My butt hurts
"I kill Colombians for fun."
-- Ethel Mertz
LEAVES AND GRASS
Fill your ass with leaves and grass
Set them afire, to the tune of a lyre
Dance and jangle
Weenis at an angle
Pubes in a tangle
Naughty bits dangle
Fill your hole with smoldering coal
Feel the burn, a lesson you'll learn
Flail and amble
Flit and gambol
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.