akirajimmorrison
crabbycubby
ewwwwwsuck
ironmikeweeney

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I still need comics numbers from :
[b]
akirajim
mikeweeney
JrnymnNate
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You have until Wednesday to make a comic and PM the number to me so I can post them all up.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

i am done

I am going to lose because nobody has seen my movie. Or because I'm not funny. Or both.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

quote:

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Here we go again folks:

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Akirajim versus mikeweeney[i][list]
[*]Show a movie in 3 panels.
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LL: Amerikkkan Pie by akirajim 9-14-03

Dudes, we've got to remove the shrink wrap from our penises and start using them to, uh, what's that thing you do with a woman again? BAKE A CAKE? Hey, baby, howsabout I get naked vidcaps of you with my webcam? Ooh, you naughty boy, you make me wet as though I'm pissing in a dream! And then they all screwed a pie. Hey, baby, I'm sensitive to your needs and stuff. Ooh, tell me you love me again then fuck me raw!

LL2: 25th hour by mikeweeney 9-16-03

It's my last day before I go to jail for 7 years, and I have to set things right... Uh, yeah, so uh.... bye everybody. Oh Monty! We're so sad to see you go. You'll be ok... except for the continuous ass-ramming you'll be getting. No, you know what? Fuck you, Edward Norton. You had everything, and then you threw it all away -when you made Death to Smoochy- you stupid FUCK! ...and we'll drive to some far off place, and you'll start a new life, and no one will ever have to know... No, it's ok Dad... I'd rather go to prison than someplace where I have to grow a mullet to fit in.

crabby versus JrnymnNate[i][list]
[*]Big Evil Dan is a detective, working on a case.
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Slow Day on the Kob by crabby 9-13-03

Whats the problem? My husband was murdered during a vacation to Italy. I'm worried that perhaps he was killed for his religious beliefs. Hey you filthy Italian! You murder anyone recently? Just that mime who was here on vacation from Canada. He kept miming something about being married to a witch or something. I wish I could tell you more. Sorry. I couldn't find any clues. Perhaps you should consult a tarot card reader. Perhaps I should.

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Ewwwww versus dcomposed[i][list]
[*]Invent a new blood sport
[*]No homoeroticism
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BloodSport by Ewwwww 9-13-03

The goal: you have 2 hours to find a tampon before you have your period. To make it harder, you do it in the dark. GO! Arrr.....This be teh suck.

LL: Limb Poker by dcomposed 9-11-03

Full house! Looks like you're taking off an arm. Damn pair of twos.

little_kitty versus boinky33[i][list]
[*]Someone must be emotionally rejected
[*]You may not use the Kajun character, or depict Kajun in any way shape or form.
[/list][/i]

LL:2 by little_kitty 9-13-03

It's so hard these days to find a good man. Sometimes I just sit at home and cry and wish for someone to love me. I know. All they want is sex, sex, sex, and more sex. What about the emotional support? What about love?! ... ... Sucky suck fi dollah? Me love you long time!

LL: boinky is rejected by the love of his life by boinky33 9-13-03

Want to have sex? No! Why not? Because I have a boyfriend. Does he want to have sex, then?

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Akira
Crabby
Ewwwww
Boinky

Weeney
Crabby
Boinky

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[b]Akira
Crabby
Dcom
Boinky[/b]

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Akira
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
boinky

Eeeeewwwww... it's a Boinky Crab! That's the worst kind!

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Holy crap, that was fast!

Do you want more time to vote, or shall I put the next round up? Coz, I've got some evil, evil rules I want to post up before Kajun gets back...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Everybody hasn't voted yet...

Also, I'm behind right now, so we need to wait longer :-P

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Agreed.

More voting time before the next round. And I'll publish an improvised league table within 12 hours of this post.

Don't forget anyone who reads this thread can vote.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[b]mikeweeney
crabby
dcom
boinky[/b]

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

mikeweeney
JrnymnNate
dcomposed
boinky [:(]

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Batman created by Bob Kane

weeney
wabby
weecom
woinky

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

arakajim
dcom
boinky
me

akira
crabby
dcom
boinky

...that almost sounds like the beginning of a haiku

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

akira
crabby
ewwwwwwww
boinky

biznitchez!!!!!1lololol

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

akira
crabby
dcomposed

New rules for the next round will be up soon. Mwahaha! Of course, you can all continue voting for this round up until the next round's comics are done.

Please vote.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...for me. Bwahahahaha.

Don't listen to him!

Vote for me!!!!

[b]
akirajim
crabby
dcomposed
boinky33
[/b]

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This is not my empire.