Shit, with that in your corner you don't really need anything else. I can't wait to pull that one on the wife.

'Sorry, honey, I need to run upstairs and have a manogram done.'

Speaking of the wifey, she just sacrificed a day off to moonlight for Lifeflight, the medivac helicopter service for her hospital. Since it was her first day and she was all afraid to fly, I dropped by on my way home from working out to see how she was. And she just come in with some woman they picked up with flesh eating bacteria. I asked her if she could sneak some pictures or steal a toe or something but she said no. That'd be great for show and tell.

Plus I got to go look at the helicopter. I was gonna steal it but I wasn't sure how to turn it on. Or drive it. So I didn't. If I did I could have flown up to Puddin' Bay and picked up bunner and we could have gone joy riding. Like flying out to wirthling's place and dropping bowling balls on him. I bet Maryland isn't nearly as long a haul when you're in a helicopter.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Close.

How 'bout "Pull one for the wife."

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http://members.tripod.com/~EvilBobDayjob/ysb.html

If anything belongs in this thread, this would be it.

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http://members.tripod.com/~EvilBobDayjob/ysb.html

If anything belongs in this thread, this would be it.

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Haha.

[i]Notice that the roll for calculating Gross Income gives a range of $10,000 to $60,000 annual salary. If you made more than $60 grand when you were under 28, and feel slighted because your lifestyle is not reflected in this game, then fuck you. I don't feel your pain. Go write your own game about the special arguments you have over which car you want to drive today and how many jet-skis to buy for your spawn.
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[paraphrase]We need some new euphemisms for masturbation.[/paraphrase]

testing the joystick
training for the tractor pull
kneading the breadstick
flaying the mackerel
babyproofing the house
teaching the children to fly
making a withdrawal
rhythmically massaging one's genitalia until orgasm

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

That one is pure gold. :)

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I've always enjoyed slapping the pope! I mean... that is, I meant to say... Oh... who am I kidding?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

My computer is fixed. Mostly. I've got XP up and running and I have a working internet connection, so 90% of my worries are taken care of.

One strange thing is that I can't login to Stripcreator. It'll let me post using my username and password, though. Must be something wonky with IE 6.0.

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My computer is fixed. Mostly. I've got XP up and running and I have a working internet connection, so 90% of my worries are taken care of.

One strange thing is that I can't login to Stripcreator. It'll let me post using my username and password, though. Must be something wonky with IE 6.0.

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I thought it might be the cookies, but no dice.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

What's the deal, Brad? You told us we wouldn't be hearing from this guy again.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I had that problem for weeks. Eventually I traced the problem to the fact that my computer's clock was set to the year 2008. I don't know how that happened, but I felt like an idiot when I figured it out.

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Check out the big brain on Dave. I bet you I never would have figured that one out. Thanks, amigo. Now you think you can make the sound card work?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Get Tobor to threaten it.

Damn, when is someone going to invent inter-continental teleportation? I bet I could get that sound card working for you in no time If I could actually fiddle with it in person.

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Hmm, Intercontinental Teleportation. Sounds like IT to me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Get Tobor to threaten it.

Damn, when is someone going to invent inter-continental teleportation? I bet I could get that sound card working for you in no time If I could actually fiddle with it in person.

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It's one of those odd things where it isn't completely not working. I find it much easier to deal with things that are completely broken or completely working. About an hour ago I was playing mp3's with no problem. Then having changed nothing setting-wise that I can tell, it suddenly isn't working again. Then it works. Then it doesn't.

I tried to 'think outside the box' and came up with an altenative solution that I think works just as well. I jammed a pencil down both of my ear canals and destroyed both of my eardrums, so I'm completely deaf now. So it doesn't matter whether the sound on the PC works or not. I can't hear it!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sounds like you have two programs competing for the same resources.

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You know... sometimes I think you just make stuff up.

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You know... sometimes I think you just make stuff up.

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No, it's true. I just called him and the dumb fuck picked up the phone, made a little GNAR noise, and hung up again.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Well don't just sit there... Get your kangaroo-molesting ass on a plane and get over here and fix it. Put the flight on the Stripcreator corporate American Express card.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Gabe.... ?

It's time for this thread to die, Gabe.

It's time.

Nazi, Nazi, Hitler.

Sleep now, and forget.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I disagree

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Gabe.... ?

It's time for this thread to die, Gabe.

It's time.

Nazi, Nazi, Hitler.

Sleep now, and forget.

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If you strike me down Darth Bunner I shall grow stronger than you could ever imagine.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yeah, I agree. This thread should die.

Right now.

Stop replying, everybody.

Does everyone agree that we should stop replying?

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I don't see why not.

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Gabe.... ?

It's time for this thread to die, Gabe.

It's time.

Nazi, Nazi, Hitler.

Sleep now, and forget.

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If you strike me down Darth Bunner I shall grow stronger than you could ever imagine.

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Didnt we do the Star Wars "strike me down" gag just a few weeks back?

Shame on you for repeat usage of material Gabe.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"