ivytheplant

C is for Chinese, Cheese, Cheeseburger, and Crab Rangoon...

That's good enough for me.

Aum-mum-mum-mum!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

In the upper 9th ward of New Orleans my favorite place to stop was a Chicken and Donut place.

I'll uphold your distinction if the Burmese actually eat crab rangoons (I have no idea whether they do or not). But if they eat them like the Chinese eat egg rolls, well...

crackpantheri still want to try a luther

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what if nigger meant kite

ivytheplant

At my favorite "chinese" restaurant here in the middle of nowhere, Missouri (as said scyess up until the SCUNT), Bah offers Cheeseburgers as an alternative so that people who enjoy her cooking can bring people more narrowminded. She only offers the cheeseburger as an alternative though. Otherwise, she decides what you're having based on looking at you. And she remembers everyone's name. And she has an ongoing garage sale along the walls of the restaurant. And she plucks things from this garage sale from time to time to send home with you on special occasions or when you have a small child dining with you.

I really love it there. I should have taken you guys in to actually see this place - it would have been a permanent in-joke for sure.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

There's a creepy guy that's been hanging around my car all morning. I hope he's not from Omaha.

3 more days...

crackpanther

YOU FUCKING AMERICANS

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What others say about boorite!

attitudechickaooo, that sold me. i'm a garage sale, thrift store junkie. i bought a big ass airplane propeller at one yesterday for $3. when twi asked what i was gonna do with it, i replied "have it"

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mandingo

Yes!

 It's like, "do with it? I GOT AN AIRPLANE PROPELLER FOR $3!!"

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What others say about boorite!

boorite

Yes!

It's like, "do with it? I GOT AN AIRPLANE PROPELLER FOR $3!!"

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what if nigger meant kite

Come visit again guys. Preferably soon. I need a few extra hands helping me to build stuff. You don't have to know anything about building stuff, just able to work a hammer. I promise to take you to the restaurant every day if you do!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

mandingo

People asked me the same thing when I bought a handmade pulpit for 50 cents. An airplane propeller is way cooler than a smelly ol' pulpit. I is jealous. Why don't people understand the inherent coolness of things like this?

Here's the pulpit I bought. My cats are desecrating it for me.

Wow, you guys have a TV with a VCR built right in!

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Poop.

My wife's dad had this ancient house-sized bulldozer sitting around on his farm. He said I could have it for a wedding present, but my wife wouldn't let me stick it in the front lawn of our house.

Bitch.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Rabid_Weasle

I learned early on that if there's at least one extra piece of technology built into my tv (in this case the VCR), it's that much less of a pain to figure out how to connect the other 5,000 things I hook up to the TV. My dream was to get one with a built in VCR and DVD player, but ironically, none available at the time had enough input jacks for the other 4,999 things I needed to plug in.

But those were the halcyon days before I got my satellite DVR. Now I only use my VCR to record shows to give to friends or record the ceiling exploding so I can give a copy to our landlord in lieu of a 30 day notice.

That picture was taken before boorite. I don't live in that shithole anymore. I live in a new one.

Let's not get dramatic. There's no way you're plugging more than maybe 400 things into one TV.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billingsyou should have accepted it as a wedding present and then asked your wife if you could put it in the front yard. it's hard to say no to someone who could bulldoze your ass at any minute

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what if nigger meant kite

I'm going to go see the motherfucking White Stripes!

WOOOOOOOO!

Also, it's my birthday, so that's exciting too... I guess.

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Poop.

mandingo

I like your logic.

If anyone is interested in making some money, we're paying friends $20 an hour to help us move. Though how you get here is another problem.

Rabid_Weasle

Man, I was goign to go to the white stripes. Now I don't think I'm going to. Just because you're going, and you smell like the city in which you reside.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Some guy and his sister onstage?  I'd rather watch dogs fucking mountain lions.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I've changed hair product.

biped

Ex-wife acctually.

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasle

Ex-wife acctually.

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what if nigger meant kite

My grandparents aren't going to be coming to my wedding. :'(

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.