na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na: KAUF-MAN!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I vote for kaufman.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

At least it wasnt a shutout.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

It takes six, or a long delay with no votes to win. Will there be a comeback?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Jeez, I didn't think it would be possible after 1-800-BEATMEUP, but NastyPope gave an even better showing than kaufman! He gets my vote.

Engage the Anal Sex Drive!!!

I liked both of them but my votes for NastyPope

tough call but I will go for kaufman

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"I know how toast works."

say... hate to break up the voting thing for a sec, but does getting out of round 1 enable me to lose the "newbie" tag?

...come to think of it, i suppose i can deal with "power-newbie," as coined by mr. 'kling (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Sorry Pope, but the kaufmeister gets my vote.

Wait on... I'm not going to be facing him again in round two, am I? *fearful expression*

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actually, reading back to the original comics cup, i believe you draw me in round 2, dexx... of course, you still have to face kaufman in the finals (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

And kaufman pulls it out. congrats to all in round one for a good showing. Now here is the lineup for round two:

Lady J vs. DexX
habnem vs. kaufman

Will our power-newbie slip past the venerable Dr. K? But first up, the Lady and DexX - next post.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Lady J vs. DexX

Rules:

1. Cast the Spankling character as a dance instructor.
2. Use as many speech bubbles as thought bubbles. You can use none of each, 1 of each, 2 of each or 3 of each.
3. Use DexX once and only once.
4. Use Lady J once and only once.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

guess i was wrong about who was going to steamroll me this round... but my finals prediction is still alive!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup IV - Stripper Spankling's School']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[Click to view comic: 'Spankling presents - Sadomasochistic Square Dancing!']

I originally had Spankling on the far right, but the comic made no sense, so I had to risk it looking too much like LadyJ's and put him on the left... Oh, forgot to title it as a Cup entry too.

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My vote is for DexX.

Great one, DexX.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

DexX

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

You DexXy motherfucker.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

DexX is approaching his 1000th forum post. Has anyone called Guinness?

Speaking of colossal geeks, where the hell is Gabe?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Spankling's not far behind on 922.... and Gabe has to be around that too, surely? He used to cop a lot of shit from other regulars because of his uncanny ability to appear to be online 24 hours a day.

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care to explain

the only slang i know for guiness is guinessing which is sticking a stumpy guiness bottle in your arsehole and keeping it there no-hands. ah drinking games

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

According to skagg, the Guinness Book of Records is the track listing on the pub's jukebox. :)

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oh i get it

called as in phoned

i thought u meant called as in you call shotgun or something

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

this was a toughy... i vote LadyJ for "breakaway pants," the single funniest article of clothing ever created.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars