* mAAk has joined #stripcreator
* mAAk enters the chat room wearing a flight suit
* mAAk stands as a "Mission Accomplished" banner slowly unfurls behind him
uh
well this is awkward
this looks bad
*ahem*
* mAAk shuffles his feet as a dog barks in the distance
i guess the thing is i sort of expected more people
* mAAk puts down his fresh pie on the dessert table
i suppose we should just consolidate all the food tables
due to the turnout
the caviar table seems pretty pointless at this rate
i printed up little signs and all
oh well
* mAAk takes off the flight suit
it was just a clip on anyway
fag!

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*** Quits: brad [~brad@template.7AC890ED.FDB7340F.2369DDAE.IP] has quit (Ping timeout)
:O
it's just me an knkx now
hdb is the loneliest phrase you will ever know
voyeur can be as bad as hdb
it's the loneliest phrase since hdb
*** Quits: is the saddest experience you will ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
Cause hdb is the loneliest phrase that you'll ever do
hdb be is the loneliest prase, whoa-oh, worse than voyeur

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* chooby clocks in.
* chooby has quit IRC (Client exited)
slacker

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friends who are self-employed/don't work Fridays
ahhh I see
hence they buy mad amounts of beer, which I nailed
like an eejit
nice
I havent gotten drunk since last night at school
3 good weeks ago
but I put away a whole bottle of vodka then
and I would do it again
urgh
The ghost of Yeltsin possesses me. it commands me
it was dutch chocolate vodka too
aw man
for once I am too drunk

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I just about remember that conversation...

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*** Joins: Jesley [~jes_lawso@template-E377B1E5.btopenworld.com] has joined #stripcreator
Jes :D
He came back
blossoming? as far as im concerned its already bearing fruit
isnt that right, sexy?
To save me
uhh, sure....
* Jesley adopts heroic pose
Fear not!
name it Frank
DEFINITELY!!!
Frank, the heroic pose
its certainly a catchy name
he's going places
I hope you meant that there is a bloody romance blossoming between the G and I
H?
haw

I have no idea what's going on....

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Possums made me post this--It's funny but too long:

