People would pay good money to have sex with me because I blew mandingo.

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I has a flavor!

I'll give you $3.50 and a finished book of crossword puzzles.

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Poop.

i had to forcibly drag someone out of the club tonight.

he just wouldn't listen to reason...

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Kill Whitey.

I'm Spartacus.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I'll give you $3.50 and a finished book of crossword puzzles.

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haha sucker! i didn't even orgasm! i totally faked it using my oh face and those little half and half packets!

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what if nigger meant kite

That's why it tasted so good! Bastard!

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I has a flavor!

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/tub.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

sebra139 was banned.

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"Common sense is not so common." Voltaire

No, I'm Spartacus!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

No, I'M Nero.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I just realized my conditioner has the same color, texture, and viscosity as semen, but it smells like chamomile.

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/27-swat4.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

I wonder if it's marketed towards these barely-legal-cum-hungry-sluts I've been hearing about.

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Poop.

Yes, Rabid, it's marketing towards me.

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Crabby what happened to you leaving this site forever?

He was leaving forever remember? That always means come back later and remind us why we wanted him to leave to begin with.

I never said leaving forever. I said I was taking a break to reevaluate things.

At least he didn't go on a drunken rampage, insult everyone, and delete all his comics.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yet...

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/tub.jpg[/IMG]

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[Click to view comic: 'The other famous crucified guy...']

I am currently committing a fashion faux pas. I'm wearing black dress pants, black dress shoes, and white tube socks.

In my defense, these shoes aren't comfortable enough to wear with trouser socks.

You know the popular move of throwing a pair of shoes tied together over a telephone line? I invented that. Contrary to popular belief about the original signifigance of it, I did it to my little brother's shoes
because he had pissed me off really bad one day.

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sometimes good things happen :o]

While I am at it, I might as well let everyone know that when someone pisses me off I take something of their's and throw it on the roof of their own house.

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sometimes good things happen :o]