Why Light Switches Should be Grounded by Spankling 10-15-01

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

BUSHWHACKED by crabby 10-15-01

Mr. President what are your plans for America during these dark hours? STRATEGERY!

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here--i'm much happier with this one:

C.C. LXXII(b): Snapshots of a Disaster by habnem 10-13-01

7:22 am / AttitudeChicka goes to work. What a beautiful morning! The sun is shining, and my anus feels so moist! 7:22 am / Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-in-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction takes his morning walk. What a beautiful morning! The sun is shining, and my anus feels so moist!

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C.C. LXXII(b): Snapshots of a Disaster 2 by crabby 10-15-01

7:22 am / AttitudeChicka goes to work. What a beautiful morning! The sun is shining, and my anus feels so moist! 7:22 am / Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-in-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction takes his morning walk. What a beautiful morning! The sun is shining, and my anus feels so moist!

FAMILY CIRCUS by crabby 10-15-01

Daddy told me I shoulda been a "'bortion" and then he passed out!

Maybe not the most original but still funny.

The First Stripcreator Random Drug Test by fuzzyman 10-15-01

The urine taste... uh... I mean, "test"... isn't so bad after the first couple of pints.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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FAMILY CIRCUS by crabby 10-15-01

Daddy told me I shoulda been a "'bortion" and then he passed out!

Maybe not the most original but still funny.

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Passed? No problem.

Cats. Don't leave home without them.

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C.C. LXXII(b): Snapshots of a Disaster by habnem 10-13-01

7:22 am / AttitudeChicka goes to work. What a beautiful morning! The sun is shining, and my anus feels so moist! 7:22 am / Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-in-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-the-Other-Direction takes his morning walk. What a beautiful morning! The sun is shining, and my anus feels so moist!

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Monday Night Ineptitude by kaufman 10-15-01

Approaching halftime: Redskins and Cowboys -- NO SCORE RAAAR!!! TOBOR'S APPENDAGE ALL RUSTY. Mah donkey left me for an ugly sheep.

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Passed? No problem.

Cats. Don't leave home without them.

Bag of primo weed: $40

Rolling papers: $4.99

Vial of Snuggle's urine: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCat.

Visit Gallery Snuggles

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Comic Contest 72 - When Animals Attack by evil_d 10-15-01

Bishop to king's four. Checkmate! Motherfucker!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC 72: The switchboards are clogged by kaufman 10-15-01

Hello, FBI, could you please send someone over? I just opened a letter that had traces of ant tracks on it.

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Advice by BigEvilDan 10-15-01

Go for it Gabe! It's what you want, and I'm sure she loves it. I'm still not sure. What do you think, Jesus? "Whatever you do unto the least of my creatures, you do unto me." So sure, go wild.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You are my god.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I am so tired I can feel the weight of my arm hair. Seriously. So I'm gonna make this quick.

There were six I especially liked. But this one takes the golden nut:

The Love That Dare Not Spe..... Whatever (Part IX) by israphael 10-12-01

OK, I'm just going to say it! I'm pregnant! Eugene, honey! Are you alright? I'm fine. But I think I'll lay here in the grass for a while.

Congratulations, israphael. Have fun with the next contest.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Well fine, see if I help you with any more quantum physics. ;)

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

i don't even get that one

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

this here's the proper sequel:

Snapshots of a Disaster II: Disaster Averted by habnem 10-16-01

7:23 am / Mr. Sticks-His-Dick-In-Your-Ass-While-You're-Looking-In-The-Other-Direction prepares to move. ...and my anus feels so moist! Running start in five, four, three... 7:23 am / The one-man Poetic Justice Squad moves into position. Running start in five, four, three...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

That was even creepier than in my head.

I liked the TOBOR follow up too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Damnit, I knew I was burning bridges. And I had a question about the vacuum force too. In particular, does it suck? :)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Maybe the winners of the cc's should have their's printed in a newspaper. Regulary. Yeah...that would be cool.

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

Damnit, I knew I was burning bridges. And I had a question about the vacuum force too. In particular, does it suck? :)

Like Richard Simmons at Gold's Gym

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Just thought I'd post here and see if anyone noticed.

Nope. Nobody did.

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