fresh!

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what if nigger meant kite

On Pan's Labyrinth:
choadly: oh, yet another "my stepfather is a Fascist officer in the pro-Franco army" movie
choadly: haven't we seen enough of those?
knkx: but with a fary tale in the middle
choadly: my whole life is a fairy tale
choadly: about trying to get fairy tail 

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

[10:46p] Chicka: So she shows up and is like come to the baahtroom with me
[10:46p] Chicka: So Ido
[10:47p] Chicka: And she's like thrwoing up the entire way there.
[10:47p] GuerreroDelChoad: jebus
[10:47p] Chicka: THis happend about three times
[10:47p] Chicka: Until she passed out on the floor
[10:47p] Chicka: Then me and another girl got her up
[10:47p] Chicka: And I walked her over to her date and said take her home
[10:50p] ojcme: Sounds like an awesome time
[10:51p] GuerreroDelChoad: well, at least she still got laid

dragonxero (4:35:23 AM): Unzipping now... cmoncmoncmoncmoncmon.... wanna see if it works!

Same conversation:

[03:32] IvyThePlantae: i love transformers so much i think i was actually getting horny watching it

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

A lot of people have been saying that "there's no one on chat anymore" without really doing anything about it. So this weekend I propose that we all revive the chatroom. I'm there nearly all the time now as it is, but I'm going to promise to be there more this weekend.

Right now I'm going to take a nap, but, aside from a possible party tonight and a definite party tomorrow night, I should be there most of this weekend.

 While we're at it, let's revive our literati/isketch games as well as the ICC.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Let's revive Krushchev and Elvis and make them fight.

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What others say about boorite!

I'm going camping this weekend. You'll have to revive the chat without me.

[20:09] Chicka: I just put the finishing touches on a letter I'm going to tape to his locker tomorrow night
[20:10] Chicka: Would you like me to present it to you all?
[20:10] |themushroom: Yes, please.
[20:10] |themushroom: (not speaking for the group, just myself)
[20:10] Chicka: Dear Paul:
[20:10] Chicka: Please buy some deodorant. You smell really bad and it only gets worse as the night progresses.
[20:11] |themushroom: omg!  lol!
[20:11] Chicka: We don't have air conditioning on the overnight shift and you should plan for this accordingly.
[20:11] ojcme: Heh
[20:11] Chicka: Furthermore, drinking an entire bottle of whiskey and/or vodka before coming to work is not a good idea.
[20:11] |themushroom: wow
[20:11] |themushroom: Sometimes it just gotta be said.
[20:11] Chicka: Perhaps this contributes to your surly attitude, but it definitely contributes to your smell.
[20:11] Chicka: There are people who tolerate you on this shift, but most of us are tired of smelling you and dealing with your terrible attitude.
[20:11] Chicka: Take a shower, get some deodorant, and take into account that you have only been working here for about two months before you decide to act like you are better than everyone else here.
 
[20:11] |themushroom: eep
[20:12] Chicka: I didn't appriciate your comment the other night, telling me that if I don't like how you do your job then I should just do it myself.
[20:12] Chicka: The fact is that you were doing your job wrong.
[20:12] Chicka: I had the decency to ask if there was a reason that you were putting hanging and folding boxes on a U boat before they were removed and processed properly, you could have had the decentcy to admit you made a mistake.
 
[20:12] Chicka: Sincerely,
 An annoyed coworker that shouldn't be hard to figure out the identity of

And later.....

[20:17] Chicka: Bwah hahaha
[20:17] |themushroom: Months later he and his computer got hauled out.  Unsure what the deal was and no one would tell me, but it had to be good.
[20:17] Chicka: Yes, superman I do want to chat, but not privately.
[20:17] |themushroom: :-D
[20:18] |themushroom: Bus
[20:18] |themushroom: Ted
[20:18] Chicka: I think he has the wrong room
[20:18] ojcme: Probably
[20:18] |themushroom: "hey baby, a/s/l/p?"
[20:18] Chicka: p?
[20:18] ojcme: P for pension
[20:18] |themushroom: pic
[20:18] |themushroom: "penis?"
[20:18] ojcme: Oh, mine was funnier
[20:18] BraffeatheR: oh...
[20:19] Chicka: I thought like p
[20:19] Chicka: for Pee
[20:19] *** Batman has joined #stripcreator.
[20:19] *** superman007 has signed off IRC (Quit: Leaving).
[20:19] Chicka: And I was going to say sitting down
[20:19] |themushroom: You skeered him off
[20:19] Chicka: good
[20:19] |themushroom: Chicks who stand to pee scare me.  Or amaze me.  Whichever.
[20:19] Chicka: If you're gonna hit on me in here, at least have the decency to do it publicly
[20:19] ojcme: Yeah

