KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)
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| Good evening. You may wonder what a fine, upstanding citizen like myself is doing in an infernal place like this. | |
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| But as you know, the road here is paved with good intentions. My story, which I am about to tell, will, no doubt explain all. | |
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| Oh, right. And St. Peter also was quite annoyed with my constant playing with my yo-yo. Touchy, touchy, if you ask me. | |
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| So, St Peter asks me to justify my entrance to Heaven, I tell him about my cure for cancer, my inexpensive inexhaustible fuel... | |
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| my solution to the population crisis and my 5 year plan to end world poverty. | |
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| I knew writing 'Will and Grace' would come back to bite me on the ass. | |
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--- Dad was flammable
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