DIC: Another Liberal Cabal

GOP sez: Sesame Street. Another liberal cabal.

by KungChiFu, 6-23-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

You're doing this on purpose, now, aren't you? :)

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

DIC: Angelina Jolie's Boobies

Yeah, well... if the Downing Street Memo had been written across Anglina Jolie's boobies, THEN we could have gotten it reported in the US mass media...

by KungChiFu, 6-23-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

If you have to have a particular political, religious, or ethnic affiliation to find a comic funny, it probably isn't actually funny; it's just making you feel good that someone who agrees with you is saying so.

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That's true to a point. But it's also called having an opinion, just as you are entitled to your opinion that Kung's comics stink. I hate to break this to you, but just because you don't find them funny doesn't mean they aren't in someone else's eyes.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I do, but it was a bitch getting that beer bottle out of my ass last time. I think I should stop.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I'll take the cookie if no one else wants it.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Nah, I'll take it.

I have plans for it.

Andy, come here. I got your "cookie" fo ya.

And:

DIC: Last Throes

VP Dick Cheney says insurgency in "last throes". Perhaps confused by the "last throes" of two US Marines killed today, along with four unaccounted for. Hey, easy mistake to make, right?

by KungChiFu, 6-24-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

I like a lot of these, but some of them hit a little too close to home for me to like at all.

But thems the breaks, being deployed to Kuwait and having a cousin in the Marines over in Iraq.

Keep them coming, regardless. The funny ones more than make up for the ones I don't like.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

DIC: ...but then I got it all back

If you play a country music album backwards, you'll get your wife, job, and dog back. It really works. Too bad I'll have to kill myself for letting my turntable's needle touch that crap.

by niteowl, 6-26-05

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

DIC: Alternate Universes

Many scientists agree that there are alternate dimensions. I'm waiting for them to find one where GW is a hippy and Bill Clinton is a celibate priest.

by HCRoyall, 6-27-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I contributed :p

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I suppose I'll get involved in this little debacle as well, it's no secret I like to get a little political.

DIC: Selective Interpretation

I like how fundamentalists interpret the Bible: Jesus overturned all of the Old Testament that would stop them from eating pork and such, but didn't overturn the stuff that lets them hate gays.

by OmniMarconi67, 6-28-05

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

DIC: Quit your bitching!

Whenever someone starts whining about how they lost their job and such, I just say to them "Why all the bitching? The important thing is that gays can't get married and Saddam Hussein is in jail!"

by OmniMarconi67, 6-28-05

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

Clearly he does. He survived the first 2 pages of your constant and pointless criticism before finally being forced to react.

I've never known of a political comic (or indeed any kind of political expression) which can be appreciated by people of all different political opinions. The fact it expresses a particular point of view is what makes it a political comic. And tomorrow, children, we learn to count to four.

Keep up the good work KungChiFu, and don't let the bastards grind you down!

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Welcome to all the new posters! Thanks for contributing to this strange thread.

Here's my latest. This shouldn't be considered anything to do with "continuity", it's just another little political rant... but it IS the first ever 2-character DIC cartoon:

DIC: Eminent Domain

Holy crap, where'd you come from? I'm supposed to be here all alone! I'm from the government. Here's a writ of eminent domain. We're taking your island and giving it to a developer. Gonna build a mall.

by KungChiFu, 6-28-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

There's no political commentary on this one, but I think it's funny enough. Please don't spend the next month telling me how shit I am.

DIC

Let me give you a tip: Next time someone asks you who you'd like to be stuck on a desert island with, don't just say "whoever's there"!

by mad_matt, 6-28-05

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

I hope you don't mind me playing about with the format, but I thought it was strange that a bear living on a desert island knew about current events.

DIC: Personality disorder

The trial of a 26-year-old who murdered his pregnant girlfriend and used his dad's credit card to go on a £30,000 holiday to Spain ... the defendant suffers from a severe personality disorder. A personality disorder? surely not!?

by mad_matt, 6-30-05

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

DIC: Multiple Personality Disorder

A doctor once diagnosed me as having Multiple Personality Disorder, but I think he's wrong. You don't think I'm crazy, do you? You're talking to yourself, you fucking nutball.

by HCRoyall, 6-30-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

DIC: President "Articulates" Some More Bullshit

In case you missed Bush's last speech, here's a summary: "Sept. 11 Iraq, Sept. 11 Iraq, Sept. 11 Iraq, Sept. 11 Iraq, Sept. 11 Iraq,Sept. 11 Iraq, Sept. 11 Iraq, Sept. 11 Iraq, God Bless USA".

by KungChiFu, 6-30-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

DIC: Buy a Magnet, or the Terrorists Win

An often overlooked reason for continuing the war in Iraq is the devastating impact that troop withdrawl would have on the US magnetic bumpersticker industry.

by KungChiFu, 6-30-05

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Now that is some funny comication.
'bout time, too!
More like that, please!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

DIC: Shortfall

Republicans are blaming the Army's recruiting shortfall on criticism of the Iraq war. To all those in the liberal media, please stop telling the truth about soldiers dying over there. It's just rude.

by niteowl, 6-30-05

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

DIC: Putin on the Ritz

This is great! I always wanted to know how to say "my precioussss" in Russian.

by kaufman, 6-30-05

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

DIC: Medic!

OH, DEAR GOD, NO -- MY APPENDIX!!!

by biped, 6-30-05

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.