When you say you don't want to have sex, does that include oral? Cuz that would just be a shame.

Also:

You seem stupid.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

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When you say you don't want to have sex, does that include oral? Cuz that would just be a shame.

Also:

You seem stupid.

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Unless, after I came in your mouth, I jammed my penis into your vagina and then punched you in the face.

Which almost always happens.

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OMG! You're Bill Clinton in disguise!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I guess everyone is wrong when they call it oral sex.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ahhhh, so penetrative sex "hurts"...

Sounds like you've been doing it wrong.

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... oral dont hurt.

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Ahhhh, so penetrative sex "hurts"...

Sounds like you've been doing it wrong.

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There's also the always-hilarious abortion.

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The only time sex hurts is when I do it so much that I get sore and bruised. Kind of like moving furniture all day.

And oral can hurt too. There's these things called "teeth" that, when used improperly, can cause pain.

Of course this would require you to have experienced sex to actually be able to contribute to this whole topic.

Maybe she masturbated herself so raw she still hasn't healed properly.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I masturbated myself so raw once that my dang you-know-what swoll up!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Kidneys?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

My furious masturbating has built up suck a thick callous on my penis that I now have to use a rasp to get any sensation at all.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Try 80 or 40 grit sandpaper. It'll give you sensation AND wear down that callous at the same time!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

A pumice stone might work also.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

TRy a grinder

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I dumb :D

yea a 9 inch angle grider should do the trick, if that doesnt work try a belt sander. still no luck? plasma torch

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obscenity filter is off

so are you a rubber or a puller?

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BuTtSeChZ

i hit the bal from both sides of the plate

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obscenity filter is off

I just grab it tight and hit it with a hammer

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I dumb :D

oh. see, i use my neighbors face, but that's just a personal preference, i guess.

and he doesn't seem to mind too terrible much.

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BuTtSeChZ

I love watching men masturbate. I doubly love two men masturbating together. *huggles gay porn collection*. I'm quite partial to the rubber myself. But can enjoy the puller as well.

The cock is a beautiful thing. It just goes with everything.

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I just might eat it.