Let's all fuck andydougan's mom and then toss a few empty pop botles on the dresser.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'm a step ahead of you.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

This is obviously a hoax. Reuters does not use biased and politically charged words such as "hosed," "dying," "gangrene," "don't" etc. Rather, their actual release talks about metabolic changes, fighting for freedom from your mortal coil, and so on. Furthermore, "stomach," "liver," "intestines" and "anthrax sushi" should have the more positive terminology "haggis," "pate," "tripe" and "anthrax bait."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Sob! My mother died last night! How could you be so callous?!?!

"That must be why she hardly moved."

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

ZING!

I resent the use of the word "Haggis" there. As youre clearly at least 3 ingredients out on creating haggis. What you have described is known over here as "Asda Square Slice Sausage".

Thank you.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

No, thank you.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Crap. My DSL service is whacked, and as such I'm on a piddly 24Kbps connection. I don't have the patience to sit around for days waiting for things to load. I must haved wronged the high-speed internet gods by not downloading enough porn.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Here's a little something to help you out. I believe its one of Wirthling's vacation photos.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I'm just full of help for Gabe tonight:

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Booyah! The internet gods have smiled on me! In the wee hours of the night they saw fit to reinstate my connection and I am once again all that and a bag of chips. Yahoo.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Those who are really all that and a bag of chips use google.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Well, smarty pants... You'll notice I didn't say Yahoo!, but rather Yahoo., which is an entirely different thing.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sounds like a search engine for Stephen Wright quotes.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

HAHAHA!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

i just got fired an hour ago

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

For any particular reason?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

for not enjoying it enough

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Faahhhk... you have my sympathy, mate. What a stupid fucking reason. "I am terribly sorry, but you are not displaying the proper degree of ecstatic enthusiasm for the joyous task of picking up stuff from this pile and putting it on that other pile. We need an employee with a more positive outlook on pile-to-pile transference duties..."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

From doing what?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

working in a bakery

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Is it possible to enjoy working in a bakery?

Just think of that lovely bready smell. Mmm.

and the free cakes and biscuits and ginger teddies!

how can he honestly accuse me of not enjoying pinching them?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.