The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 329 by BobRogers 10-15-05

In Hell... I'm going to give you some time to think all this over. We want Dave to be evil. nice Dave doesn't getter done. But don't the rules specify that I have free will? Yep that's true. But remember that I am allowed to torment you. Sure. But you can't kill me, so what can you do? How about making you the only bat on a deserted island? This is HARASSMENT, I tell YA!

Thanks for the bat, guys. I am going to have to donate again I guess. Brad you are just making my life easier, as are those talented members helping you.

Again, thanks.

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I am undecided - is this additional bloody-mouthed bat cool or crap? It's always nice to have multiple poses or states for characters.

Monsieur Squabies gets power of veto, naturally, as it's his original art.

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I think it looks terrific. Blood is always a good addition to anything.

It's cool, but it might be a bit redundant...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hey, Brad, would it be a total motherfucking bitch to shift Fishhand out of submitted?

It's just that squid is doing a pile of new art now, apart from just holiday stuff, and I think he will soon have more than enough to warrant his own "squabies" art category. He was too modest to think of it, but I'm suggesting it anyway.

I know the strip code used to have image URLs embedded, so it would take a global search and replace in the database to move art, but you've optimised the code a lot since then, and I thought it might be easier now.

Of course, you could always have two copies of fishhand on the server, but remove the indexing for the submitted folder version so only the squabies folder version shows up in the make.php menu...

*shrug*

Anyway, here is squab's most legendary new fireman. This guy fucking [u]rocks[/u]. Squab is also working on a couple of other poses to make him a bit more flexible, as well as a gush of water from the hose for the props category.

Now, be honest, how cool is this guy?

Update: An axe version (rather than a hose) has been drawn, and I am doing the resizing and transparency now.

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...and then he drew this:

Crap... the SCFD text is backwards on the right hand ones... We'll get that fixed...

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more character goodness, formatted for your pleasure. franky, turned the fireman's hat writing around, and Kim 3 and 4

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what if nigger meant kite

It won't be too bad. I'll get a script ready to take care of it. I need to rename some other art soon anyway.

And that fireman kicks ass.

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Say It Ain't Sosa! by kaufman 10-16-05

I thought you were going to be at the ballgame tonight. I was, but I got kicked out of the stadium. You see, I'd brought a bottle of wine with me, but when I opened it, out flew ... So you were ejected for having a corked bat. Exactly.

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The bat w/blood is now online as well.

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Even if someone else DID develop a decent system to make comics, he/she could never keep up with brad at this point. Brad's kicking ass with the character adding and taking names with the background adding, then he chews some bubble gum just for good measure with the new features.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Fireman with rescued cat:

Same old hose fireman, but next to a new water spray prop:

Oh, and the reversed water spray for Brad:

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ok, we seriously need me in cartoon mode

some newsdesk stories, and the rest of HCRoyall's characters. all formatted and ready to be fondeled

and my soon to be cartoon girlfriend:

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Two Alarm by choadwarrior 10-16-05

The chief isn't looking is he? I hope not. I thought yours would be longer.

nawt(fixed) by shank 10-16-05

im starting to think being a fireman stranded on a deserted island was a bad idea. i told you we should have went as fishermen.

Water and fireman with cat are online now.

I tried adding the news desks, but the color of the desk in the modified ones doesn't match the color of the original desk so it looks a bit wonky.

And I'm not sure the colored pencil images really fit on Stripcreator.

This has been your art update.

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Cloud City by choadwarrior 10-16-05

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father... You do this every time you put your mask on. Luke...I am your father. Seriously, we should probably go put that fire out. Hold your horses, I need to hack off your hand first.

Rookie

Women love firemen. Then how come this is the only hot, wet pussy I ever get my hands on.

by choadwarrior, 10-16-05

One day I'll open a delicatessen. by kaufman 10-16-05

12:33 PM 12:36 PM Excuse me, Waiter? 12:37 PM Ever since you brought me my sandwich, every three minutes my roll has been shooting forth a stream of water. Of course it has. That's an Old Faithful kaiser.

Why I won't be at the SC Halloween party by kaufman 10-16-05

Kaufman, is that you? Dammit, how could you tell?

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I think my computer just doesn't like graphics and imaging programs, otherwise I would have cleaned up some pencil drawings and done a color fill. I'd ask for public opinion, but it's up to you. If the consensus is no, I'll battle my computer for dominance and try to make more suitable ones.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think my computer just doesn't like graphics and imaging programs, otherwise I would have cleaned up some pencil drawings and done a color fill. I'd ask for public opinion, but it's up to you.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

A rubber band waiting for a coyote

by Spankling, 10-16-05

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I think my computer just doesn't like graphics and imaging programs, otherwise I would have cleaned up some pencil drawings and done a color fill. I'd ask for public opinion, but it's up to you.

get someone to color them for you.
i could if i wasnt so lazy

I vant to be used in your strips!

These are the little full-body versions. I am going to do some bigger "closer to camera" versions of the same poses, with his feet cut off, for use with other characters with no feet.

Damn this guy took a long time... first time I ever tried drawing an SC.com character fully on the PC, as my scanner is currently out of action. All in all, I think he's pretty cool, but the close-ups will bring out more of the detail I put in.

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