cpausti

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I'm going to vote for Flippy. Remember--all votes count in the final tally for Best New Stripper. Notwithstanding, cpausti ran away with this category and takes Best Relationstrip.

Okay, I screwed up. I accidentally deleted HotRod's pm to me with his political strip and he's on holiday, so I'm going to delay the Political category in favor of one that needs no input from you...Best Top Rated Strip. You may recognize some of them from other categories, but judge them against each other in this round--this is a new category, so nobody anticipated I would do this when they submitted in other rounds. So here they are, as of the time of posting:

Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em by Smurph 7-15-05

Monday Does my ass look big in this? Naw, darlin', you look great. Tuesday I look fat in this, dun't I? Hardly, sweetness, you're sexy! Wednesday How can I even fit into this? God, I'm a heifer... Fuck it. Yes, you're a fat cow. Are you happy now?

Supersize my ass! by flipynif1 8-29-05

How can I help you? Do you carry extra large condoms? Yes sir we do. Would you like to buy some sir? No, but do you mind if I wait here until somebody does?

Cancer?

Dr Kai, why were you fondling my breasts? I was checking for cancer. Why did you kick me in the balls?

by kaiobrien, 10-19-05

RCL: Always end on a compliment by The_young_scot 11-05-05

Welcome to the Rabbit Hole, Home of the Big Hole meal! What can i get you sir? Wow, thats one hell of an outfit they make you wear! You sort of look like a Telletubby. A crazy rapist telletubbly. Nice moustache though

Sex Ain't No Stranger by cpausti 6-07-05

Will you draw a picture of me? Sure! But, this time, don't make my boobs look like blimps with "Sex Ain't No Stranger" tatooed on the sides. Got an eraser?

Random Layout Comic II by theReverend 4-25-05

Hey man you shouldn't be all making war and shit cuz that's bad and I also think you should stop all that stuff you do that's bad except for drugs. Good news! Your mom's boobs fit in my mouth.

The Greatness of Man(s Best Friend) by LuckyGuess 12-30-05

LOOK YE UPON THESE MIGHTY WORKS AND DESPAIR! LOOK YE UPON THESE MIGHTY WORKS AND DESPAIR! I know you're holding it behind your back.

ARGH! I just checked and HotRod doesn't have a comic with more than three votes. Looks like I screwed him twice. Oh well, I was going to do this category anyway, so he sits out this round, but I'll be sure to post the next round once he re-sends me his political strip. Stay tuned.

VOTE NOW!

My votes goes to The_Young_Scot

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Poo perhaps?

LUCKYGUESS!! That one is one of my all time favs!

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I dumb :D

I looked over the ratings I gave these comics and made my decision that way, only one was unrated and I have corrected that. Vote goes to tys.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

LuckyGuess again. Great strip.

All good tho, kaiobrien nearly got my vote.

the_young_scot perpetually wins my vote.

Look! He did it again!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

it's close betweeen flipy, tys, and rev

really close

i mean really really super close

i'm stalling

not sure who i'm going to vote for

nice tie by the way

of course i mean it

clipon?

oh

sorry

did i mention it was really mega super monkey close?

i'll go with t3h_y0n6_5(00t

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what if nigger meant kite

see pausti

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troelsea at gmail dot com

cpausti

I think cpausti is gonna take the win here

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I dumb :D

kai 0 Brien

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

The Young Scot

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

It was a toss-up between cpausti and LuckyGuess...but i'm going to have to say,
LuckyGuess

It was definitely between flipy and cpausti...

but i have to go cpausti.

The_Young_Scot edges out cpausti for Best Top Rated Strip.

Contestants, send me your Best Religious Strip by Wednesday.

Meanwhile, start voting for Best Political Strip

Smurph's Adventure's in Politics by Smurph 9-05-05

Don't forget Mr. President, a massive hurricane is gonna pummel the south in a week... Heh heh eh heh you look smelly! Right, Mr. President, Hurricane Watch says this thing is REALLY pissed, two days left. Should we do something? Pack my nighty bag! Three days later... 'I see a little silhouetto of a man' la lala lala la... Niggling feeling in... back... of thingy... Head.

Georgy Boy by LuckyGuess 8-17-05

George, we need to have a serious discussion. It has come to my attention that you have crossed party lines. And not the Liberal-Conservative line, either. You've quite literally gone over Neo-Reactionary into the Insane Dumbass spectrum. Um... fuck the poons? Glad to see you're still on our side.

CC289: What if "bush" ment "Dick" by The_young_scot 7-15-05

Man I hate to tell you , but your sister has the hairiest dick I've ever seen You ever hear the saying "if you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all?" Have you ever heard the saying "A bird in the hand is worth two in the dick?" You have to be the dumbest person in the world What about President Dick? Oh yeah, he is a bit of a cock, I mean bush.

Differences and Similarities by kaiobrien 9-22-05

You see in this country we get to choose from two possible leaders Whereas in your country you have no choice But in both countries, leaders do whatever the fuck they want

CC: 299 - Someone stop me by flipynif1 10-07-05

o/^ How much are those kitties in the window? o/^ I'm sorry old chap but we are for display only, a demonstration of the fine cats sold inside this pet shop. Well said old chap, by the way who do you think should win the CC: 299? I belive that fine Flipynif should take the cup on this round, Pip pip. There you have it, even the Demo-Cats cast their vote to Flipynif.

Not Happy John by HotRodDeathToll 10-21-05

Hello John. Hello George. Wanna declare war on some unpopular third world country? How about i lick your butt while we're at it. Okay

Anarchy!

I'm tired of all the Bush bashing. If you wanted me to be more gentle, you should have asked.

by cpausti, 11-03-05

HotRod

kaiobrien

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

cpausti tickled my fancy this time 'round.

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Poo perhaps?

They were all excellent! Very VERY funny!!!
(This is my joke trying to be politically correct..ahem...)

But I vote for
Cpausti!

I'd like to vote for both cpausti and kaiobrien, but, since that's probably not allowed, I have to cast my vote for the one appearing in bold.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Why see the world when you can cpausti

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I hate political comics.

But I'm still going to give it to LuckyGuess for making a comic involving political figures which managed to be funny without being overly dogmatic.

Plus, the comic was funny.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002