RCL no. 1867 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-16-08

Well..? Uh... Can you or can't you, Butch? Well... Um... Er... WTF, Butch! I thought you said you've done this before... No... I said I once nailed a one-legged woman, but that had nothing to do with limb reattachment!

Dusting off an old one...

Sexual Myopia. by ArtemisStrong 2-03-03

Only dead whores are worth fucking! That must be rather limiting for your sex life. Nope.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Groovy! - Abort! Abort! by edoggydog 6-20-08

WELL... I'M OFF TO THE LOCAL CLINIC. BE BACK IN AN HOUR. GONNA KILL ME A PHYSICIAN! Groo-WHAAAAT?? THAT DOC WON'T PERFORM ANY MORE OF THOSE PROCEDURES THAT ARE NOT ONLY AN AFFRONT TO WOMEN, BUT AN ABOMINATION TO ALL MANKIND! Abortion is legal, you know... I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT ABORTION ASSHOLE! I'M TALKING ABOUT BREAST REDUCTION!! BIG, BOUNCY BEAUTIFUL BOOBS, BATMAN!!

St. Peter by RedfeatheR 9-20-05

*WHEW* I can't wait to sleep in my own bed for the fist time in 33 years. Welcome back Lord. I saw what they did. Pretty bogus manHey, I've been at this awhile with no pay... could I... by chance get some sort of raise? Sorry no raises 43 days later No raises, huh?

Where Everybody Naws and Mames by RedfeatheR 9-28-05

Hey man what's u-- stop right there... don't move... A coat-eating ceiling-monster just took my coat. *gasp!* MY COAT I wouldn't worry about the ceiling monster though. I'd be more worried about the dick chomping floor gremlin

Up the Down Rectum by biped 7-09-08

"...so, if you're bothered by anal rodents, use GERBO-LAX!!! The great new product from Richard Gere Industries." "GERBO-LAX turns your very own asshole into a RODENT BAZOOKA!!! Blast your anal woes away today!!!" THAT'S what I'll get for Daddy on his birthday--a big jug of GERBO-LAX! Sally sure got me the perfect gift this year. I've been blowing gerbils out of my ass all day. This is so much better than trying to lure them out with cheese on a stick.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1879 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-21-08

In the year 2046... Take this down... "It has come to my attention that you have not only rejected my offer of clemency, but have declared war on all dung beetles throughout the Third Sector. Therefore, I must-" Hold on, sir. My computer locked up... AGAIN?? FUCK MICROSOFT!!

Lil' Sammy Davis: Friend For Life. by ArtemisStrong 5-17-06

Are you done masturbating YET? Just... do the "They were all so fragile." line... once more... "They were all sooooooo fragile. Sooooooo very fraaaaaagile." UNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHH! Man, this is the weirdest fucking relationship I've ever been in!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Poor Puppy Dog by biped 8-04-08

"NO, NO!" cried Timmy. "DON'T TAKE PUPPY DOG AWAY!" But mean old Mr. Phipps put Puppy Dog into his truck and drove away. Aww. Poor Timmy. That's what you were supposed to say. It says here, "People will say 'Aww, poor Timmy' at this point in the story when you are reading it to them. Ha, ha. Well, what happened to Puppy Dog? Huh? Oh...it says here that Puppy Dog was gassed if you've been screwing my wife. But if you haven't, he lives. Aww, poor--HEY!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The Morning After is a Bitch by MethRattle 4-28-06

Hey, Steve, how you feelin? You must've drank, smoked & ingested EVERYTHING at Suzie's party last night! Oh, man, I was so messed up! I went home and raped my dog, then shot my neighbor in the face! You need to cut back, dude. Maybe it was the other way around?...

Babysitting Faux-Pas by MethRattle 5-01-06

Dude, I can't believe Suzie threw a party at the Millers' house while she was babysitting for them! Great party, though! A bunch of us dropped acid and played with this talking doll we found upstairs in the toy room! We was trippin'! But the Millers don't have a toy room. Yeah they do, the pink room with balloon pictures on the walls. ...you mean the nursery... Guess the doll was broken - just kept crying and wouldn't stop. Took us forever to get the batteries out of its back.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 1880 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-27-08

...and the number one thing to remember in metal shop is SAFE- what? There's a giant, axe-weilding bunny behind me, about to chop my head off? Ha, ha. Very funny! But, they weren't joking, and Jon's head was later seen being kicked up and down the dormitory hallway by the Jamaican exchange students... Now, getting back to my lecture on shop class safety...

A Chicken Lickin' by biped 9-13-08

Sorry, young feller, but your chickens are unqualified. "Unqualified"? To be CHICKENS? Yep, that's right. Your chickens are unqualified to be chickens. Excuse me, aren't you the guy whose chickens were unquali-- SHUT UP!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'll just settle for any ratings if "toprated" is out of the question for me.