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Talking about google maps streetview:

[9:17pm] choady: my building is the 3 story on the left
[9:18pm] brad: above the garage thing?
[9:18pm] choady: yeah
[9:18pm] brad: cool, you should leave your windows open more
[9:18pm] choady: well, there is an underground garage
[9:19pm] choady: i'm on the back
[9:19pm] choady: nice and quiet away from the street and all the google spies
[9:19pm] brad: i'm trying from the other side
[9:19pm] choady: oh shit
[9:19pm] choady: well, i'm on an alley
[9:20pm] choady: so you probably cant see me
[9:20pm] brad: they pack 'em tight in san diego
[9:20pm] choady: it is the gay neighborhood
[9:21pm] brad: i'll collect license plate numbers

http://www.feckingeejit.com/stats/stripcreator_stats.html

Broken and corrupted and is general just boring and crap, but none the less updated! !

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Poo perhaps?

The chat really must be dead if I made the Top 10.

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Poop.

Nah, see that was only based on my logs and I be on only a few hours of the week.

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Poo perhaps?

[23:58] BraffeatheR: http://www.feckingeejit.com/stats/stripcreator_stats.html
[23:59] choadnapper: i saw
[23:59] BraffeatheR: this think shows taht i ask the most questions
[00:02] choadnapper: does it?
[00:02] BraffeatheR: yep
[00:02] choadnapper: are you sure?
[00:02] BraffeatheR: BraffeatheR wasn't very smart asking 140 questions.
 eg. "iv?"
[00:02] BraffeatheR: didnt you read it?
[00:02] choadnapper: how do you know that's correct?
[00:03] BraffeatheR: ftc made it didnt he?
[00:03] choadnapper: do you trust his programming skills?
[00:03] BraffeatheR: isnt he a network admin for that harry potter site?
[00:03] choadnapper: where did you hear that?
[00:04] BraffeatheR: why shouldnt i?
[00:04] BraffeatheR: yesterday i think... or was it the day before?
[00:04] choadnapper: you dont want to look like a fool, do you?
[00:05] BraffeatheR: who wants to look like a fool?
[00:05] BraffeatheR: do you?
[00:05] choadnapper: do you think i'm a bigger fool that you?
[00:06] choadnapper: which one of us do you think will end this first?
[00:10] BraffeatheR: you?
[00:10] choadnapper: are you joking?
[00:11] BraffeatheR: does it sound like im joking?
[00:11] choadnapper: are you trying to piss me off?
[00:11] BraffeatheR: are you getting pissed?
[00:11] choadnapper: does it look like it?
[00:12] BraffeatheR: anything else i can do to piss you off even more?
[00:12] choadnapper: don't you think you've done enough already?
[00:14] BraffeatheR: haven't i?
[00:14] choadnapper: have you lost your mind?
[00:14] BraffeatheR: does it show?
[00:14] choadnapper: are you getting tired of this yet?
[00:15] BraffeatheR: why? are you starting to run out?
[00:15] choadnapper: do you want to change the subject?
[00:15] BraffeatheR: could you pick the topic?
[00:15] choadnapper: you can't think of anything?
[00:16] BraffeatheR: are you kidding?
[00:16] choadnapper: out of ideas, huh?
[00:17] BraffeatheR: you can tell cant you?
[00:17] BraffeatheR: are you?
[00:17] choadnapper: read any good books lately?
[00:18] BraffeatheR: well, do you consider wind in the willows good?
[00:18] choadnapper: no, you?
[00:18] BraffeatheR: what do you think?
[00:18] choadnapper: did you like it?
[00:19] choadnapper: my opinion doesnt matter, does it?
[00:19] choadnapper: it only matters if you think it's good, right?
[00:19] BraffeatheR: i think saying "reight" at the end is a cheat dont you think?
[00:19] BraffeatheR: right*
[00:20] choadnapper: !
[00:20] BraffeatheR: what?
[00:20] BraffeatheR: what does "!" mean?
[00:20] choadnapper: is it a question if you don't end it with a question mark like you did up there?
[00:21] BraffeatheR: didnt you notice the star indicating a correction?
[00:21] choadnapper: since when does an asterisk indicate a question?
[00:22] BraffeatheR: i didnt say it did, did i?
[00:22] choadnapper: are you denying that you did?
[00:22] BraffeatheR: didnt i say it was a correction adn not part of a sentence?
[00:23] BraffeatheR: why would i deny something thats that obvious?
[00:23] choadnapper: will ftc's statistics generator care that you were correcting yourself?
[00:24] BraffeatheR: didnt he say ihe has to do it manualy?
[00:24] BraffeatheR: werent you here?
[00:25] choadnapper: i have to read everything he types now?
[00:25] BraffeatheR: you mean you dont?
[00:25] choadnapper: no, do you?
[00:26] BraffeatheR: wait, ftc isnt your fav forum buddy?
[00:26] BraffeatheR: who is?
[00:26] choadnapper: wouldnt you like to know?
[00:27] BraffeatheR: isnt that usually a statment
[00:27] BraffeatheR: ?
[00:28] choadnapper: doesn't it look like a question?
[00:28] BraffeatheR: who's to say?
[00:28] choadnapper: "wouldnt you want your balls slapped" isnt a statement, is it?
[00:29] BraffeatheR: but its used in the english language as a statment isnt it?
[00:29] BraffeatheR: am i wrong?
[00:29] choadnapper: are you denying that "?" denotes a question?
[00:29] BraffeatheR: where did you learn your enlish?
[00:30] choadnapper: where did you learn to spell english?
[00:30] BraffeatheR: ingnore my spelling, wont you?
[00:30] BraffeatheR: how was your nap?
[00:31] choadnapper: why should i?
[00:31] choadnapper: are you embarrassed by it?
[00:31] BraffeatheR: who wouldnt be?
