I seem to have an anti-fever. I woke up feeling terrible this morning, and all day my temperature has been between 2 and 2 1/2 degrees below normal. That would explain why I've been freezing all day even though it's 70 degrees in the house and I'm in flannel pajamas and wrapped in a comforter.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Poop.

Econoline Crush is playing here in town tonight. A bunch of my co-workers were super stoked about that.

My only question... when's the last time anyone listened to Econoline Crush, aside from in a nostalgic sense?

(they're the guys that did "All that you are" "sparkle & shine" and "you don't know what its like")

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I thought Econoline was a Ford van.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

And does this mean you live in Saskatoon? Cause that's a pretty cool name for a town.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

a) I'm pretty sure it is a van... What a wicked band name, eh? haha.

b) Yes, Saskatoon is where I live. I think there's some Native Canadian history behind it, or meaning, but I'm way too white and lazy to look it up.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I have really, really offensive gas today. My cats are totally glaring at me.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

little_kitty
Wow. I haven't even heard that name in years. Brings back mid-90s CFNY memories.

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I has a flavor!

ladyjdotnet

My fucking cat has pissed in my house twice; both times more than 3 years ago. At the time I used every cleaner known to man and they didn't do squat. You can still smell both of them if you stand near those spots in the room.

I'm guessing all pets have perpetrated at least a few nasty things in your house at one time or another. I don't think a little retribution is uncalled for.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

TODAY LAUNCHPAD RAPED ME!

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Let's get dangerous!

Was it as beautiful as I've always imagined it?

Yes.

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Let's get dangerous!

I will have my own internet again sometime this week, and not have to mooch off of my neighbors like a mooching moocher. Hooray!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You get your own internet? I've got to share mine with the rest of the fuckin world.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Top Gear is on The Science Channel!

Sweet!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It's Earth Day. I'm celebrating by taking out about half a dozen bags of garbage since tomorrow is trash day.

I just shit out a Honda Civic.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

BigFrank105

One wonders how it got up there in the first place.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Well, either he ate it, or jammed it up there. Both are disturbing.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Since it was Earth Day, I gave the Earth some flowers.  Of course, I had to rip them out of the Earth first.  Ha, ha...the irony amused me. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

boloboffin

One wonders how it got up there in the first place.

I just think I drank too much cheap beer the night before.

choadwarrior
John Peel's original BBC radio show?

Oh wait... never mind...

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I has a flavor!

The Bush Adminstration has been forced to approve the Wiccan pentacle as an valid religious symbol on government-issued veterans' memorials.

Get yours today!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker