...Hitler...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

...to feel...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...oppressed man, like when I was at school, the teacher be calling me on up to tha board always. She was always sweatin me man, makin me clean tha board most every night y'all and then she be frontin on me an sh*t, trying to get me to clap the dusters together so dat I get covered in dis stanky white chalk dust, I be leaving dat class lookin like Casper da friendly ghost yo! I believe the bitch was doin it cos my next-door neighbour was black y'all. Yo she most definitely Klan nowhamasayin. She best be careful 'fore I sing her a lullaby Yo. She sleep the sleep of the dead after ma Glock tuck her in, right bro...

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

...ther, and I sincerely apologize for ENDING THE FUCKING SENTENCE with periods in a post in a forum on stripcreator.com, which is the...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

result of my seeing "Hitler" a few posts up

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

...thereby invoking the AWESOME POWER of...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

....steamed vegetables...

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

...and condensed platypus gravy...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...mixed with the heady aroma of sweaty manboobs...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

... and the flavorful tastiness of masa, raisins and chili powder, steamed in corn husks and filling my belly with the thousandfold delight of...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...tremendous manboobs...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...no, wait, make that GODWINIZED tremendous manboobs...

...was far too much for the yellow-footed waffle beaver, so named for it's wonderful waffle-shaped tail, but it's commonly known that the beaver likes to eat...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

...torned soles from Nike shoes thus creating the new neo-classical French entre...

..."Les Rinomerdes Flambe", which translated literally means, "The Flaming Boogers", which was once the favorite dish of...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...a certain Glaswegian...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...who was a two-meter tall dwarf (adopted)...

...who happened to enjoy stealing plot devices from Terry Pratchett...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

and just decided one day to eat rotten mushrooms. They gave the horrid dwarf...

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

...a bad case of Penised-Pancake Sydrome by Proxy, which only affects the victim's upper stuff, and...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...their bottles of Chateau Neuf du Pape...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...exploded (when I accidently spilled its contents out, filled it with gasoline, and stuffed a burning rag into it), thereby destroying a vintage muscle car belonging to...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

..that poor little pancake penised in to his stuff with out his say, so that pancake will need to...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...give himself head while...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

...magically staying aloft in the clouds, above the wonderful land of Neenerneenerneener, which is home to all sorts of lovely creatures, such as the blither-spotted Rumplenoodle, the Voffenpooken Bingersteener, and the Wild Kaufman Bird...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.