[00:32] choadnapper: isnt "who wouldnt be" just as much of a statement as "wouldnt you want to know?"
[00:32] BraffeatheR: wouldnt you want to know?
[00:33] choadnapper: have you read my latest comic?
[00:33] BraffeatheR: grizzly?
[00:33] choadnapper: what did you think of it?
[00:34] BraffeatheR: i wonder, did it come from real events?
[00:34] choadnapper: don't most of my comics?
[00:34] BraffeatheR: are you asking me as if i should know?
[00:35] choadnapper: isnt it obvious?
[00:36] BraffeatheR: how do i answer that question? with a no?
[00:36] choadnapper: are you asking my advice?
[00:36] BraffeatheR: are you giving it?
[00:36] choadnapper: do you want it?
[00:37] BraffeatheR: you dont think i wouldnt do you?
[00:37] BraffeatheR: thats a double negative isnt it?
[00:38] choadnapper: can you decypher that?
[00:38] BraffeatheR: if i asked you a question llike that do you think i could possibly decypher that?
[00:39] choadnapper: you're full of shit, aren't you?
[00:39] BraffeatheR: can you smell it from texas?
[00:39] BraffeatheR: why do yo uthink my eyes are brown
[00:39] BraffeatheR: ?
[00:39] choadnapper: is that what that smell is?
[00:40] BraffeatheR: what else would it be?
[00:40] choadnapper: mexico?
[00:40] BraffeatheR: i dont think its that bad, do you?
[00:41] choadnapper: have you ever been there?
[00:41] BraffeatheR: hasnt every marine stationed in SoCal?
[00:41] choadnapper: it isnt off limits?
[00:42] BraffeatheR: what, you didnt know that it is if youre under 21 and without a NCO or anyone of any age without a buddy?
[00:43] choadnapper: why would i know military rules?
[00:43] BraffeatheR: gay military BFs? how should i know?
[00:44] choadnapper: if i asked, would you tell?
[00:44] BraffeatheR: do i have to answer that?
[00:45] choadnapper: do you want to remain my friend?
[00:45] BraffeatheR: why wouldnt i?
[00:45] BraffeatheR: youre worth being friends with arent you?
[00:46] choadnapper: didnt somebody already say that?
[00:46] BraffeatheR: what i just said?
[00:46] choadnapper: should i check?
[00:46] BraffeatheR: why ask me? youre going to do what you want anyway arent you?
[00:47] choadnapper: do you know how to search transcripts in Colloquy?
[00:48] BraffeatheR: what?!
[00:48] BraffeatheR: you thinki i would know that?
[00:48] BraffeatheR: who do you think i am?
[00:48] choadnapper: arent you an expert on Mac freeware?
[00:49] BraffeatheR: what the fuck are you talking about?
[00:49] choadnapper: you dont understand my question?
[00:52] BraffeatheR: should i have on its own merits?
[00:53] choadnapper: are you retarded?
[00:53] BraffeatheR: do you really mean that? =(
[00:54] choadnapper: have i ever joked around before?
[00:54] BraffeatheR: why did you say that?
[00:54] choadnapper: do you want an apology?
[00:54] BraffeatheR: dont you think i deserve one?
[00:55] choadnapper: are you a pussy?
[00:55] BraffeatheR: CHOAD, HOW COULD YOU?
[00:56] choadnapper: hasnt this gone on long enough?
[00:57] BraffeatheR: are you going to give up first
[00:58] choadnapper: do you want to beat this into the ground?
[00:58] BraffeatheR: do you want to hear an awesome cheat i could impliment?
[00:58] choadnapper: its been almost an hour, hasnt it?
[00:59] BraffeatheR: i think so, eh?
[00:59] BraffeatheR: do i sound canadian?
[00:59] BraffeatheR: or mexican?
[00:59] choadnapper: americans cant say "eh?"
[01:00] BraffeatheR: Fuck you, eh?
[01:00] choadnapper: are you going to tell me that cheat?
[01:00] BraffeatheR: hell yeah, eh? I'm tired of this game, eh?
[01:00] choadnapper: do you want to post this in SC is Fun, or shall I?
[01:01] BraffeatheR: youre the biggest draw arent you?
[01:01] choadnapper: seriously?
[01:02] BraffeatheR: what, you think that i am?
[01:02] choadnapper: youre that arrogant?
[01:02] BraffeatheR: didnt i say that you were the biggest draw?
[01:03] choadnapper: did you forget?
[01:04] BraffeatheR: i think you should, dont you think?
[01:04] BraffeatheR: dont you know how lazy i am?
[01:04] choadnapper: if i go to pee, will you be here when i get back?
[01:05] BraffeatheR: are you going to take a long time?
[01:05] choadnapper: do you want to watch me on cam?
[01:05] BraffeatheR: you can do that?
[01:06] choadnapper: what if i'm pee shy?
[01:06] BraffeatheR: do you think im would watch the pee if you showed me that?
[01:07] choadnapper: do you really want me to answer that?
[01:07] BraffeatheR: i asked didnt i?
[01:07] choadnapper: so youre gay?
[01:08] BraffeatheR: does watching a mans dick make him gay?
[01:08] choadnapper: so youre just into watersports?
[01:08] BraffeatheR: didnt you read what i typed?
[01:09] choadnapper: no, was it relevant?
[01:09] BraffeatheR: didnt i say that i wouldnt watch the pee?
[01:10] choadnapper: so does that make me gay?
[01:10] BraffeatheR: dont you think i know that?
[01:10] choadnapper: why won't you answer that?
[01:10] BraffeatheR: just post this shit in #SC is fun so we can stop this, ok?
[01:11] BraffeatheR: please?
[01:11] BraffeatheR: can we stop?
[01:11] choadnapper: with sugar on top?
[01:11] BraffeatheR: and a cherry on top of that?
[01:12] choadnapper: you're a virgin?
[01:12] BraffeatheR: what makes you say that?
[01:17] BraffeatheR: can you believe this is rated 6.8?
[01:17] choadnapper: what?
[01:17] BraffeatheR: http://pix.hotornot.com/pics/H8/HQ/HR/KQ/OUASERRFPXAM.JPG
[01:18] choadnapper: compared to what?
[01:19] *** ftc|zZzZz has signed off IRC (Ping timeout: 121 seconds).

