man, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy then Revenge of the Sith!!! Life doesn't get any better than this!! | |
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| Well we could have real girlfriends. | |
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