*** Joins: cowtipper [~Stripper@template-89D2B3D8.verizon.net] has joined #stripcreator -:- Topic for #stripcreator is: I'm PEOPLE! (except for knkx, he's a robot)
POSSUMS!
Opeth
wb ct
yeah?
hdb
Opeth is Swedish
you didn't include me in teh n00b thingy!
???
oh that
well you can join
:)
it's only a rough list anyway
Hey, who are Opeth, ow?
anyway Opeth is a swedish death metal band
*now?
that sometimes switches to acoustic guitars
mid song
Nice
not love, they just use a clean setting
some of their stuff is brutal and some is surprisingly tender
tender in a hallmark sort of way not a, "These beefs are tender!" sort of way.
where did you find this band?
Fuj - find us this Opeth band
http://www.opeth.com that's crazy!
they play England and Canada often.
I like Mudvanye a lot they would tend towards brutality and erm tenderness mid song. Is it like that or am I getting the wrong picture.
by the way if anyone can tell me where "These beefs are tender" is from, they get an appearance in my next comic
of course, that means sodomizing with a stick
Fuj= I guess
but Mudvayne is more METAL than Opeth
look over there possums
look over where
* Jes_L brickidos posums
No!!!!
ow!
what was that for?
and what the fuck does brickidos mean?
* Fuj raises anti-brickido shield
god damn it@
sorry i heard sodomy and Fuj
* possums mutters something incoherent about british people.
hold on one second
you need to ask boorite abot brickido
he's always on but he never talks
hang on * Fuj lowers shield with caution whilst casting glaring eye at Jes
oh shit
whilst!
NO!
ah, you brits.
LOOK OUT!
never a dull moment.
british people say arse
for some reason that makes me laugh
The Mysterious Cities of gold * Fuj throws +1 mace at Jes and curses his Esteban references..
www.downloadfestival.co.uk
opeth is playing there soon
should have just done
I'd swim to england just to see that
and that would mean driving to New York and then swimming
worth every stroke
minus the arms bitten off by Sharks
those don't count
why did I capitalize sharks?
weird.
* possums rolls 20-sided die.
0_0!
You gain +5 against the Swedish.
You also lose -5 defending against trolls and water elementals
ahaha#
Keep wise on property investments!
Love comes in all sizes.... hey
this is no D&D handbook
this is my fucking horoscope!
You find book on html +5 dorkiness
YES
Fuj, help
OH FUCKIN' SMASH
I needed to get that out.
* Fuj laughs from afar smoking fag and necking vod
I need to go lie down now.
yes
* possums laughs at the word fag being used in context of smoking.
hahahaha
* Jes_L points at possums
it's funny because some pornsites use the term smoking instead of sucking
* Fuj laughs at cultural differences
* possums laughs at british people
heh
i mean
* possums also laughs at cultural differences
haha
british people are funny when they say arse
what a delightful jest.
you've said that twice now.
i recall a friend who went ot canada and was asked if some one could Bum the butt off him. this apparently menat he wanted a cigarette
nuh uh
i said a variation on it
it's like a piano song with variations
hahaha
except there's no music
and it's more boring
yes there is
o/ british people are funny when they say arse o/
arse
see now there's music.
B AAHAHA
oh, redcoats
does the hilarity never cease?
this is SO going on #stripcreator is fun
rule
what other funny things do british people say?
Bum flaps?
you say pub instead of bar... but that gets old
BUM FLAPS! HA!
BUM FLAPS!?!?
bahahaha
shut up
Pubs...sounds like pug
bub
or nub
or Richard Nixon
haha
....?
Dude, you need to unplug
Fuj: maybe when you're older.
haha!

BLAME POSSUMS FOR THE MADNESS!

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Oh, some of the stuff before that was great too. Hold on.

what up G?
*** Fuj [Jes_L@template-D8219670.btcentralplus.com] is now known as Hommie
just a dogg tryin ta make some money
*** Jes_L [I@template-77C6DBFD.btopenworld.com] is now known as Snoop
haha!
i hear you wanna pussy out on me, Homie
Pimp off be-ee-atch! Going break this shit mo fo! word up.. STATESIEEDDEE!
I like how homie has two m's in it.
what ther FCUK?!
FCUK YOU BITCH
Fuj: it's like this=
*** possums_slightly_inebriated [~Stripper@template.546EED38.A9880737.37EC9294.IP] is now known as possumsizzle
HA!HA!HA!HA!
giddafukottamafaze
Yo nigga-ass muthafuckas, up WESTSIDE, ass maggot! Unh! Up da sheehole, wattacuuuuunt?!
*** Snoop [I@template-77C6DBFD.btopenworld.com] is now known as Jes_L
Wangsizzle
Dongsizzle
HOLY FUCK
Whoodoyoutalkinboutwillis?
*** possumsizzle [~Stripper@template.546EED38.A9880737.37EC9294.IP] is now known as possums
* Jes_L brickidos Hommie
we should have an "Izzle day" at stripcreator
*** Hommie [Jes_L@template-D8219670.btcentralplus.com] is now known as the_gooch
hahaha
it would fucking KICK ASS
Agreed.
let's pester brad about it

BLAME ME FOR IT!!!

Now then, Izzle Day, yay or nay?

Yeah, I'm all for Izzle day, let's just leave my brother on the side lines or I might die.

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I'm down for Izzle Day on SC. It would be nice to coordinate something that everyone goes along with.

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Izzle on tha rizzle, fo shizzle, my nizzles.

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Izzle dayizzle is a rad idizzle. Fo shizzle!

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Miss Frizzle

Fuck nizzle! I could see that getting pretty old... um... nizzle.

