...the IFPP (International Federation of Pancake Penisers)...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

... now under the tyrannical rule of the unholy trium virum of John Ashcroft, Rupert Murdoch and that guy with the long blonde ponytail and the overgrown, distorted musculature who hocks "fitness" equipment on late-night infomercials, and they made it their mission to have signed into law a mandate requiring that pancakes be removed from all unregistered...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

.. people who penis pancakes into there stuff....

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...and who watch late-night infomercials starring that weird Tony Little guy, who seems like he's had one too many illicit pancakes penised into his stuff, and perhaps may have had a few flapjacks vaginalated into his things...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...but then the thread fell on hard times and had to be revitalized by our plucky protagonist...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

... Rocket J. Squirrel, otherwise known to his fans as ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...Something Squishy, and tasted like...

...the dry, cracked underside of an old man's hairy beanbag, which, upon closer inspection, bore more than a passing resemblance to Grandma's chin, and...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...then a hag told J U N K stories to people who dont care and are mad about the time when they really needed to...

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

.....sing about ant babies, and their properties. Then Mircosoft released XP, which made Mac almost look good.....

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o.O

...because stupid n00bs are ending the sentence, their punishment will be...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

...a hundred rabid weasles and mad goats throwing them off the cliff to some odd place, covered in...

...sweat from boinky33's underwear that he couldn't get to dry out even after hanging them in the desert for six days when...

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i want to piss on you

...yo' baby daddy was all 'Shut up, bitch!', and I was all, 'Who you talkin' to, muthafucka?', and he was all 'I be talkin to you, trick-ass ho!', and I was all 'I'ma fuck you up, nigga!', and he was all, 'I ain't gone fight no...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...bitch ass pancake...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

...eaten muthafucka who don't have nuff sense not to order nuthin from IHOP that's got nuts," and all of a sudden...

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i want to piss on you

...everything exploded; but that's ok, cuz she still has her trusty...

...servant who will do anything to get in her....

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...schoolbooks, for therein lies the formula for the most secret and cherished substance on the planet....

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...Garfield, where people worship orange and black striped...

...pancakes, which they then penis into their exotically colored black and ORANGE-striped stuff, which is much, much different than the alternative...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...raincoats, he said; so then our destined hero Colin Powell decided to raise taxes and legalize...

...butterfly molestation in all states so that the Future Pancake Penisers of America could have their cookout by the riverside where they would...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

...chyew teh-baky n git t'fishn like them good ol suthrn boys a'should, but then their bubble was burst because some idiot decided to sit on the...

...pile of freshly-manufactured zebu dung, which, when they figured out what a zebu was, was probably going to inspire some sort of seizure...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.