ftc

I love you for this. I have more logs if you're interested in them.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yeah that would be awesome Chicka. I think I lost the last lot you sent me, apologies. But if you email me some more I will tally them up.

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Poo perhaps?

Beware what you wish for. Remember, I AM the most talkative person on #stripcreator. The files will be there shortly.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

port 6667 is all blockted on our firewall so I can't have fun on #stripcreator. The java app doesn't work either, I guess that's using an unusual port also?

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

[11:26] Rabid_Weasle: anyway
[11:26] Rabid_Weasle: i have to go to work
[11:26] Chicka: Have fun with that
[11:26] Rabid_Weasle: i don't know why i even came in here
[11:26] Chicka: Pita flipper
[11:26] Rabid_Weasle: perhaps i was looking for items that are only $1
[11:26] TYS: you know, deep down, you know
[11:26] Chicka: I don't work there anymore
[11:26] Rabid_Weasle: whatever!
[11:26] Rabid_Weasle: FUCK
[11:27] Chicka: But I sure wish I did
[11:27] Rabid_Weasle: GIVE ME MY FUCKING POP TARTS!!!!!
[11:27] * Chicka gives Rabid a country square
[11:27] Rabid_Weasle: FUCK THIS SHIT!!
[11:27] *** Rabid_Weasle has signed off IRC (Quit: ).