See?

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Yayizzle. Wezzle needs a datesizzle. How's next Thursdizzle?

Word.

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Poop.

i got bit by a spider yesterday
actually, they day before
and it totally put me down for a day and a half
Really?
a....radioactive spider?
i don't know what its deal was
but all i could do was lie in bed all yesterday
that's weird as shit
then last night i broke out in itchy bumps
maybe you should have gone to the emergency room
then they were gone by morning
and i feel OK today
dude, that sounds like the scene from Spider Man
also i have totally awesome abs now

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[05:01:23] I wanted to go back to 1998 so I didn't have to pay as much tax
[05:01:41] Ha
[05:01:44] !
[05:02:03] Atleast you had a good reason
[05:02:21] I came back in time to find a hooker who will give 25 cent blowjobs
[05:03:04] new york is only a few hours time difference

(batman = dcom)

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guess what we are.
lesbians?
homosexual pastry chefs
I was close!
yes!

boorite: let's discuss dougan's rancid swamp-chute, shall we?
chooby: I think it represents mans inhumanity to man.
boorite: or just inhumanity
chooby: during the Hindenberg disaster...
chooby: why did the commentator scream "oh the humanity?"
chooby: why not "oh this is inhumane!" ?
chooby: isn't humanity a good thing?
boorite: q: what's the difference between the hindenberg disaster and dougan's reeking orifice?
boorite: well?
chooby: I'm thinking of a clever answer.
boorite: a: brb
boorite: LOL
boorite: no that's not it
chooby: lewl
chooby: a: at least some people survived the hindenberg.
boorite: lewl
boorite: a: one was a flaming gas bag that horrified the world, and the other was a blimp

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[01:40] * crabby is now known as cowtipper
[01:41] * Jes_L is now known as crabby
[01:41] GRAMMAR GRAMMAR GRAMMAR
[01:41] * cowtipper is now known as Jes_L
[01:41] blah blah blah im stealing your nipple heaven now!
[01:41] I LIEK DONTUS!
[01:42] :O
[01:42] ^^^
[01:42] * Jes_L is now known as anus
[01:42] (I don't remember saying that)
[01:42] where is Jes?
[01:42] i never mentioned likeing donuts either
[01:42] * cowtipper_afk is now known as Jes_L
[01:42] * anus is now known as cowtipper
[01:43] I want a program that makes me Admiral of the Poop Deck
[01:43] I am currently under age.
[01:43] I'm british
[01:43] I LIKE DONUTS!
[01:43] ME TOO!111111
[01:43] I read a great book while fingerpainting last night
[01:43] which book?
[01:44] I don't recall.
[01:44] I'm british, but I wish I were Canadian, eh?
[01:44] actually no
[01:44] I live in philly, Liberty Bell, cheese steaks.
[01:45] cowtipper doesn't like cheese
[01:45] haha
[01:45] What is the name of that band from my home town?
[01:45] the ones that split up last year?
[01:45] I don't remember
[01:45] huh?
[01:46] Give me a vague description maybe I remember.
[01:46] fuck
[01:46] can't...remember
[01:47] i give up
[01:47] two word band name
[01:47] Cheap Trick?
[01:47] WOOOT
[01:47] yes, that's them
[01:47] That's a good band name
[01:47] crabby would never say WOOT
[01:47] apparently he does now
[01:47] and i dont think i was in the room when crabby was ranting on Cheap Trick
[01:48] I wasn't either
[01:48] I dont' think anyone was
[01:48] no
[01:48] oh wait....Jes is crabby?
[01:48] then yeah
[01:48] No, I'm crabby
[01:48] CHEAP TRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:48] shut up cowtipper
[01:48] when someone else joins we have to be able to keep out stories straight
[01:48] who is who?
[01:49] i am me
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[01:49] cowtipper is ~crabby@template.C4D1F0A9.13B95523.EBEF03F0.IP * Trillian
[01:49] cowtipper on #stripcreator
[01:49] cowtipper using irc.stripcreator.com StripCreator IRC
[01:49] cowtipper has been idle 7secs, signed on Tue Jun 29 01:18:44
[01:49] cowtipper End of /WHOIS command
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[01:49] i am heres you are heres we are heres and we are all together
[01:49] ok
[01:49] cow=crab, diable=cow, crab=diablo
[01:50] alright
[01:50] now let's hope someone joins
[01:50] I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:50] ABSINTH!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:50] SCHOOOOOL!
[01:50] sebor
[01:50] ummm................UNDERAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:50] CUUUUUBBBBS!
[01:51] LIBERTY BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:51] ARSE!!!!!!!!!
[01:51] Stan from Math class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:52] :O
[01:52] you be quiet!
[01:52] CUUUBBS!
[01:52] AGAAAAIIIIN!
[01:52] ABSINTH!!!!!!!!
[01:52] STAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:52] AGAAAAIIIIN!
[01:53] PUB!!!!
[01:54] GAAAAAYYYY SEEEEXXXXXX!
[01:54] ok....i gotta go
[01:54] cow you need more catch phrases
[01:54] GOOODBYEEEE!
[01:55] what?
[01:55] i do
[01:55] bye!
[01:55] * crabby is now known as Jes_Lawson
[01:55] all i have to work with is leaving when someone mentions gay sex and liberty bell and stan
[01:55] im not really leaving
[01:55] yeah, well, I want my identity back
[01:55] * Jes_L is now known as crabby
[01:55] there you go
[01:55] * Jes_Lawson draws katana
[01:55] aha!
[01:55] nice one
[01:55] we pull the old switcheroo cowtipper
[01:56] * Jes_Lawson is now known as Jes_L
[01:56] someone should put this in stripcreator is fun
[01:56] no
[01:56] fine
[01:57] i need more stupid catch phrases
[01:57] yes i should quote file this
[01:57] * Jes_L quotefiles
[01:57] huzzah