Squirrels Roasting On An Open Fire by Ogyaf 12-15-03

Stop staring at me, squirrel. I hope you burn for this! Drama queen...

Darko by Ogyaf 2-05-04

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds... That is when the world will end. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids

Pimpburger by Ogyaf 2-05-04

Welcome to Pimpburger. May I take your order? I'll have Meal Number Three Would you like bitches with that?

IceDaKlown Meets A Celebrity by Ogyaf 2-29-04

Have you had your Jell-o pudding today? Aah! A ghost! What?! Don't try to fool me; I saw 'Ghost Dad.' No, no, no... I'm Bill Cosby! Aah! Bing Crosby!

Ogyaf Visits His Sister At College by Ogyaf 3-28-04

Hi, Sis! Hi. I want you to meet my roommate. Hi. I'm almost 21, unemployed, has no license, and is living with my parents. Wanna go out sometime? Not if you were the last guy on Earth, and I was the last girl on Earth; making the fate of all of Mankind resting on our fornication! Later... How'd it go? I think she likes me.

[Click to view comic: 'Half-Naked Men Rolling Around In Tights']

[Click to view comic: 'Oggy Gets Desperate']

[Click to view comic: 'Oggy Meets A Criminal']

[Click to view comic: 'Mistaken Identity... Heh, "Titty"']

[Click to view comic: 'Short Bus']

[Click to view comic: 'The Passion Of The Moron VI']

[Click to view comic: 'Scooter's Important Message']

[edited by boloboffin on 09-18-08 at 11:09:08pm]

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Looks like the Firefox extention "Linkification" destroys my posts pretty bad.  I apologize.

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

It's like some awesomely weird work of art.  Also, I really like the "Pimpburger" comic.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/christopher7murphy/sets/pirateaddiction/404411

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

Agreed, Pimpburger was great.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

i'm a fan of Half-Naked Men Rolling Around In Tights. also, the comic so named

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what if nigger meant kite

Poseidon in 3 Panels by Beeko180 10-06-08

Where are you going? To find a way out of here! I only watched half the movie. I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to eat one of you. I made it! But the problem is: I'm gonna die!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

that one of mine isn't top rated but these are:

The A.R.B Collection- #3 by Beeko180 7-17-08

Anything else doctor? Yes, You need to get a drip. The End By James. What's the occasion? There IS no occasion I just want to see you scream in utter pain.

Famous Debates- Inspired by Seanator. by Beeko180 9-11-08

I have slept with ten women I have slept with 29 women and 1 man. I have overpopulated Goodna. I have overpopulated America The End. I have six moles on my back. I have a freckle on my weewee.

Get-In-A-Bin Day by Beeko180 6-14-08

HI  Um........................................ Hi. What are you doing in a bin? It's Get-In-A-Bin Day Seems reasonable. I'll join in!!!!! The End By James. Wanna be Fwends ?????????????????? Um................Ok

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Trick or Twat! by themushroom 10-24-08

Jennifer had an excellent idea for a Halloween costume this year... A vagina with a very serious yeast infection. She patterned it after her own, right down to pouring a gallon of milk and some rancid tuna oil over it. No one would soon forget it.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

The Origin of Dr. Dog by biped 10-29-08

"They caaall me a gypsy dog...cuz I don't stay in one play-yay-yaaace... too looooong..." BAD DOG!!! BAD DOG!!! PFFFT! "Bad dog" indeed! Why, I should've gone right over to that guy and whizzed-- Oh, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Your singing fucking SUCKS and you KNOW it! YOU'RE FIRED!!! ...and that's why I became a gynecologist. Wow! So, did my pussy taste healthy or what?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Stanley by TheASSist 11-06-08

Okay...Stanley! Most people are convinced that you are not real, and that I am crazy for having an imaginary friend. I swear..if one more person tells me that, I'm gonna snap!All I need is an excuse. What do you mean, "you're not real?"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Hole Story by biped 11-06-08

...why, you just about could've knocked me over with a hamster's butthole when she said that. So, then... Excuse me, miss, but--"hamster's butthole"? What an unusual saying! Is it new, or am I simply behind the-- Uh, I certainly DID NOT say "hamster's butthole." I don't know what you're talking about. But I...but you...err, perhaps I simply misheard. Pardon my error. Doctor, I keep hearing people say "hamster's butthole", and it's terribly distressing! Can you help me? Hamster's butthole.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Captain Cruise And the Ship with No Engine by Beeko180 6-19-08

Sir there has been a power failure in the ships main engine. Without the engine working we'll crash. Well if we crash that will give us time to fix the engine now won't it. But sir. We already have a spare engine. Why can't we just use that one. Because I threw that spare engine out in order to fit in a room full of gold. Oh No!!!!!!! We're all gunna DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Calm down Calm down there is still the chance that this is a dream. I'l pinch myself to see if it is. *Pinch* OW!!!!!!! Ok now you can panic!!!!!