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Mediocrity at its most average.

FinnNYC

Try: http://ircatwork.com/

Server: irc.chatjunkies.org

channel: #stripcreator

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Poo perhaps?

The above post fucked up. Can one of the mods delete it please? Thanks.

[00:01:40] [ftc] SHITE
[00:01:47] [ftc] All my mates off to spain
[00:01:50] [TYS] ah
[00:01:53] [ftc] Me stuck here with cock in hand.
[00:02:01] [TYS] ....your cock?
[00:02:09] [ftc] y'heard me.
[00:02:27] [TYS] well good luck with that
[00:02:39] [ftc] There can only be one outcome.
[00:02:50] [ftc] Out comes cum.
[00:03:10] [TYS] that does seem to be how it works
[00:03:29] [TYS] or so I have found, I lost the users manual ages ago
[00:03:43] [TYS] I might be able to pick up radio on this thing for all I know
[00:04:03] [ftc] Sounds electrifying
[00:07:27] [TYS] It very well might be
[00:20:32] [TYS] there only seems to be one knob on this thing though
[00:21:31] [ftc] Aww
[00:21:36] [ftc] FM, only?
[00:22:08] [TYS] I'm not sure, I can't hear anything
[00:22:19] [TYS] perhaps if i stick it out the window I'll get a better reception
[00:22:46] [ftc] Give it ago!
[00:22:57] * TYS does so
[00:23:19] [TYS] I think its working, but all I can hear is people screaming
[00:24:03] [ftc] Heavy Metal
[00:24:08] [ftc] Shake it about a little.
[00:25:07] [TYS] The screaming has now become the sounds of an angry mob
[00:25:24] [ftc] A live gig.
[00:25:45] [TYS] coincidently there's alot of people outside. I didn't even realise people still used pitchforks
[00:26:25] [ftc] A bit of late night farming never hurt anyone.
[00:28:02] [TYS] Well thats what I assume the torches are for
[00:29:31] [TYS] Hrm, thats strange
[00:29:47] [TYS] they must be Amish or something
[00:30:02] [TYS] i asked if any of them knew how to work this thing, and they seemed to get pretty mad
[00:39:44] [TYS] Avast! Taste splooge you amish bastards!
[00:39:53] [TYS] and scene
[00:41:55] [ftc] Beautiful.

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Poo perhaps?

[9:14pm] choady: i'm such a kid
[9:14pm] Rabid_Weasle: oh
[9:14pm] Rabid_Weasle: never mind then
[9:14pm] choady: tonight's dinner
[9:14pm] Rabid_Weasle: pokemon KD?
[9:14pm] choady: peanut butter & jelly with chocolate milk
[9:14pm] Rabid_Weasle: could you cut the sandwich into a pokemon shape?
[9:14pm] choady: although...its organic pb & j, whole wheat bread, and chocolate soy milk
[9:14pm] choady: so i fagged it up big time
[9:15pm] Rabid_Weasle: might as well just put some basil on there too
[9:15pm] Rabid_Weasle: do homos like basil?
[9:15pm] Rabid_Weasle: i don't know
[9:15pm] Rabid_Weasle: what is the gay spice?
[9:15pm] choady: cumin

[10:21pm] ojcme: I am a total cunt
[10:21pm] BraffeatheR: i figured
[10:28pm] ojcme: It's alright though
[10:28pm] BraffeatheR: yep
[10:28pm] ojcme: Cunts tend to group
[10:28pm] BraffeatheR: doesnt stop me from talking to you
[10:28pm] ojcme: To increase the chance of survival
[10:31pm] choadly: survival of the clittest

[Click to view comic: 'Choad's Streak of Doods']

[13:33:15] BraffeatheR: mei pou belle
[13:33:55] TYS: arg! not the devil language
[13:34:00] BraffeatheR: Tu es ma mademoiselle
[13:34:10] BraffeatheR: Tu es ma petite poubelle
[13:34:22] BraffeatheR: Je chercherai des ordures pour toi
[13:34:32] choadly: j'ai le bon bons por vous manger
[13:34:35] BraffeatheR: Et je commencerai dedans mes pantalons
[13:34:57] choadly: no le pongo calzones de hule al nino
[13:35:16] choadly: halte meine angelrute, bitte
[13:35:21] TYS: JE SUIS PISSED OFF

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