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my foot fell asleep
i slipped it some roofies
* boinky33 date rapes kitty's foot
YEARGH!!!
* kitty cuts off her foot
you can have it.
why did you do the howard dean scream?
* boinky33 makes love to the wound
i scream like howard dean while i masturbate
wrong hatchet wound boinky
oopsy

[22:32] Jes, you dont get cartoon network?
[22:33] I was halfway across town in the blink of an eye.
[22:33] no, I only have terrestrial TV
[22:33] Yeah, that never helps.
[22:33] I do, grassi, why?
[22:34] Do you watch adult swim on sundays?
[22:34] at like 11:30
[22:36] um
[22:36] no, I probably get a different Cartoon Network from you.
[22:36] Where do you live?
[22:36] 63 Orchard Park Avenue
[22:37] no, i mean, when you say a different "cn", why would there be a different one?
[22:37] Cartoon Network has 4 channels over here..
[22:37] where's "Here"?
[22:37] CN, CN+1, Toonami and Boomerang.
[22:37] UK
[22:37] Oh, ok. Well at 11, there is usually adult swim.
[22:38] Do you get Toonami?
[22:38] it has adult-type cartoons, adult for humor.
[22:38] it's a quality channel.
[22:38] toonami, i dont get it as a channel, but cn shows it at a certain time.
[22:38] its anime
[22:38] boomerang is another channel for old cartoons
[22:38] cartoon network has toonami on the channel and adult swim
[22:39] it shows Samurai Jack, X-Men: Evolution, Clone Wars, Justice League, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe...
[22:39] it's all sorts of awesome.
[22:39] yeah?
[22:39] yeah, boomerang shows old stuff, some old UK cartoons too.
[22:39] like Dangermouse and things.
[22:39] I've got a mrotgage statement
[22:39] i look at that sometimes
[22:39] or I watch the dry rot
[22:40] But on the original cartoon network at 11 there is usually adult swim, and on sundays at 11:30 is harvey birdman, or maybe on Cn+1?
[22:40] even the repeats?
[22:40] Dangermouse ruledz
[22:40] yeah the repeats
[22:40] I've watched Cycle D: non-fast coloureds 6 or 7 times now
[22:42] it took me a couple of watches to understand the ending.
[22:42] I mean, it's all pretty samey up until a point, then right at the end there's this massive action sequence.
[22:43] what actually happens at the end of that?
[22:44] Soapy Water got drained away and then everyone else ended up in a big spinny fight.
[22:45] hmm...what cartoon IS that?
[22:45] ah, that ties in with the sequel I heard about
[22:45] Tumble Dryer: High
[22:46] Bounce is in it
[22:46] :D - she's sweet.

