I think Choad needs to repost his costume pics from a couple years back, since they're defunct now.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

gabe_billings

As if you need another excuse to jerk off.

"Excuses to Jerk Off" is my favorite Jeopardy category

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what if nigger meant kite

"What is drive-thru taking too long?"

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Poop.

Lube up!

Remember, I was a big fatty fatty 2x4 back then.

This was the first one I did. The makeup took 3 hours.

Then I did these two; no makeup, in and out in a half hour.

This is the one I cropped and used for my company ID photo, complete with title of "Lord of Evil." I went to Blockbuster after this shoot with all my makeup still on (mainly eyeliner, but also other stuff on my face and they darkened my eyebrows and sideburns). It's the closest I've ever been to goth:

But the one you've all been waiting for...John Wayne Gacy:

I won't repeat any of the stories around this one--you can read them on the previous page.

Wait... what the fuck is up with the backrounds?

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Poop.

I have no idea, but that was what they used for all their shots for about 10 years. They probably used it for their first shoot and then were stuck with it for consistency purposes for years after. When the interwebs evolved and they wanted to post the models on neutral backgrounds and use them in other media, the graphic artists had to painstakingly remove the backgrounds in photoshop. I remember hearing them grumble.

I haven't looked at their packaging this year, but online, their models have no backgrounds.

"Lord of Evil" needs to be a Stripcreator character. It's like the Child Catcher, only fabulous.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Well, it's not as good as Choad's stuff, nor am I as good looking as him, but here's my costume this year:

The belt loops are fake.  I don't know shit from sewing so much of it I had to use some tape on.  The color didn't turn out perfect, but I got fairly close to the "salmon" in the show, and it looked a lot better when I first took it out of the dye.  I really should have left it in longer, but oh well.

Enjoy. 

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oh, by the way, for anyone who doesn't recognize the costume, it's Dr. Venture from the Venture Brothers.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Nice speed suit.

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Poop.

GO TEAM VENTURE!

I'd like to see an authentic Phantom Limb suit.

80's rocker. I totally won at costumes this year. Brought along a Flying V GuitarHero Guitar, and played some sweet licks.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

choadwarrior

BWAHAHAHAAHAAH!

I'd go as one of the Monarch's henchmen, but I don't do costumes at Hallowe'en.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

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Poop.

I was a banana. A forty drinkin' banana. 

So far, for this year's costumes, Rabid gets my vote.

I didn't take any pictures Saturday, so I'll get off my butt and do it tomorrow night. They should be uploaded around 8pm Central time, that's when I'm closing this candy stand down.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

that Rusty Venture costume is great

little_kittyi usually win with my 90's John Rocker

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what if nigger meant kite

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Just as an aside, two friends of mine dressed like Zoidberg and Bender (from Futurama for those of you who don't know). The guy who dressed like Zoidberg went to big heights to make the costume. Like, using latex and polyurethane and all that jazz.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I'm sorry, no I will not be uploading any pictures because someone has removed my bluetooth cable without telling me. Look forward to crappy camera phone pictures to come.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

My original idea of being a Zen Garden didn't pan out.  Not enough time to complete the costume.  (Although I did acquire most of the materials... expect photos next year.)

Who knows what this is?  Huh?  Who?

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"Old" is the old new.

I was a warrior

Come out to play 

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Scyessyou're either Curiosity or my 3rd grade gym teacher

nice one :)

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what if nigger meant kite

I was gonna say he's not_Scyess.

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Poop.