cowboy and little girl by shlimple 1-30-03

Oh god, i'm spraying shit all over the place! Oh jesus, now i'm vomiting! Thats so fucking funny, shit sprayer! Sploooooge! Shit just keeps sprayign all over, its getting in my mouth now. Ew, i'm eating my own shit ew! Ew, you are pissing yourself too! Oh god, now my anus is bleeding, and the shit has blood all over it, and it just got in my eyes and everyone is puking from the blood and shit! ew! Oh jesus, now i'm puking from all this bloody shit that got in my mouth and ears!

I didnt mean for it to be on a plain but it makes sense i guess.

possibly the most disturbing comic i have seen on here so far

CC 167: WWKD? by BigEvilDan 1-30-03

Okay, calm down. You're a low-level security officer on the Enterprise. You're probably going to be killed while the captain and Dr. McCoy survive. Bones... do you... detect... You can survive, if you just do what Kirk would do. Okay, there's some alien babes over there. What would the captain do? ...any... alien life... form... s...? Ahh! My anus is bleeding! Captains Log... Ensign... Whatshisname has.. been... infected... with Rigellian Space Herpes. He will... not survive.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Love Noir by crabby 1-30-03

Well what did you think? Was you mother right? Am I as hung as she said? Now I know the first anal is hard............. MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

Admit it, you expect shit like this from me.

Untitled by kaufman 1-30-03

My anus is bleeding. Ho ho ho, another one? Here you go, big guy. The first of the Ronco solar-powered anal douches, hot off the assembly line. We'll have 500 ready for Christmas. Great. Far as I can tell, the whole stripcreator community needs them. Allo, I am ze late great Jacques Cousteau. Please do not send ze anal douches to ze stripcreators. It might harm ze marine life inside ze douches and make me unhappy. Sixteen of your compatriots have already called in. Sigh, I'll stop the deliveries. With French like that, who needs enemas?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

*Pffchchc!* Big Evil Dan! Kaufman! If you're stuck for cash ever, go on tour of blog sites lecturing in "Teh Funneh" for five grand a throw. Damn fellas, I wish I knew how to type "creasing self with laughter" !

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC 167: Now, About Your Cat's Bad Breath... by israphael 1-30-03

Israphael, I'm not sure that I want you working on my cat. Aw c'mon, I know I haven't practice medicine in ten years, but this procedure so simple, what could go wrong? Well... in that case... alright. Later that afternoon. All finished. Now what so difficult about tonsil removal? My anus is bleeding.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

You guys need a better set of humor. Check out my comic # 2 for the contest.

choir boy and chicken by shlimple 1-30-03

Oh man, that chicken is sexy. I'm gonna put my tongue in its ass then splooge all over my choirboy outfit. I am a chicken, but my anus is bleeding. Oh god, now I've got blood and ass sweat in my mouth, and i think its laying an egg. Holy donkey skullfucker that feels so good i'm gonna lay an egg. This is like that time I pissed in a bucket for six years then finally poured it all over my teacher then sploooged on her chalkboard. Only with more eggs and blood in my mouth and shit. SPLOOOOOOOGE! ROCK ON!

Memories by Spankling 1-30-03

Say Red, what ever happened to V-girl? She showed up, ripped shmuck7's ass open and left. Yes. I miss her too. I haven't seen a raping like she gave that boy in ages. When she was done he had no place in cyberspace. She took my glory! I am the one who rapes men around here! Don't worry big boy. My anus is bleeding. Really? You're not just saying that?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC167:- My anus is bleeding by TheGovernor 1-31-03

CC 167: Follow the red-splattered road by kaufman 1-31-03

My anus is bleeding. Why don't you come with Tinman, Lion, Scarecrow, Toto and me? We're on our way to 'Emorrhoid City.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 167 - The Internet Is Fun by Flux 1-31-03

Comical fun for the whole family. I sure do love reading online comics. All sorts of nasty stuff in there for me to try out. Ah hell. Not again. I read this one online comic where this dude stuck his wang in the computer's CD-Rom drive. I'll bet that would be awsome! Please stop. OH YEAH! READ THAT FILE STRUCTURE BABY! TAKE AAAAAALLLLLL THE INPUT! Oh God!!! My anus is bleeding!!!

Toilet Humor Returns by nelix 1-31-03

A night at the comedy club So i says to him I says to him... This aint some barn yard in the wheat fields of alberta. Turn the fan on when you're finished I tell jokes because I feel inadequate sexually. My Anus is bleeding get off the stage!

CC 167: Horrible Stand up by punkrockskaboy 2-01-03

My anus is bleeding. No...really... See!

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

hahaha
that was great

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I really am a fan.

CC 167: Making the News by BigEvilDan 2-01-03

This morning, the President issued a statement saying "My anus is bleeding." Although we have no more information, CNN believes the terrorists are responsible. As part of our round-the-clock coverage, we will be interviewing anal bleeding experts, military experts and an albino midget named Jim. Hold on. We have just recieved unconfirmed reports that Bin Laden has risen from the grave to brag about his anal bleeding ray... Hey Dick. Anus means "nose", right? What have you done now, George?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Bin Laden? Risen from the grave? He isn't dead...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Alas, my completely unbelievable story has been rendered unbelieveable.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC blood by elijah 2-01-03

Tex comes to The City Howdy. I am a cowboy. My name is Tex. Nice chaps honey! You are a sick fuck. No baby, I am a GREAT fuck! Ok then, here is my hotel room number I'll need to raincheck that sexy, my anus is bleeding

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www.industrialprophet.com

Don't let this happen to you. by twofish 2-01-03

Man, what a party that must have been... can't remember shit, except for some messed up dream sequence involving a rabbit, a midnight raid on Quiki-Mart's candy isle and a dildo the size of my arm... ... and I only had THIS MUCH to drink! Oh yea, and I had some little microdot thingie early on, then I smoked a couple of joints, and twofish brought over that 'X'... ... still doesn't explain why my anus is bleeding, though. Hi. You left your underpants in my car last night. Want another blow-pop?

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What, then who's this guy that I just killed?

SMORGASBORD!!!!
That's the sound of this competition coming to an end.

This judging thing is more difficult than I thought. There where lot's of good entries, looks like some of you really connected with the subject.

But all good things come to an end, here are the comics that get an honourable mention:

Kaufman - Several great entries, too many to mention
Bonwag - Post-Mortem Equiniferous Flagellation Continueth
Lara7 - Use only as directed
Devin - I dedicate this to Kaufman
Unknown Eric - Cashing in on 2-cent Wads
not_scyess - Anally Bleeding Guy Series
The Governor - The Phantom Menace

All great and inspired entries, but the winner for me is..............

Fuzzyman - Conversational Spanish 101

Congratulations

now bring on the next one

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

I am shocked and stunned. Dexx's law applies, once again.

New contest coming up soon.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.