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quite the hangout here
just like i remember
place needs a new coat of paint
yeah, this place be happenin'
at least it used to be
but then i showed up
and it wasn't cool anymore
cool buster!
oh, and i think brad died
bustin' up the cool
i think he just might be
dead, that is
let's check
hey...brad
are you dead?
did you die?
i already asked him
hmmm... wait
i know how to get his attention
did he respond?
should we give him mouth to mouth:?
hey... who left all these hookers lying around?
If so, I suggest you do it
what are we going to do with all these hookers?
i can't kill them all myself
damn hookers, messing up the floor
hmmm...
he's dead
BRAD!
BRAA-AAD!
wait...
TIME TO WAKE UUUUPPP!
maybe he's deaf!
quick, sign something
* Jed starts waving hands in the air
* Rabid_Weasle throws hookers at brad
I think I may have just said, "Please, waiter, can you loaf me a soup"
shit
and you already ordered the salad
we should go start messing with stuff on his sites
try and break 'em
yeah
let's start with in4mador
and people'll be all, like, it was those losers in IRC!
yeah, you go and do it and I'll wait here
you know, watch your back and all
make sure no one's looking
wait...
what about knkx?
who cares about him?
he never says anything anyways
hdb!
oh, hdb! knkx! come out of your hole!
he's not coming
we gotta do this op on our own
quick, start breaking shit
* Rabid_Weasle throws a lamp on the floor
yeah! right on!
oh shit!
i cut myself
ow ow ow
shit...
i ain't touchin it
i'm bleeding all over the place
ewhh!
gross
get a clothe!
or a tissue or something!
i got none
just this dirty one in my pocket
:\
* Jed hands over a nasty Kleenex
maybe we should take you to emergency or something
maybe you should...
you should..
i'm no doctor, but that looks like a lot of blood
sh-should....
...
rabid?
RABID!
* Rabid_Weasle passes out and hits head on coffee table
Omigod!
help!
HELP!
Somebody call 911!
anytime brad
knkx
What do I do
wanna go get some coffee while we wait?
* Jed checks Rabid's pulse
He's not breathing!
mouth to mouth two nights in a row?!
it's always a party in sc
why'd you have to do this to me Rabid?
hey, I thought you were dead
to make you a man!
i am
i'm just...
dead-talking
* Jed starts beating on dead-Rabid
You dir-ty, son-of-a-bitch!
* Rabid_Weasle is dead and beaten
* Jed kicks him in the groin
* Rabid_Weasle 's blood gets on jed
that's what you get for making me think i've got to resucitate you
ack!
cooties!
get it off
getitoff
!!
* Jed runs to the sink
* Rabid_Weasle 's blood seeps into jed's skin
* Jed washes Rabid's blood off
it's not coming off!
it's super blood!
* Rabid_Weasle 's blood starts bossing around jed's blood
* Jed feels faint
im a...
i'm nott....feeling
...very good
...
* Jed falls to the floor
...
* Jed lays there as Rabid's blood takes over Jed's internals
* Jed 's body begins to crackle and shake
mmph!
uhhhghh mpmmhp!
* Rabid_Weasle gets up and watches while eating popcorn... and bleeding a lot
* Jed feels the tingly sensation of a body in transformation
oooh... that sounds naughty
* Jed 's face turns blue
brad's probably watching this whole thing going "wtf!!!1111"
* Jed 's tongue hangs out side of mouth, frothy
* Jed is now known as Frothy
mmmph ugghhh1
hey frothy
mpphj ...Radbid....you....mudda fuc......ka
* Frothy is now known as Dead_Jed
* Dead_Jed dies
* Dead_Jed rises to heaven
* Dead_Jed is now known as Heaven_Jed
* Heaven_Jed looks down to Earth
* Heaven_Jed smotes Rabid on the spot
That's for Jed, Rabid.
oh, wait. you're already dead
drats
* BigEvilDan has joined #stripcreator
Hello way down there BED
* Rabid_Weasle has been smoten
* Rabid_Weasle is now known as Smoten_Weasle
hey dan
I just smote Rabid!
first shot!
Moxious!
Down to the depths of firey Hell!
And take your freaky transformation blood with you!
* Heaven_Jed born again to Jed
* Heaven_Jed is now known as Jed
wha?
I just had this weird dream....
* Smoten_Weasle is now known as Rabid_Weasle
I was all frothing at the mouth
and you...
hey jed, are you alright
Rabid
you cut yourself and passed out
* Jed points a shaky finger
But, you're...you're dead, man
cut myself....huh?
what are you talking about?
maybe you should lie down, man
* Jed looks down at shirt
where'd all this blood come from?
Dan? Do you know what's going on?
it's paint
red paint
but, it's soaking through my clothes....
remember you talked about how the place could use a new coat of paint?
paint doesn't do that...
IT'S PAINT DAMNIT!
oh yeah. this place is a dump
Perhaps you're just wearing shoddy clothing.
DON'T QUESTION THE GREAT MASTER OF THE BLOOD DEMONS!
* Jed wobbles to the chair
here... let me get you a glass of water
Now that you mention it, this place could use a new coat of paint
* Rabid_Weasle goes to the kitchen to get water
Thanks Rabid. You're nice.
* Rabid_Weasle grabs glass and starts pouring water from sink... a little bit of blood drinks in from a cut on his finger
* Jed looks up at the ceiling
* Rabid_Weasle gives an evil look as the camera zooms in on his face
aaaaand...
fade to black!
:O
:D
ta-da!
Where did that camera come from?
that was awesome
we were filming...
DON'T QUESTION THE GREAT MASTER OF THE FILM CREW DEMONS!!
Really Dan. You shouldn't just walk onto sets like that
You could have gotten into the shot
and then we'd have to roll film AGAIN
for the last time dan... i'm not giving you a role in my next picture
like, how many takes did we do for that blood seeping number?
Christ, that took forEVER
ok ok
this needs to be go in #sc is fun

And it totally did get put in here!

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* Now talking in #stripcreator
* Topic is 'Poor Laura, and her poor, poor doggie. :('
* Set by bunnerabb on Sun Aug 01 00:31:15
* chooby has joined #stripcreator
choobychooby!
I wish this client thing could change the topic.
what do you want the topic to be?
"Screw laura and her stupid, stupid doggie :)"
* Mikey changes topic to 'Screw Laura and her stupid, STUPID doggie :)'
w00t!
I was just sick of reading it all weekend.
although I could always just have loaded up the java thing if it bothered me that much.
true
who the fuck is Laura and why do I have to worry about her fucking doggie?
no idea
what she has to do with stripcreator is beyond me
probably some blasted hooer anyway
I think the topic was meant for #tellsomeonewhogivesafuck
thats entirely probable
or maybe it was for #peopleandtheuncomfortablewaytheylovetheiranimals
I just went to that room and there was no-one there.
I guess pseudobestiality isn't as popular as it used to be

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